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# Her Majesty's First Husband: Prince Zeke of the Colonies
(iamgoingtohell, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Robbinson's Jam icon approves
VVV
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Pfffhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I wish that had happened for real.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# This rules!!!!!!
Was explaining to a Polish colleaugue about all the things we used to have here that we couldnt now for fear of arrest and a good rogering without lube by the police......
(angriestangel, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] No fruit were harmed in the creation of this crap album cover
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :)
Were you fatbloke before then or is he your partener?

I liked your old traffic camera gif.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ta-tum-ta-tum-ta... errrrr... gerrowtovit!!

Have it Large
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Pfffft!
I had it large!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I knew it. Waldo's a lady.
He's walking away from the ladies' toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *plays sad music*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Shite source
The only place I was able to get it was on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# What if the littlest hobo was coming the other way?
Would he turn green?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Why would the Littlest Hobo turn green?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# NV
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I'm sooooooooooooooooooo bored!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# If he looked like this, maybe.
maybe.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# pffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# who is the walking guy?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# David Banner?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Henry:P
What he said. It's the closing scene from the 70's version of the hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# not sad music
Matt Monroe


Italian Job ftw
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# 100% REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Things I learned today:
1. Bullfrog tadpoles are massive;
2. The woman across the road is willing to walk topless from her car to her house, whatever the weather.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# How massive is massive?
And also, pic please?

EDIT: Shuddering fuck! uk.youtube.com/watch?v=okDqmefbR40&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Fucking massive.

may or maynot magenta it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Okay.
www.fws.gov/southwest/es/arizona/images/SpeciesImages/JRorabaugh/CLF_tadpole.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *moves in*
Yes bullfrog tadpole and hoooj but then again so are bullfrogs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Last year I was sitting at the window seat (where I work)
and she pulled up in her car in some work clothes.

She opened the door and swung her legs out, before proceeding to change her clothes.

All her clothes.

I called out to my wife: "Jim, come quick! There's a muff outside!" but Jim arrived too late.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Is it quantity or quality?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# A bit chavvy
but undeniably hot in a porn sort of way.

A superb body and well trimmed bush with cracking bangers.

I have just edited the image to move the shadow a bit.

The old one is here:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Well send her over
I'm sure I can find a use for her:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# nice work !
woo
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha Good stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Nicely.
Reminded me of this:


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Can I ask why it is separate images though?
It has gotten out of sync here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I don't really know why
to mess up heads I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Nice self assembly wasp.
IKEA insect range.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Nicely done again!
in other news .....Chow tiem!
Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Yay!
A response :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Responding is good for the soul
I suggest more people try it, it did wonders for me.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You're loving this compo aren't you???!!!
have another click

awaiting the next one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Cheers.
I have a couple of requests, but they are too difficult for me to be arsed at the moment.

Got any ideas you wanna gaz me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I really want to do Nellyville
Using a plaster, my arse and some chocolate sauce.
I don't know if I can be bothered to get chocolate sauce on my arse though.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Very nice
And you've certainly cornered the Lego niche... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Thank you sir :D
One of the few times I am actually proud I still play with Lego ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I was playing with some with the kids last week.
I was making a big block of flats, the missus came down to take the kids up to bed.
She took the chronic piss when I said that I was staying down till I had finished.... on my own!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I was building a castle for my nephew a few weeks back.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Go Henry
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Black Mario is black
.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# It's chocolate sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# heh heh
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# "Honey, I'm home early... oh my!"

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# dirty bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# i have a big bowl of porridge with golden syrup all over it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Cor!
Sounds lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# to be honest, I would just drink the golden syrup
how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Now too shabby at all!

Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# dosed up on Co-codamol
so a bit high :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Sweet to the highness
die to the pain in my knees :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oh well.
That is why god invented pain killers. You would be a lot sadder if you were me and couldn't take pain killers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I would probably just caused some pain some where else
to take the focus of off my knees.

It's been years since they have been this bad, think its the cold weather
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I think that is why my ankles are so bad too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I have a well fired roll with bacon
I am all of the win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# needs golden syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Nope.
Needs Maple Syrup!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Who are you, Gallas
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *moans about the youngsters*
*gets sacked*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# and then says the same thing about the French squad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# :D
That fucking idiot is costing me a fortune in Dream Team points
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I believe XLVII is absolutely kicking my arse
in Dream Team. I keep forgetting I actually have a team....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I have four slices of toast
2 with marmite
2 with nutella
And also a big cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# marmite on toast FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That's a damn good idea.
I'm off to make tea:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I had some Chocolate Ready Brek.
I am keeping hunger locked up til lunch.


And a mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I had a glass of Galaxy Chocolate milk, it is the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'm off to the shops in an hour, I shall have to get some :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# it is lovely
plus chocolate is very good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Would you like to be my doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# That comes from the doctors, it is science fact
ok, i will be your doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hooray :)
*divulges secret and intimate facts*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Can I be your doctor please?
*tells I Yam Bucket to get naked even though she only came in with earache*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I just eated a staek pie
it was average
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# This is my standard breakfast when I work earlies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
fish wimminz with their sush out!

EDIT: I haz failed you b3ta! I had neither boiled heggles or a full English!
I instead popped across the for niggles as I feel like shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You went across the road for a black man?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# his name was one the BNP list...
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# What's a black guy doing in the BNP?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Pah
Well after reading the thread down there *points* I shall have dippy egg and soldiers.
So that's 1-0 to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# boooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You utter, utter bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I have just had a full English breakfast.
Something like this :



I'm now going to also have a boiled egg with soldiers, just to make up for your appalling oversight.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Want that, now, please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Is their fried bread and black pudding in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# No and yes
It's just bread and butter, but there are fried slices of black pudding under the eggs. Or rather, there were.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Everyone knows a fried breakfast is not complete without Black or White Pudding!

But for future reference, for a better heart attack, have fried bread!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Raw black pudding is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# boil it, much better than frying it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# and jolly nice it is too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I'n not a bean in a fry up person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hope that came with a defibrilator...
*is now hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I like this
It's got a fish in it and i like fish.

Ok?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I breed goldfish
This is not how they do it. Perhaps I should see if this encourages them to spawn.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Shocker!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid expression-matching
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lol adultery
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Arrival by Abba,


Suggested by Flowerpot.

Original here: cdn.overstock.com/images/products/3/L1156800.jpg

Previously:

www.b3ta.com/board/8957553
www.b3ta.com/board/8957375
www.b3ta.com/board/8957203
www.b3ta.com/board/8957067
www.b3ta.com/board/8956367
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945

Edit: Have a shitty one that isn't worth its own thread too.



Original: image.hotdog.hu/_data/members2/778/605778/images/Rammstein_Herzeleid_cover.jpg

Suggested by Darkpie.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hello Abba.
*psst* They're late again! Someone should have a word with them it's just not on!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Woo your kerrrazy lego skillz
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Don't tell anyone,
but that one is a bit of a cheat.

That is a Duplo helicopter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# meh. same company, no?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I think so, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# arf!
they are all ace
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Cheers dude :D
I am not too happy with the Rammstein one, but meh, I hadn't even seen it before Darkpie suggested it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# \o/
Yay you did it!
Fabbil arse
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Anything for you miss!
;) How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Full of wellness ta
I have this strong urge to go on a shopping spree.
Odd.
/mememe

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Pfft!
Go and buy lots of lego! You shall not regret it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever happened to... my rizlas and sparkly pen?


Is this bit too obscure? I thought it was a masterpiece myself. Here is the original: original
(themothers, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Shweet!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Allahu Akbar, Mikaeel

news
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Oh poor Islam!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# "Make it a better place..."
"BY KILLING THE INFIDELS! YALLAH YALLAH YALLAH!"

Nice sig on the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Kill the wooooorld
Make it a better plaaaace.

EDIT: Any one got a good henry source? I annoyingly set up an image and remembered he's on my work puter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Let's do the Cat Stevens!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *does the Cat Stevens*
*remorses*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Haha
what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# What a thriller of a story :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *spangs you right in the face*
...runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Beat It
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# 22nd Nov - Daft Punk: Steampunk Adventurers


(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# yays
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!

Now do Pink Floyd love the Droid.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# how very distinguished!
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Haha
I just had a wrong number from France
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Fucking French wrong numbers!
Coming over here, stealing the space in our E1's!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# How do you explain to someone in French that he has the wrong number
and has in fact called a student halls in Sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Scream like fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# For reference of how to speak French,
please see here: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkz1ecxrQO4

Failing that, speak English very slowly. If they don't unserstand, say it again a bit slower and louder.

If they still don't understand, smash up their bar safe in the knowledge you tried your best!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Vous êtes un fucktard
et vous avez le nombre mauvais.

Or something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Tu has dialled le wrong nombre, tu mong!
au revoir!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *genuine rofl here*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# It would be most spiffing
if they performed like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# run!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# OH NOES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Took me fucking ages, that
I was waiting for her MASSIVE ARMS to animate
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# eeeeeeeeEEEEEeEEEeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I wonder how big her dick is.
woo and 'ningles teh b3tards.

I have an important decision to make.
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Full English
BRING ON THE STROKE
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Naaa
I've already had one before I logged on to b3ta:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Have another
I DEMAND IT
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *sigh*
OK
*logs on to youporn*
*looks for hankies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *Opens umbrella*
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Voted!
You know it is the only real choice!

Ning Ghosty! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# 'ningles teh sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Full English
Just because I can't have one.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Heggles are making a comeback though.
Although I'd have to be arsed to make that but I can go out for a fry up. Saying that I'd have to walk a while to get to a decent one. If I go to the place across the road I have to tell the waitress to tell the chef that I don't want ends with solid yolks (he can fuck up friend, scrambled and poached) and that I want fresh bacon not stuff he cooked earlier and shoved in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Just fry it all up in the same pan
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'm ill
If I go in public at least I have the chance of infecting some one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# GIVE THEM FACIAL AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Maybe an arse sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
#
"The Germans have more than fifty ways of preparing pork, several of which are probably illegal in the US, but they canot make bacon"

Goes for Switzerland, too.
German sausages are awesome, but the Swiss ones are awful. It also costs a minimum of £1.20 per sausage for even the saltiest, fattiest, most sawdust-laden economy sausages.

sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I lived for quite a while if Switzerland
I know I had some lovely sausaged there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Where?
WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I had the nice sausages or where I was?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# First sausages.
Then your story.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Had some lovely horse ones in Neuchatel.
I used to work in Switzerland, I lived in Neuchatel, Basil, Pratalan and Burne.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm in Bern.
It's pretty enough. I like Neuchatel a bit more, though. Thins are a lot more relaxed on the Romande side of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I lived for about four months in Hotel Beau Lac in Neuchatel.
For free too:D I loved 'The Naughty Chateax' as we called it. THere two women to every guy:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Eeeees niiiiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You knows it!
le Romande for the muthafunking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I do feel a bit happier going over the Rostigraben.
Not just because I can manage French a bit better than German.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Germans are rubbish, as everyone knows!
French Swiss people are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This fact amazed me in Lausanne!
Why the hell is meat so damn expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Coz the have to eat only the finest Nazi gold before they are taken to the slaughter:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Government subsidies.
Imports are massively taxed to be more expensive than Swiss produce. The Swiss farmers know this, so can charge what they like and the standards are low, but they will always get the money they want. Also, the large nationalistic streak of the local populace means they will buy Swiss over better imports.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# That's a bit of a generalisation
I'm sure that there's are morally proud farmers in there. They'er probably the ones that yodel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Nope.
Monopoly is not just a board game here...
And even if a farmer did sell his stuf cheaply, then the supermarkets would mark it up. We have effectively only two supermarkets here and what few other stores there are are usually owned by one of those two. Same wit the electronics stores, clothing shops, almost everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# My spelling's gone to pot this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I meant farmers that produced quality meat.
There's always a market.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ah yes.
This is true. If you don't mind really paying out. I've had steak once since we got here and that was at a friend's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ah I see.
I bought some mince one night to cook, and it was about 10francs for a quarter of a kilo of beef! And that in a country that is supposedly famous for its cows :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# In Neuchatel the have a cow festival.
They dress their cows up and parade them through the streets:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Such lunacy :D When I was there, I went to a Brass Band festival in Montreux. It was absolutely amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# YOu know what I miss.
You remember about 6-7 years ago they did an international cow festival and they took a 100 idenital lifesized cow models, had the lot painted on by artists and displayed in prominant public places round the world?
It was fantastic. Wandering round town and seeing bizaare looking bovines in the must unusual places then you'd come back in a month's time and there'd be a different one near where the previous one had been.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yes, I remember that!
It was fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# eggy soldiers!
a full english is tasty, but it's impossible to feel down when you're eating a dippy egg
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I can't see why they can't be combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I think that is a task that no mortal man could undertake!
Your pants would explode and you'd end up lying in a pool of your own breakfast glee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# One of the most disturbing images ever
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# This is why we do not combine the two!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# dippy eggs and crispy bacon
go together like obesity and internet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# You didn't last long at the Samaritan's did ya?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# my new self-help book: "dippy eggs and jaunty hats"
is out next week
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *reserves copy*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# excerpt from chapter 5: the power of small animals
choose your animal carefully to match your hugging style. an animal that is too large may be hard to keep still for long enough to hug. an animal that is too small will burst under pressure (though this may be advantageous under extreme stress situations- refer to appendix C: "bloodbaths and killaxing")
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# yays
The release date for my new book, THe Karma Sutra (the pop up version) is out next week too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Mine's out next week, too!
But it's much more boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I have honestly seen a book called
THe Karma Sutra - For One in a bookstore before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# dippy egg! DIPPY EGG!!!
ning ghosty :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# If I did
I think I'd have to go to Mark's and get some double yolkers!

'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ooh, posh eggs
we get double yolkers from the farm up the road. verr nyom :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Strange fact for ya
Eggs generally do come from ffarms:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you think you're sooooo clever, don't ya.
With your M+S eggs, and your fancy city ways...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Yes. Yes I do.
*flants his la di da electrickery*

While obviously being afluent* enough to buy tons of M&S luxury hampers and throw them at passing peasants. I was refering to Mark. The guy who has the egg stall on North End Road Market.

I did actually type flatuant the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
Solution:
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I am actually regretting not adding eggs benedict to that list.
ningles.

If we shook you would all the necessary ingredients dorp out of you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Ruuuu.....
Oops, too late.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Would/Have!
Edit: In other news, I can not remember what I ate last night, but I think it must have been smelly judging by what I just parped out!

EDIT!
www.eica-ratho.com/content/aerial-assault-pics/1605/
www.eica-ratho.com/content/aerial-assault/1155/

I was just watching this on BBC Breakfast News! Shuddering Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# There's a place near me that's like this.
I've promised a friend I'll go when she goes in summer.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think I shall have to visit this one
when I visit my best mate in Edinburgh....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I'm fine with heights and climbing
It's just the one bit where you have to jump from a silly height I'm not looking forward to.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yeah, that was the bit that I was thinking
would shit me up! Once you are on the logs, who gives a shit? But jumping off a 100ft high climbing wall? No way!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'd sooner do a poo in my pance.
and probably will.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hooray for poo!
*flings*
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *makes poo stick*
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Cor.
I want a go.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Have/Wood!
Edit : in other news, I remember drinking 8 pints of Hyde's Mumbo Jumbo last night, which smells rank coming out of my arse
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I was on the Real Ale too.
Some shite called Dartford Wobbler :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
my money is still on rachael stevens, among other unsightly stains
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# SHE HAS WEBBED FEET!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Still would
Right in the eyes, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Oh yes oh yes oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# IN THE FACE
THREE TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I remember
the first time I came across a photo of Rachel Stevens.

ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# in other news
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

seems it's a bit gc but i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And that there proves that cats are better than dogs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# it was in the newsletter
but as I also have a cat and a Roomba 560, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# oops,
i just read the newsletter, no wonder i couldn't post it on /links
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I am genuinely disturbed by this
Yet I find is strangely hypnotic...
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Ning! Watch 250 cycles you must

(C'mon, 5000 frames would have taken hours and been huuuuuuge!)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Congrats,
But you are really meant to get your cock out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Who said I was male?
*changes sig*

(I also suffer from severe psoriasis, so I don't think you want to see me nekkid)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# tits or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I refer the Rt. Hon. gentleman to my previous edit
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I guess you are let off then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# while i do indeed sympathise and understand your reticence
i'm afraid rules is rules.

get your kit off.

it's a tad chilly so perhaps it'd be best not to, i don't want you to catch a chill on my account
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# After seeing split cock, goatse and 2 girls 1 cup/finger
I feel I can handle it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Okay, if you insist
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# LIAR! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Only the crumbliest, flakiest cocklate!
Sorry sir....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# No apology needed
You have clearly been looking through my bedroom curtains.

*goes to get in bath*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am sorry though, I know that skin conditions are an utter bastard. The saddest thing I have ever seen in my life was my nephew in hospital when he was 2 with eczema. :(

He wouldn't stop crying, and it absolutely broke my heart :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# He'll learn to live with it
You have to. My niece also has eczema. She's only 5 but doesn't let it bother her. Top kid.

Kids are actually the best when you have a skin problem.
Adults ask you "what's wrong with you?".
Kids usually ask "does it hurt?". They get quite upset at the thought that it might be painful. Adults are just ignorant cunts.

Anyway, must get that bath...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah, he is nearly 5 now
and he has come to accept it. It has improved a lot too. The only problem with him was trying to convince him that it was a bad idea to keep scratching it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# That will not change
I know I shouldn't scratch, but you can't help yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# So close....
Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# LOL
/I'm a sucker
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *waves hand*
this is not the nekkid you're looking for...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# congrats sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Yay! Congrats sir!
www.turningpointcycles.com/images/bicycles.jpg

I'm watching these but I only counted 247...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] sadly their hands didn't survive this picture being taken


cfb 113.81kb
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# hehe
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)
# thanking you
the buildings took forever.. damn pesky paper :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Hey, does anyone know where I can get that footage of that guy giving that bull an uppercut?
Youtube isn't helping.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Good stuff!
Woo!

I must get up off my arse and do something for this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I do rather enjoy the "do something in real life" compos
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Same here!
When I saw it was album covers I groaned out loud then I actually read it and thought ...."YES".
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# It is people like you that ruin b3ta for the rest of us
with your silly assumptions ;D

Ning Sir! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning matey!
I'm very well thanks, from the toes up anyway.
How're you sah?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Not too shabby,
but I have one hell of a hangover!

Silly Real Ale!

Whassup with the toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# They're fucking freezing!!
It's damn cold over this way today, luckily the snow didn't hit though.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Ah I see!
It is ubr chilly here too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# 'Lo matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Fucking A!
But abusing Lego men isn't really on!

Edit: I guess I may as well whack a pearoast in here :D



Click for bigger (427KB)

As requested by XLVII, the original post if you would like to vote for it....

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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# it was either them or me.
and if it was me it's doubtfull the pictures would of got on here..

jst think of it as inclusive lego.. as it now includes the handicapped.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I also have disabled Lego.
One of my men has lost his arms....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# That's awesome!
Can you link the thread for clicky?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I sure can, give me a second....
Edit: Now linked,

All the others are here if you missed any....

www.b3ta.com/board/8957553
www.b3ta.com/board/8957375
www.b3ta.com/board/8957203
www.b3ta.com/board/8957067
www.b3ta.com/board/8956367
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945

I am unbelievably proud of Ummagumma!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Yes, I like that one too!
I'd missed loads of them!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Nice one :D
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# nice one sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# thanking you :)
friends with Rachael Stevens, hey? I walked past Hannah Sperrit in a cinema. fun times.

although i was exited by walking past charlie brooker.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Does she look like a little boy in real life?
I was in a queue with Rupert Everett and Pete from Big Brother at the cinema in Leicester Square once....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# yes
she was tiny and mohawked

aah the fun of film festivals :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I reckon I would still boff her though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# what this challenge is teaching us
is a lot of people have Lego just lying around
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Every manual based on a stripdown and rebuild
Haynes Manual
(catsfather, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# i have a pair of quos
are they covered?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# splendid
also, may as well carry this over from last night

vote henry
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forgive the errors, i got excited at making my first poll.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Voted!
But it isn't really true as the pub is not yet open!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# sloppy seconds from last night
i cocked this poll up enough, i'm not doing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly lazy bastard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
insults at dawn, splendid.
start the day as you mean to go on.
i have a good feeling about today i may even buy a lottery ticket
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Why have you not already bought your
lottery ticket you fool!

/continuing the abuse for no reason at all....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Oooh so many to choose from....
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Hehe
*late click*
(Cloudane, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Rapstache took 3 hours to have grown...(illmitch.com)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# When I board I'm never a loner
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:02, archived)
# my beats are hypnotic...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# ...on full moon I ride with boner
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# After Rap I have most joy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Purchase #20 Priest license...

...SEE YA LATER, B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
#
ALLOW ME TO UNMUG YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT, NIGGA HOL' THAT

Have an extra bouncy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:09, archived)
# woo!
the classics will never die!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I don't recognize the one behind SB...
whosit
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:39, archived)
# whuh hello
how are you, stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# I'm OK,
working on becoming a grad student. How's you?

edit: only an hour late...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 7:43, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8812282
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Horrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 7:42, archived)
# w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# wah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 7:11, archived)
# All major theme parks have had delays.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# LOOK OUT MR JURASSIC PARK MAN THAT IS NOT A MAN IT IS A DINOSAUR CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS ONE AND I DON THINK IT WOULD BE VERY GOOD IF HE ATE YOU BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD BE DEAD AND WOULDN'T GET TO BE ALIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 5:31, archived)
# clever girl.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Unix!
I know Unix! Even though I'm 11 years old and it's a bespoke state of the art interface.

All that CGI and nobody said "by the way, your portrayal of computer systems is shite". Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)

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