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# today I played with pirates in flash.
and made something odd.

clikius for the full flasharama
turn thine speakers on!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# one of them
has to swallow eventually!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# That's pretty!
But as I said in isketch...I'm off for food, water.........blah blah blah....summat about the iraqis...I can't quite remember...it was so long ago!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ooh lovely
couldn't be bothered to watch to the end... who won?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:47, archived)
# it's only 50 seconds long...
ahh the MTV generation... ;p
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# i don't have a short attention span.
its just the music was clashing with led zep.

so who won?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I think they both lost
the final pirate definitely out-yarred them both :)
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# final pirate?
oh i suppose i'd better watch it then
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# What was that music?
It lost the clash with Motörhead, whatever it was...
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# just me
tinkling about randomly for 50 seconds :)
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# So
are Lemmy's vocal tracks sometimes.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Motorhead was the first 'proper' gig I went to
and it fuckin ruled.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# You
lucky fuck :^) With Lemmy/Fast/Philthy propper line up?
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# ayeee
twas some years back and so good I saw em again the next time round :D
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# :D
After what album? To be honest, I'd have prefered to see the Overkill tour, were it not ten years before I was born, think it's a better album than Ace Of Spades, always fight against people calling it their best.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# hmmm
the second one was the 1916 tour I think, I guess the first one was around Rock and Roll time... Suffering from brainfade...
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Awww
I think this aging rockstar needs bed... Please don't kill me

Actually, I need bed..
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# that flashthing took way too long
and my cranium hasn't recovered yet :)
maybe an ale and a snooze will make everything work more properer again...
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# that
saves on ammo

:)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Ooh, Ooh!
There was a game for windows 3.11 along this sort of theme -

you had two cannons on opposing hills and you had to move your cannon to a certain height and certain power to blow up your opponents cannon.

...does anyone know this game's name? I've been looking for it for ages
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# There's a very similar sounding game with tanks
called Scorched Earth.
Someone's made an update here.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Mathgorilla
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# There was a very similar game with worms
called, er, Worms
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha
yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# yarrrrrr!
heh heh
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Disclaimer: Not my pic
Disclaimer 2: I do hope it's not a glass cock. :)

(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Well
the page isn't found..so I'd say it's not a glasscock.

AND...we had such a big bandwagon around that, that I'd say it was someone off here
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:48, archived)
# i've been here a while and still do not know
what a glass cock actually is. can somebody shed some light on it please?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Is this what you're looking for?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# um -
I know its to do with something everyone's seen before, but as to why it's a "glass cock"...?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# There was a picture of a woman with a golf trophy
that looked remarkably like a glass cock.
I think it was 'shopped into everything and you can probably work out the rest.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# thanks
hun!
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# *deep breath*
once upon a time there was a picture of a woman who won a golf tournament & she was kissing the trophy and it looked like a big glass cock and it went round the interweb and everyone got it in their inbox and it was posted here about a million times and ever since if someone posts something which wasn't made by a b3tan but has been seen lots before it's referred to by the now generic term glass cock.

*and relax*
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# thanks
hun! (is this now gc?)
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# nah
but it should really be in the faq. alternatively check the b3ta dictionary at www.flibz.com
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# but, again
I was better...Because I actualy supplied a picture of said Glasscock:p

I win again...I won the other night with The Fear against Stick Figure Ninja (I think it was him)

And I won again tonight with this!!!...

/ends stupid pointless rant
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yep
It was him. see.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Here's a quick explanation then!
Not long ago a woman won a golf thingy and the trophy was actualy of a golf ball on a bit of grass type thing...And as people do when they win, they kiss their trophy blah blah blah

Well, the angle the picture was taken at, looked like she was kissing a big cock made out of glass...SO

A funny picture that is unshopped is now called "Glasscock" refering to that one picture.

Clear enough? It sounds jumbled to me, but if it clears it up then cool!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# This picture


But it never had the plain blue background...I shoped it out as a souce pic for myself
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# to specify more pedantically,
it's something that gets posted over and over on the board and the internet in general, something that everyone's already seen. an example of glass cock would be the "everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" pic.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Ok Then
...Rog
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# rokie roke
raggie. rook out! a rhost! rehind rou!
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# thanks
hun! (yes - it is gc)
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# that cleared that one up
thanks
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# speaking of glasscock
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# yep thats glasscock
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# or more accurately
a picture that you've seen over and over again...

Glassock = "yeah yeah, we've seen it"
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Is it just me
or does that woman at first glance resemble Joe Brand?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# a little...
but i still would though
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# even though she has a
re-enforced gusset?
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# more cush'n
for the push'n
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# grim
ace
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# The bigger the cushion,
the sweeter the pushin,
or that's what they said
The looser the wasteband.
the deeper the quicksand,
or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottoms,
Big bottoms,
Talk about bum cakes,
my girl's got 'em.
Big bottoms, drive me outof my mind,
How could I leave this behind....

/Spinal Tap
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Not all of saddams clones turned out so well
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hehehe
he has a certain charm
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# now then
he looks like someone from Ello Ello!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i think they made a
Poirot clone by mistake
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# slighty
bucked teeth

;=
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] right then...games nostalgia combined with comics geekery
hurrah for the c64

(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# woo
to the thing and gremlin
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:40, archived)
# One last treat from my b3ta birthday celebrations for you all.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhh
ah yes.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# happy
b3ta birthday mate!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# ooh nice
i like the tune
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# thats
nice :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:45, archived)
# the onedin line?
nice touch. very soothing.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# That was recommened
by ccc.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Not
if you've seen Caligula ;-(
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# mmm
me likey
/relurks
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# in fact
i like it so much i have just set the theme music to be my windows startup wav.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)
# aibo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# haha
I particularly like the one in the middle vogueing
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Saw the pic..
..and it just made sense.

(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# now that
is ACE!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# but
where's Jeffrey?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Cruising
for sailors ;)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Of course!
Silly me!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# thats
woo that there is
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# is that the
one with winona ryder in?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yes
she's a hidden character
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# WHAT THE FEAR STARTED OUT AS?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake....
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# exatly
what you said
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I mean, really...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# is that
a falsehood?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I'm sorry?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:40, archived)
# is that
how the fear started?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# nope it isnt..
only mr spacefish can tell you how that started as he started it...
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# just look back in the spaz about 10 mins....
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# ahhh!
I wonder what happened to it to make it so scary in later years?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# genetic mutation
or a botched face-lift
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Right! I'm nailing up the cat flap

look what just crawled through it, for god's sake!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hehehe
Class.

Is that your house?

With respect...YOU POSH BASTARD!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# why yes!
the Spanish-look is all the rage (so Changing Rooms said)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hehe
i like it
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Steve impressed everone with his new stylish contact compound lenses
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# those eyes
remind me of those pink sweets in Licorice Allsorts!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# mmmmm
fruit(fly) pastles
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# bet it takes him
aaaaaaages to put em in!
:)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
# life through
rose coloured lenses?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I
could not stare a fly long enough to make that image... Nice.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# ohhh!
you're not scared of flies, are you?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# very poor.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# w/y/h
need people in isketch room b3ta yay. subject uk tv. you know you want to.....
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
#
*Feels drawn towards the link*

*Tries not to click the link*

*Breaks out in sweat, trying not to click the link*

*Slips and clicks the link*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Come to
b3ta woo instead!! We're getting sparse..
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# that room is full of cheaters
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Cheaters?!
I am genuinely offended!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:40, archived)
# not you...
that sunshine elephant feller
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# bloody shockwave
how many version do i have to install to get one that works... grr argh
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# just saw the animation
woo

:)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] two that have probably been done...


(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I love
the name of the paper on your "Shite Simulator"!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hehe, I didn't notice that
eww!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha
and its a brown eye too
as long as the shite sim features the 3 coiled warrior it'll sell :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ee-ugh!
poo!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# yay
for sims
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Luigi was never quite the same...

after the Doctor's examination.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# that can only be a Nintendo game
if there's an anime dragon in it!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# anime dragons
in Nintendo? wow, where've I been? I'll just go over there and play with the 8 bit...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# I reckon
Nintendo is run by 8 year old girls and cartoon foxes - hence the general woosy-ness of the games (as spoken by a true Sega-kid)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Well...
as an 8 year old girl I defintely was a Nintendo supporter (as spoken by a forever Nintendo-kid)
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert 2x10p to play...

it's good to be shopping again :))
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# hehehehe
topness :)

wheres thi bin lad if not shoppin?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Working!
Tragic, I know.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# work
is the curse of the drinking classes.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Bloody inconvenient
getting in the way of Photoshop malarkey.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# working is for suckers
I'm proud of you son, I was twice your age before I found that out.

Simpsons quote
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hehe
donkey was wicked
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# How are the pictures?
Did you do the driver repair?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# was gunna
but got the munchies and had something to eat instead, then just straight backon, i just open a new window and its fine for a while :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# That's good.
Try that stuff if it borks again.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# gr8
the eyes have it!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# ....
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# hehe
Awesomeness
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# hehehe
been a while since i've seen one of this calibre... the bandwagon that just won't die...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# hehehe
thank god for that! i started it :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# it was & still is great!
im just putting a gallery together justnow, and i came across a couple of mccriricks i'd forgotten about :)

*edit* in case anyone else misunderstands, i mean a gallery of my own stuff, not mccriricks! sorry!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# the last person that came across a mcrirrick
was arrested for indecency ;)


(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# you can't blame them though

he's all man...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha!
i saw him in the gym at ten to one!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# just in case...
I'll be a repost whore to make sure this one isn't forgotten!

(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# oh that is pure genius
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hey man
thats great that is
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i did have some kind of recollection that it was all your fault......
and heres one for the person doing a gallery....
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# yay, that's class!
it's me own gallery though, not mccririck pics. if anyone should do that it's pob coz i'm too lazy
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# woooo!
top shop!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
no wonder he looks so excited...

/evening all
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# wow
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hatstand :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# you may giggle!
but thats the best way to get rid of piles!
hehehe
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# "Just nipping to the bog and then going to jump in the bath luv"
Class!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# oops
didnt think about that before takeoff
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# ha
ver good
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# woo
/cant lurk when theres sooo much top stuff about
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Eletechture
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# cool
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# oh yes
I do like that indeed
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# that
is super good
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# its loverly
very nice
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Brieletastic
or just woo yay!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Verilily!
It's like a space time inversionometric vortex!
Woo and Yay!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# most
impressive
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# blimeh!
wow!
(, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# does anyone have
a normal image of the fear? like on a white background? please tell me!!!!! and get me a pic, too!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# yes, come on people!
you heard the lad, chop chop!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)
# yes
amasir

;)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# its in the faq
but of course, you already knew that ;)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# wheres the faq?
probably dead obvious, but im lazy.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Top of the page...?
In fact, it's even linked to on the page when you post a message.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# It's at the top of the page with
FAQ written on it in big letters;)

But you'll find that The Fear is now down there \/
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# We are not your
"ARGH! THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR" bitches.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# What are we?
Your finding images of the fear on a white background bitches?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# HELL YES
you are.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Yes
But it would mean changing screen name.

I wont be long!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Here you go
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# danke schon.
woo yay!!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)

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