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# lots of
Horrible colours for you

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:20, archived)
# UGLY GREEN PAEDODWARF AND BASTARD RAPEKID GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# he stiffed me with a huge phone bill...
...the fokker!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I saw this and thought of pestilence.
Goodnight, everybody.

*applause*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)
# BYE BYE YOU DISEASED WHORE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# well i like it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a big enough umbrella
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I DONT GET IT BUT I AM DRUNK SO I PROBABY WOULDNTTTTT
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
# ALSO IS IT ME.... OR HOW DID CATDOG HAVE A SHIT? WAS IT OUT ONE OF THEIR MOUTHS OR A SEPERATE ORIFICE?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
# YOU STOP TALKING FILTH CUNTBALL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Bellybutton.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING 'SHIP

YOU SEE THE PHILLIES WON THAT SHIT. SHIT WAS HOT.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# OLD PEOPLE MUSIC FOR DEAF DOGDICKERS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
# OH NOW THAT'S A TAD HARSH
I KNOW, LET'S ALL SHARE SOMETHING WE'RE THANKFUL FOR WITH THE GROUP.
POSTBEAR, WHY DON'T YOU START US OFF?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
# IM THANKFUL THAT SHIT IS BROWN
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:13, archived)
# i'm thankful i can't smell postbear...
...eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# FOR $79.95 YOU CAN PURCHASE A SAMPLE OF MY SCENT IN A CONVENIENT GLASS VIAL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:15, archived)
# or...
...i can go out in my yard and shove my face in a big stinky pile.... (haa haa)!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# ITS FRIDAY DO IT TWICE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# yeah...
...why not go nuts?!.... fuck it!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# There are white turds on my driveway.
What is going on!
These are special turds.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# JURASSIC TURD JEFF GOLBULB SHIT IN YOUR LANE ONE MILLION YEARS AGO
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# SOMEONE PUT CHALK BACK INTO DOGFOOD
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I want to be ignorant of the mystery turds.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)
# I AM THANKFUL FOR SNOW AND HAPPY FLOWERS AND ALSO KRAFTWERK.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# COCAINE RIOT EMBOLISM
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:20, archived)
# I AM THANKFUL FOR MY XBOX
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:13, archived)
# PROM QUEEN NECROPHILE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# BUT I DID MANAGE TO GET A HOT SPANISH GIRLS PHONE NUMBER TONIGHT :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# no pics?...
...LIES!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:21, archived)
# No, the camrea on my phone died :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# I AM THANKFUL THAT DOGS ARE OPTIONAL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE MOTHERFUCKER
SERIOUSLY.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# sorry... didn't mean to scare you...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:52, archived)
# I like this moderately
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Do you have a moderate liking for it
or is it your mode of liking that is moderate?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# My mode of liking is moderate
Because I only like it moderately
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# That may be true
but it does not necessarily follow.
I suggest that a distinction can be drawn between the manner of enjoyment and the degree of enjoyment.
At weekends I wear a monocle in private. Once the UPS man saw me but I quickly pretended that I had a very flat glass eye.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I wholeheartedly embrace this
although I would not personally dress in this manner.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# GO FUCK A MIDGET YOU MIDGETFUCKING MIDGETFUCKER
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
# *throws calm down pills
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)
# I SAW THAT YOU CLAMFUCKER
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I was smirking at the first one because of the caps
and thinking about how it was probably overcompensation.
And then I thought HOLD ON A SECOND PROBABLY BEST NOT TO GO THERE LOL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I AM 35 AND HAVE CONSIDERED GRASPING HER TINY SKULL IN ONE HAND MY CRUSHING GRIP CAVING IT IN AS I LIFT HER INTO THE AIR
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
# too bad i don't live in toronto...
...that would've been fun!... :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:15, archived)
# SHUT UP KEBAB
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# you got her phone number?...
...weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!...a little penis warmer!... :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# MIDGETS ARENT ALLOWED TO USE TELEPHONES YOU PISSBITER
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:21, archived)
# well they can't reach the mailbox either...
...what's a man to do?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# SEW THEIR EYES SHUT AND PULL THEIR HAIR
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# OH BOO YOU!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
# You're good at pretty gradients. I am bad at pretty gradients.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:41, archived)
# wow, I am tired in the brain.
this is what I saw at first glance (eyes added to depict the fool and the horse facing each other)

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Hahaha
that's fantastic
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# The eye is Nemo.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:52, archived)
# heh. super!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# *-*...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# IS PROBABLY READING THIS RIGHT NOW
YET CHOOSES NOT TO POST
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# can you blame him...
...this place is DEAD and BORING lately...there, i said it... somebody had to.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# You're not the first to say that
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
# duuude,
I heard he's like, dead, maaaaan...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# HOLY FUCK THAT SPELLS BLACKHAT BACKWARDS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# FIGHT ANOTHER CANDLE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Here Im getter ready to say a little something
www.illmitch.com/photo.htm

Rapstache took 3 hours to have grown.
Russian box clue 80: Never punch old people
 
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Bought this race car. It has a strong honk that I use a lot to feud with next door rivals.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
#
I can probably climb anythings I try to climb
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)
# PUNCH WHILE RAP
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I love Ill Mitch.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)
# I BET SHE HAS A LOT OF MENTAL PROBLEMS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's my compo entry
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
# None of these people are me :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:41, archived)
# None of these
people IS me, I think you'll find
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
#


I am bored and considering going to a gay club operating under the theory that I am attractive and men will buy me drinks. I feel like flaws lurk in this plan.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# THIS IS A PICTURE I AM GOING TO SAVE.
Enjoy your gay beer.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I DID IT FOR YOU
BUT ALSO TO MAKE FUN OF MOFAHA
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Rumblebottom.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)
# EVERY GODDAM DAY
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Ah fuck all of you guys
SRSLY
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# WHERE'S MY CAT ON SKATEBOARD, MARK? WHERE IS IT? TELL ME, BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE IT.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Ah
yes I will attend to it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I've done this before
The moment of regret comes the next day when you realise that you're no better than all those dumb bitches that get free drinks by shaking their titties.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I mean, I have about zero problem with that
so maybe I will go
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I didn't have a problem at the time either
Then I spent the next six months getting led along by dumb bitches.

Karma is a bit like that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# you'd be better off riding a skateboard stoned...
...either way you're going to get hurt... (hee hee).
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
# This brain does not tolerate the fun drugs anymore :(
otherwise that would be a suitable substitute plan.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
# WOW!................this is good shit...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Where eyes gone?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# they are as mirrored glass...
...reflecting the world around them.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Just to get this out of the way
In the most quick and dirty fashion possible.
Happy happy fun time killing animals!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# mm.is this yours?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I'd buy this!
Even just for the 'catch a headless Chicken level'.

TJ:

I wish I would stop seeing these...

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# you have shopped....
....?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Google says...
TOAP

Bad form.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Google's wrong.
TOAP isn't bad form.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)
# The eyes.
And a little TOAP
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# It wasn't really your joke
or your image
also your alterations are minimal.

make us something?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# This should hold something that would appeal to you...
-_-
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I played this game!
It was funny. Gotta love peta.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# PETAphile!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# bulldogbull is sad

...because of the unused buckle on his head

I don't know why either :|
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# He could totally tie a balloon full of crap to that buckle.
This is faaaar too good.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Dude. My stats quote is a link to the stats.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# RECURSION ERROR
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I honestly couldn't have chosen a more fitting quote for myself
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# It better be "I love Ttssattsr", else there'll be so much trouble.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I didn't understand it the first time round
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# It's what Duchamp wrote
on the urinal he exhibited.
You'd just said, "GUMBY IS PEEING INTO A URINAL"

Here's the thread www.b3ta.com/board/8958423
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Duchamp, guy.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Yeah
him too.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# HAhahahaha
kind of baked right now.

Edit: I totally edited it so I wouldn't look stupid. I'm pretty sure I got away with it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Have you considered drawing a cat on a skateboard?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# You know what
I feel kind of shabby about this whole episode. I guess I owe you a cat on a skateboard.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Right on!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# NARKED OUT ON TRANKS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# MOFAHA TO INTERNET: DUUUUUDE, I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Everyone knows you look like this:
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Ahhhh.
MUTT LOL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Awesome.
In other news, I bought a build-your-own robot kit this morning and so far it can sense when it hits a wall. I also bought a build-your-own synth kit so I'm trying to work out the best way of combining them.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# So you've got a self-harming sentient robot
and a potential synth in some kind of quantum state of uncertainty.
Sounds like an avant garde collective from 5 years in the future. I would definitely buy their album.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I'll keep you in the loop when it comes up to the release date.
Also I bought a little robot cockroach but he was already built and I'd probably just break him if I took him apart.

He doesn't walk off of edges or into walls, which is pretty cool for ten bucks.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# That is what he had tied to it
it floated off
now he has no crap to buckle
sadness reigns

but soon his friends return with cheap cider & even cheaper cows!
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Nice
the expression makes it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I must admit
that dog has such a good face on him I've used him several times before

/fnarr fnarr ooh eerr missus crap before it even starts
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I'd really consider reposting this in the tomorrow.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# it needs...
...more cowbell... (nah it's cool!)...:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# awwwww, wook at da widdle schnookums
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Please don't try this at home


Click for bigger (48KB)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Oh, now that is very good.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# nice!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# i think i'm stupid and drunk for not getting this
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I do believe he has
recreated the cover of Led Zepplin II using some foil and a can of butane gas thus the Jackass style disclaimer in the first frame.

A stirling effort.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# No worries..
I was stupid and drunk for making it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I'm stupid & sober
think how that makes me feel!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Haha
you are either very clever & brave, or very clever & stupid
either way, I likes this lots :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# KLF - Last Train To Trancentral OR - Public Warning - Lady Sovereign - Ed: I hope this is BULLSHIT


Let's go around the room..

Early 2009 a nuclear device hits the US
Obama wages war against Pakistan
Mass hysteria/paranoia ensues.
All US citizens are under suspicion
Cue, "Obama's civilian army, as well funded as the US military".
All guns must be handed in.

Japes!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I am a lizardman.
Ask me what you would like to know.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Are you a lizardman?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Are you REALLY a lizardman?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Yes.
2 more questions
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# When did you decide to become a lizardman?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I JUST FOUND A SHEEP COSTUME AND SOME CRUTCHES IN MY ATTIC. SHOULD I BE SCARED Y/N?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# N
UNLESS THEY BELONG TO YOUR PARENTS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# OK.
I AM NOW COVERED IN FIBRE GLASS INSULATION FIBRE STUFF FROM MY ATTIC. WHAT HEALTH PROBLEMS CAN BE CAUSED BY THIS?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# URGH I JUST BURPED UP BURNING BLACK STUFF.
I FEEL UNWELL. G'NIGHT BOARD.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND EATING THE FIBREGLASS.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I THINK I BREATHED IN SOME WHEN I PUT IT IN MY LUNGS AND BREATHED IN SOME.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# can you shift to any shape?
How much for marilyn monroe for half an hour?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# You couldn't afford it.
1 more question
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# When it happens, act surprised.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Please rephrase this as a question.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# This, is a question?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yes.
Thankyou, no more questions.

I hope that humanity has learned from this.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# PUB-LIC, WAR-NING
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Will you act surprised, when it happens?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I hope everything you say is true
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# "I'd rather die terrified than live forever"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I don't.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# AND THEN EVERYONE CHILLS OUT AND PLAYS LUDO.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# DEN TINGS BE COOL WID DA BRETHREN.
KLF!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# DEATH LUDO?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# No, fuzzy happy chilled out Ludo.
Followed by death.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Oh, okay then.
Now I go to sleep the dreamless sleep of the wicked.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
and finally a war to rid the world of all us pesky humans*
Also pic did make me laugh :)

*Not that I hate people; it's just I really do think the universe would be better without us :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I don't think the universe is really all that fussed about us.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# German Plumbers' Lolcats
Surely there's fahsands of 'em?



Click for bigger (27KB)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# IT LOOKS DANGEROUS DOWN THERE.
HERE, YOU'LL NEED THIS:

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT WILL BE YEARS BEFORE THE DOG UNDERSTANDS WHAT WAS BEING DONE TO HIM.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# A DOG IN A BUN. MAN, SOME PEEPS DO ANYTHING FOR LAFFS.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# INNIT
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Uhh..
non-shopped/filesize errors.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# uhh...
WRONG TIME OF DAY TO MAKE UP RULES
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# uhh..
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# PLEASE COME BACK IN 8 HOURS.
THINGS WILL BE MORE TO YOUR LIKING. THEY MAKE UP LOTS OF RULES.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# hahah
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# "For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable."
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# anything up to 100KB is acceptable
edit: Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# it's 68.1k, sweetheart
which is a significantly lower number than 100k

i know you're just taking the piss
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# hahaha
you found me out!



and then ate me out
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# :-O
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# pfffft
penguin attacks bancock chick boy
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING BOOMSTICK
SUCK IT, ASSWIPES.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# THAT'S IT. THIS WINS EVERYTHING.
B3TA IS OVER.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# *cries*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I shopped in the bun. 68kB is fine filesize.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# holy shit!
then I take it all back, thats some awesome shoppage!

*clicks*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# AHA. I LIED.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahapfffffffft
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

*unclicks*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# GRONNNNKPAAAAAAAAAAN.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# are you chevroning this?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# NO
CHEVRONS MUST BE NATURAL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Every time you post it
his ponytail gets a little longer.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# woo
woo woo woo and woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# here


edit : the tag looks terrible on this and the p doesnt look right (i took it from the r)
edit : click for oh fuckit whats the use
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but what the Hell has JJ been up to? :

SA racist killer gets life term
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Oh oh oh oh, I know this.
Ummmm, fucking cats?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I hate fucking cats
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# wwjjd?
Fuck a squirrel. Or turn into a lizard and fuck yourself. Alternatively, fuck a squirrel.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here
In this space I would’ve posted my ambitious recreation of the album cover of Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here”

During the set–up there was a slight issue with the fire. I guess we got a bit carried away with the lighter fuel and let’s say things didn’t really go according to plan. I’ve lost a good mate through this. He’s OK. Well, he’s alive anyway. Mostly second–degree burns, thankfully. Only a bit of grafting required around the bum. Hopefully we’ll be able to laugh about this in the future but I get the impression it’ll take a while.

The picture wasn’t very good. A bit blurry really. James hit the button by accident—you know when you half–press it for the focusing, well, he pressed too hard—and it’s not really appropriate all things considered. Sorry.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Winner!
truly in the spirit of the whole thing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# waahey i'm pissed.
ad just saw splodgenessabounds live.

they have a cute guitarist.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# yep, far left. cute.
i swear to god glen matlock of the sex pistols was in the pub as well.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# awesome!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# what a name
howzit pissy vomit?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# zardoz ftw!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# is that nicholas lyndhurst??
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# hahah you're joking
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Fuckin' click.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Once the bandages come off
It'll be obvious which one's Pink
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
#
Arf
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Pfft.
Ha, right i'm bored now. Bedtiems.

shit 51 until 5k.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# May aswell round it off then.
What should i do for 5k?

Nothing much is my decision.


edit: GHOSTIE IS DOMINATING THIS THREAD.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# As for being bored.
Tell any female that you rounded off your post number to -50 away from 5k and then ask her if she thinks thats boring.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# haha!
he can easily take teh bulletz.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Hey Ho B3ta
The gayshift seems quiet tonight, have a spang:


(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# hahaahah :D
this tickles me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Does that mean
I can add "tickled a fuckpig" to my list of great achievements?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# you mean you haven't
tickled a fuckpig before?

weirdo.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# you've never tickled a fuckpig :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# tickling a fuckpig
is a great way to make money ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Oh good god...
That was a spang...

On a Tj note, look at www.b3ta.com/links/One_Click_Organisation_main_link
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Mmmm
Are you one of those scary people who actually 'gets involved' with things rather than just sitting at the pub talking about them? :P

I voted!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# no no,
by involved i mean sit in a pub and talk about, while shouting distant encouragement at the ones doing something. huzzah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# SPANG!
im gonna have to make a spanging implement
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# this is all kinds of wooerfull
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# SORRY MR ELVIS, YOUR DAUGHTER MARRIED A PAEDOPHILE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I DONT THINK HE CAN HEAR YOU
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# ELLLLLLLLLVIS, WAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# WE'RE GONNA KICK 'EM OUT.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# LIKE FUCKING JAZZY JEFF?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# HE DOESN'T KICK OUT THE JAMS.
HE MERELY CHANNELS THE JAMS.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I don't want those sort of jams, dude.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# OK
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# he just keeps going despite all that happens around him...
like some crazy trojan.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Bless 'im
Where the hell did this henry wagon start btw? I seem to have missed something.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# i caught wind of it some 48hrs ago, but that maybe wrong.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Me also...
It seemed to appear as if by magic. They do tend to though. A good wooage is in order anyway.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# they do and much thankage sir.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# who is henry and what does he forbode?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# he displays courage where others do not.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# nice
shadow
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# And it got fucking shit some 47 and a half hours ago.
Edit: I misread your post. I was intending to imply that it was okay for the first half hour before it got tedious.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I thing the force is still strong with Henry.
so I'll continue with the same rugged determination that he gave to us all. (most of us).
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'll fuck off then.
I don't quite see the point in opening a .psd, copying and pasting it into an image. It's not humorous, it's not interesting, and it certainly doesn't take more than a handful of braincells to pull off.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# What was Henry before the internet got him?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Better off.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# to you maybe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# lol opinions on the internet
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# oh sorry, i thought you had fucked off?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I came back to troll you some more.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# but just not very well. ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Hey look, I'm not very smart, OK.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I think you are lovely.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Ain't that sweet. BUT WAIT.
COULD THIS BE THE PRECURSOR TO A HORRIFIC BOUT OF TROLLING, OR SIMPLY A SUBTLE/GLARING PIECE OF SARCASM?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# neither...now
wers da rude stuf lol!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# i shit on a swan onse
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Old man knows not of the atrocity.
Much like Christ.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# he is an multi-christ
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# KIIIIIIIIIIILLLER COMBO!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Uuuuuuuuuuultra COOOOOOOOOOOOOMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!
I did one of those once with Chief Thunder

Ed: Rare are working on Killer Instinct 3
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# YO MOMMA!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# MAAAAAAAAAMMAAAAA COOOOMBBBOOOOOO!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT
WUHWUHWUHWUHHWHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# THAT BEAT IS RARE-A
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I'MTHE EGGMAN,DRIVING AROUND...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# LAST TRAIN TO TRANCENTRAL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# DEAR NEW YORK
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Henry RAWKS!
Well, I thought it was bleedin' obvious anyway...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# He's packin' a pack of lips now !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# sweet
I think I did a viet name henry once but it wasn't as good as this. (and he didn't call me)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# BABBOON SEMEN IS AIDS SEMEN
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# IF THERE'S ANYTHING WORTH PUSHING MY VECTOR DOWN THE BOARD
IT'S THIS! :D

Evening Deke sir!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I didnt mean to Chicago, i'm off my face
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hahah don't worry about it, I enjoy your banter about AIDS.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# CHICAGO JONES, TEMPLE A AIDS
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Don't forget to check out my recent photos!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# where's the ones of ya mushky?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# None/few of me on there, I don't like my face very much :P
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I do, it's comedy gold.
I like the one of you, that looks like ya having a spasm.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Heheh, thanks.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I made one of you, being furious at a 'redex' but I cannae finds it.
:/

I stopped posting it, as it mades ya annoyed, and hence, I done forgot it's fiename.

OH JAYSUS!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Ah well, I think I remember it anyway
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# CHICAGO JONES - Enter The Japes Eye
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Nicely said.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Oooo
I must see this.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# No. You mustn't.
Wankrag.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# SMOKE FAGS
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Hello Jacob, time for tea.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Only 37?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# 37 is a negative number, hence, the plus of 3
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# AHahahahaah
'cock-aids'
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# AIDS-PURSE, keeps my AIDS from ruffians.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# SIR
WHY DO YOU MAKE NO SENSE?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oprah Winfrey's erection casts no shadow.
FACT
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Becuase it is scared.
Scared of over 9000 penises (penii?) raping children.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# What I'm saying is, if Oprah ejaculates up ya tunic..
does it make a sound?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Only if there are no trees listening.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# dOCTA, docta?!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Unlike whatshisname's shadow that weighs more than he does . . .
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Ah, danke.
Dr Inverse
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# bloody hell!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
hell arse
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
arse students
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# oh bollocks.
how do you do the strike thing?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# <s>insertwordhere</s>
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
#
insertwordhere
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ya beauty
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
FUCK YEAH
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# This calls for a joint to be rolled.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# COUNT ME IN
i need a hangover cure
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Feel free to join me in hanging out of my bedroom window in about 10 minutes.
I have pringles and homemade cookies too!


Is this how fred west started?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# it's only a smoke...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# luring people to his house for drugs and assorted nibbley bits.
Oh well, it's a vocation of sorts.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# drugs and nibbly bits!
i like this kind of vocation
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# And let it smoke itself !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# What a horrible waste.
splifftastic pic though... liking the pothead.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# double the concentration!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# DO WANT
*hasn't been stoned in far too long*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Why is you leaving
us on the 13th?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# can't afford to pay the cable bill anymore.
i is poor
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Oh Noes
Someone nearby must have stealable wifi, shirley.
That's how my brother survived for 4 years at uni...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# my nephew
but he spends every second he can playing on his bloody xbox live
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# steal his xcocks
then steal his bandwidth. b3ta needs you
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *NEVER EXHLAED*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Recycled in paper bag . . . Dr. Huff N Puff
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HELLO MA NAME IS DR GREENTHUMB!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# i'm bored of myself now, to be honest
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# No wonder . . . Rocks real name was . . .
Roy Harold Scherer, Jr.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# "You aint gonna rock n roll no mooore-a"
- Twins
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I can see why you are unpopular.
I'm not gay but I fail to see why you take pleasure in somebody's death, regardless of the cause.

You're a wanker.

Feel free to flame; you're on my ignore list, so I won't see it.

edit : irony, they call this the gay shift...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Then you won't see the Cosby mock you - Ed: or his son
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# That's some funny fucking shit right there
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I concur, COSBY JAPES FOR ALL!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# COSBY N SON IS DA HIZZUSE!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hello, Cosby japes ewe saye?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# aH, DANKE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# MA-MA-MULTI COSBY!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I made this for a friend of mine :3
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Awesomesauce.
Beth is made of it. That and win.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# She is pretty amazing XD
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# That she is.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# lol ur gay 4 beth
lol
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You say this like it's a bad thing.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# nice!
like the detail
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Thanks sir!
It took me all bloody week :P
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I spazzed back and found this 'un
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Thankyee!
That's Caewan's girlfriend :3
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Haha
Fun facts about them two xD
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# FUN FACTS:
CAEWAN AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE BOTH PART SHERBET FOUNTAIN.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I wasn't thinking that
But sure xD
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# IT IS TRUE.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# CHEEKY CHICAGO
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# MUTHAFUCKIN GOTH BITCHES
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahah, not so much "Goth" as "Gothic Lolita".
She wears her clothes fabulously.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh I bet, her tunic is legendary.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It's a dress. :P
She got a curry stain on it, she only wore it for the first time on wednesday!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# WEDNESDAY IS THE DAY OF THE DEBBLE!
FACT
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# OH SHIT, NO!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ace... thats ace!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# nice!
not as nice as me, obviously, but still nice.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Beth is lovely :]
In both looks and personality.
I'd say you're on level pegging ;]
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# you would!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Of course I would :]
How're you?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# not looking forward to the next week
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Why not?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# because
i must go stay in my sister's house for a week and look after my ginger whinger niece while they fuck off to vegas.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# :O
Shite!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# it's not going to be pleasant
but on the bright side, i'll save myself a week's gas, lecky and food money, so i may be able to go to bingo on thursday. it'll be weird having to get a babysitter, i've never had to do that before!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hahahahahah wow
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# she will learn the true meaning
of the word "no", the spoilt little madam.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Vectors have direction and magnitude.
This is directed at awesome with a high magnitude.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# WHY THANKYOU PETEHIX.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Cute . . . I like bangs too !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Credit where it's due Rocky...
...nice bit of work.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Heheh, thanks very much.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Not just the artwork - it's well composed too.
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Thanks,
she took the photo but I changed it as I made the vector.
Adding bits and taking stuff away, making it look nicer.
The original was black and white, but to reflect her more personally I coloured her eye in.
She wears very little colour, but she does wear a bit, which is why a bit of this is coloured :]
Also, there is a penis in the hair.
And the USA in the top right of the picture ;]
If you can't see them, click here for spoilers.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Careful now.
I live near Cornwall.
(What's her Mum's address?)


DON'T.

This is the internet you know (and I know you know this crap, but don't tell these fuckers anything. Would you tell a bloke in a pub? Then don't tell me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ?
It's just a description of her character, not her bloody postcode!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Tug of Beard
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# theres no way to win!
i'm not gonna be the one to tell him though
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# thats you that is
goodnight b3ta!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# goodnight skuggly!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# nighty Smashgly Monkeygly
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# night
i should probly try to post more on here, cyas
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# yes
b3ta is good :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hoofin' it aye ?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# there are many links
you have chosen wisely
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ^^
good night! hahaha... horses! :p
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# There are many links
you have chosen wisely!
g'ntie y'all
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *deploys beard shears*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
#
BEARDWANKGAZM
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I made a flashy version of summit posted below

Click to see it all flashy like
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# oi oi oi
no no no
link flashy images please or face being ignored by everyone!
edit : also you should have pasted this as a reply to your original post down the page (as a link also!)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You are right
Apologies.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Thank you :)
quick replace it with a picture of a kitten drawing a chair
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# TURN IT OFF!!!
TURN IT OFF!!!!!

brainmelt...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# is that Mr. Oleary from that disney film where cats can sing and play the piannanaaah
"everybody wants to be a cat" la la la (or have i just insulted you... oops sorry if i have)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# that's o'malley
j. thomas o'malley
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# didn't he want to be a cat?
but wasn't he a cat already? that film confused my greatly
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# he was a cat
they were saying everybody wants to be a cat, reinforcing their belief that cats are the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.
they're not.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# why would you want to be a cat?
i'm allergic to cats, imagine being allergic to yourself?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i wouldn't want to be a cat
they wash in spit and they're scared of water pistols
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *puts a bucket on your head*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# oi!
i'm not that ugly!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# IT WAS MY SPECIAL SEX AID.
ON THE INSIDE IS A PICTURE.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# richard whiteley???
you're sick!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I KNOW, GREAT, EH.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# at least wipe the maggots off his cock before you take the picture!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# everyone has AIDS
apparently
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hahaha... no! ;)
I thought of changing my username anyway! :D

singing cats you say? O_o

Edit: I can keep it?^^
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# christ moliest
thats feckin huuuuuuuuuuuge!

/nazi
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# PUT THE FLASHY ONE BACK.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)

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