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# Save me a seat
I'm going to hell just for laughing at it. :)

Home Depot Easter Blowout!

Now off to hide four dozen Easter eggs, bake two dozen cinnamon rolls, and otherwise prepare for the Easter brunch I'm having for my housemates. Cheers all.
(puttysan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# are you going to do
an easter egg hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)
# read that as easter egg cunt
might be time for bed
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:17, archived)
# I'm not
My housemates are. I'm playing Easter Bunny.
(puttysan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Meet Hanna Banana
my wife's barren best friend's miracle baby:

clickify to biggerate
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:07, archived)
# after I had cheated on her ...

... I just couldnt look her in the eye anymore
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:37, archived)
# ARRRGH!!
That's not the fear!
Why is it so scary?!?

woo and yay, btw
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:39, archived)
# eye
am not sure
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:01, archived)
# possibly
it's beak-cause of the scales...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)
# these awful puns
have been going on for talong
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)
# Did you see the ones earlier
?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)
# sometimes
puns get rather terrible on here, don't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# I don't know
I like puns.

I don't know anyone else in real life who'll let me get more than one in, so knowing people like Or Is It? and Fnord is a great way to get me back down to more socially acceptable levels of punnage
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)
# it's great
knowing people on the same level of humour.
Knowing another b3tan in the real world comes in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:32, archived)
# but you're all on the other side of the ocean...
;)

I'll be over there this summer, hopefully meet lots of you all in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# i never claimed to know you
in the real world.
I was referring to Mr Sargant.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# and I was saying it was difficult to know any of you
since your all too far away

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hybrid of my two favorite games
Mornin' all.

Click here for bigger (as if that's going to help).
Actually, I don't play Raw, but that would make a fun skin for my Mah Jongg game, I think
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:14, archived)
# is it just me
or has it all gone rather quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:30, archived)
# sssshh,..,..
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:31, archived)
# some of us are trying to sleep
oops
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:36, archived)
# sleep
is bad for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)
# I know
that's why I get so little of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:44, archived)
# lol, makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:46, archived)
# you're up early
or late

how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:47, archived)
# late
and things are great, really good for a change :-) you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)
# that's good to hear :)
I'm proud of myself for going to work today, and I've had a wonderful evening, so I'm pretty good too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)
# yay for feeling good!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:51, archived)
# yay!!
and I'm also listening to Blue Jam, which is making me laugh!
hahahahahahahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:52, archived)
# lol
i'm starting to need sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:56, archived)
# well
go to bed.

I'm going to head that way soon...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:57, archived)
# yeah, but bed now would mean
shutting puter down, bed later would mean leaving it on and geting another seti unit or 2 done and a few downloads finished
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)
# heheheh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:00, archived)
# damn
spot the geek, scheduling sleep around ideal download/seti cpu time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:01, archived)
# :)
that's ok

thanks for reminding me to go get the seti stuff.

I never wanted to do it before, but the broadband should be able to handle it...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)
# ahh
the connection isn't an issue, you download a unit, then upload it when its done, just means you can leave it on all the time with broadband :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)
# I know
I was never patient enough to upload it before..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:08, archived)
# bloody hell
its under half a meg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:09, archived)
# remember when I was connected
at 14.4 K ?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)
# ahh
yeah, i'll let you off :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:11, archived)
# thanks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:13, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# Oh and so far my itenerary (sp?)
looks like London Leeds and Edinburgh

I know not where Leicester is in any real sense...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)
# ahh
leeds is close enough on the train for me to get there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:00, archived)
# evilpixie has offered to hostess me
and then ride up with me to Edinburgh :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:01, archived)
# ahh cool
hopefully i'll get to meet both of you :-)

*really happy now*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)
# yay!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)
# indeed
i feel an urge to bounce around like a hyper kid :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)
# that's the sleep deprivation
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:07, archived)
# nah, shouldn't be
it's not 60 hours yet. i reckon it might be the 4L of coke :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:08, archived)
# lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:09, archived)
# yeah
i'm getting twitchy too, deffo caffeine/sugar high
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)
# personally
I hate that feeling, but hey..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# so do i
but it should go off soon :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:13, archived)
# and then you'll fall asleep
and wake up with keyboard marks on your face, like Mystery Bob...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# i do anyway
or pizza, pizza is good to sleep in
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)
# lol
I wanted pizza earlier, but was experiencing sensory overload and couldn't make the time to call...now the shops are closed :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:17, archived)
# :-( not good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)
# oh well
might go to the store and buy a frozen one...the grocery store is open all night :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:20, archived)
# hehe
good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:21, archived)
# I've just been looking at c64 porn
on an entirely unrelated note i'm now feeling rather tired so i'm gonna get some kip.
Laters everybody
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:32, archived)
# haha
why can't i get any games to work.
GRRRRRRRRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:33, archived)
# Woo Yay!
A WWE/Board Game ...Fuckin Ace!
(Fluffster, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:55, archived)
# that's
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:57, archived)
# i like that
lots
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:58, archived)
# hello there
Nice to see you posting pics again!
Did the hummus police finally nab you for stealing 8 million b3tan's worth?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:00, archived)
# mornin , evenin , good day !
I was let out again to play :)

government cutbacks and that... and lack of drugs in the centre ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:06, archived)
# Get Your Peace On!

www.spazoutny.com/dissent.htm
(Spaz Out, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:46, archived)
# Just Divine
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:27, archived)
# Driving me crazy
Don't think of this as a threadwaste, because this is driving me crazy. There's a funny smell by me, in a perfectly clear area with nothing but a lamp and a table, both of which are spotless.

The only thing I HAVE found are a bunch of these little fly/mosquito things, which seem to stay close to the source of the smell. But the source of the smell is apparently in MID AIR! There's nothing dead or rotting that I can see. It looks like a tiny mosquito with fuzzy antennae, a long flat thorax, a round abodomen, and a short proboscus.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:23, archived)
# maybe
it trumps a lot
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:25, archived)
# *sigh*
I could honestly use some REAL help now. There's lots of warning about West Nile Disease in the area, and I'm hoping someone can tell me what the rodent poop-like smell is.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:27, archived)
# hi
posting
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:36, archived)
# I saw a dead wood pecker today
certainly west nile - and mosquitoes are back. Saw one of them today as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)
# "your computer
is full of eeels"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:27, archived)
# I will not but this tobacconist
it is scratched
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)
# It's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 8:17, archived)
# oh god
please, someone give me the emulator
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:14, archived)
# oh my god
i have just found my favourite game of all time on there,
someone please get me an emulator before i collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:19, archived)
#
www.google.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:20, archived)
# gnnnngggg
i don't think i can stay alive long enough to find it.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:21, archived)
# using b3tans numbers to find games
fnord
rob
spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:23, archived)
# more
kaiser
lumpbucket
fat boab
pickled pizza
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:32, archived)
# last ones
Dr Phil Kitten
bovine
flibz
manic
witchy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:37, archived)
# alll i can say is
fat boab's is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:39, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:41, archived)
# all i can say
is that I can't work out how this bloody emulator works.
I can get a game running, but none of the controls work.
Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:41, archived)
# breakdance!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:45, archived)
# heheh
.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:46, archived)
# grrrrrrr
i can't get any games to work properly.
It's so annoying to have the intro screen, bringing back all the memories, and then not being able to play the damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:53, archived)
# sounds like an accurate
emulator to me
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:01, archived)
# arf
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:07, archived)
# what the hell kind of site
is this?!

nsfw (?)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:46, archived)
# Ha Ha
That's friggin hilarious, sex kitten games, never thought thye ahd those in the 8 bit days.
(RamFan2803, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:03, archived)
# hehe
I remember having a strip poker game on my C64. I think I was about 14 and starting to get interested in girls.

Of course the game I had was a copy of a copy of a copy. Piracy in those days was a great way of spending the afternoon after school.

Then when I got this game, I played it and played it and played it. As I got better and better I'd get the girl to strip further and further.

Then one day I finally won the final hand! AND THE FUCKING GAME GLIPPED! SCREWED THE DISPLAY AND LOCKED UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

The world can be cruel at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:16, archived)
# turns out
it's a bitpointless giving up my medication after all.
Going to be dead soon anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:50, archived)
# hurrah!
lets get drunk and be reckless for the next 3 weeks, for then we shall die!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:52, archived)
# and to think-
I'll miss my 18th birthday by a matter of days!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:55, archived)
# Just fake your birth certificate
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:58, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
now there's an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:05, archived)
# What's this whole Gourd thing?
I missed that band wagon...(I think)
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:13, archived)
# it was just
a lot of gourds.
Lots and lots of gourds.
Everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:15, archived)
# Oh Great
The world is going to end...big rocks are going to fall and crush us...Volcanic larva will burn us...and what's their bright idea?

Get your tent!!! You'll be safe then!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:53, archived)
# RIGHT THEN
You lovely lot!

I'm going to get a few hours sleep before the Grand Prix starts...

I probably wont see you until Monday I'm stopping at a friends sunday night)...And by then I will have Drank, moshed and shagged (female) so much I will have no energy at all...

See ya later
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:57, archived)
# sleep well
enjoy the big prix (hehe, sorry) drink lots and shag hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:58, archived)
# Hmmm...
Better pull my socks up...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:01, archived)
# umm!
can we watch?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:04, archived)
# Oh FFS...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:06, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Baghdad...
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:43, archived)
# nice
lol
why's his hand red? sunburn?
(I helped save b3ta! Nearstars, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:59, archived)
# Red hands?
Depleted uranium.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:34, archived)
# Ashcroft Meets His Match!!!

www.spazoutny.com/Page%203.htm
(Spaz Out, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:28, archived)
# Its 12:00 and I've got headphones on.
I started singing really loudly and now I feel stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:30, archived)
# try this, i really like how I put it together as evidence
members.lycos.co.uk/gummibeard/StarGuitarBowieMixLoop.mp3
It's currently looping non-stop again
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:42, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:45, archived)
# heee
thats top
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:48, archived)
# That's the great battle between
The Iron Shiek and Bob Backland.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:32, archived)
# it's nothing
to the great fight between Mohammed Ali and George Formby.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:34, archived)
# Or between Chemical Ali

and the Kurds.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:37, archived)
# straight to hell for you
i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:39, archived)
# On closer inspection
He must have beena jobber and not Bob Backland. Although, it is the Shiek. The Iron Shiek and not The Original Shiek, who actualy trained RVD and Sabu
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:40, archived)
# Shall I shut up about
RASLIN?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:49, archived)
# arg
just found out what my twin brother's name means
Also, we are gemini
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:24, archived)
# eek!
and what's your real (rael) name mean then?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:26, archived)
# 'Rich Guard'
apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:29, archived)
# which is what?
richard?

requel?

rivita?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:38, archived)
# Ed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:40, archived)
# as in Mr Ed?
are you a talking horse?

but you looked so human (and sweet)!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:43, archived)
# parp
honk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:44, archived)
# eek!
now you sound like a goose!


Mr Ed, the talking water-fowl?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Rich
RICHARD m English, French, German, Czech
Pronounced: RICH-ard
Means "brave power", derived from the Germanic elements ric "power, rule" and hard "brave, hardy". The Normans introduced this name to Britain. It was borne by three kings of England including Richard the Lionheart, leader of the Third Crusade in the 12th century. Two German opera composers, Richard Wagner and Richard Strauss, have also had this name.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:26, archived)
# gemini
the astrology seems to be right at least about that much

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:26, archived)
# yeah?
well I'm libra, and I look nothing like a pair of scales!

(then again, I am covered with scales...)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:30, archived)
# That's uncanny
kinda...in a way...wort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:28, archived)
# must be something
my parents planned.
Somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:30, archived)
# I'll bet
that your parents NEVER planned for you!

(having been there myself)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:36, archived)
# I still think his mum
was a fan of Thomas The Tank Engine
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:38, archived)
# yeah,
seems pretty likely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:39, archived)
# i will ask them
and i am fairly certain that i was amistake.
You generally don't plan for twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:43, archived)
# OI - AZ AND BERK!!!
what do your names mean then?

(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:44, archived)
# mine means cunt....
or behindthename.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?terms=alexander
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:45, archived)
# not quite!
but woo for greek names!

(eg - so's mine)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Sadly
something religious...So I try to deny it...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:48, archived)
# not that evil name
thats the same as a religion??

edit: sorry, that sounded bad, sorry, i;m drunk and tired, sorry more :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:49, archived)
# well, I've just looked
and your name seems to mean "high mountain"!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:51, archived)
# No...It's religious
"In the Old Testament Aaron was the older brother of Moses and the first high priest of the Israelites"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:00, archived)
# yeah well
you're still cute!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:03, archived)
#
SANDGOBLIN was not found in this database. Names that sound similar to SANDGOBLIN:
SANTIAGO (m) SYNTYCHE (f)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:30, archived)
# We of the dunes
use not the names of common people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:32, archived)
# Talk about shit.
GARETH m Welsh, English
Pronounced: GAR-eth
Meaning unknown, probably of Welsh origin. In later Arthurian legends Gareth was a knight of the Round Table, the brother of Sir Gawain.


I do remember looking through a book in the school library once though, and my full name means something like:
"A wise old pig farmer who is favoured by Jehovah"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:33, archived)
# could be worse
could mean "is a definite straight-boy" (!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:37, archived)
# could be worse still
could mean "is definately a tranny"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:12, archived)
# Right..... Caption competition
What is this hunk of manhood saying?
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:01, archived)
# ask your parent
it should know
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:01, archived)
# don't call jesus
a berk.
oh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:02, archived)
# come on
can you not manage originality?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)
# What's a
berk?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:06, archived)
# berk
short for berkshire hunt, slang for cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:07, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)
# It's a big blue thing
made out of clay
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:13, archived)
# haha!
it is as well!
Forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:15, archived)
# origiwhat now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:08, archived)
# thought so
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:09, archived)
# OI!
is that really you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:02, archived)
# He's saying....
"I'm not wearing any underpants."
(Pengin, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:04, archived)
# "There is a chinchilla
attacking my groin"
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)
# "Does
my bum look big in this?"
(bustab, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)
# the face says
"i just shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:08, archived)
# "Jesus wants me for a sunbeam..
But I just asked him for a light."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Right you B3tans
That guy there is Big Mark

He is Big

Unt his name is Mark

He will have you all for breakfast
He was my best man and if any of you were thinking he would be a good one - you were bloody wrong
All he wanted to do was hump the boys in charge of the seating....


It was my wedding Marko!!!



/latent anger
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)
# haha
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:15, archived)
# I remember the wedding well
and the beautiful bride, you even provided fodder for photoshopping for us :)
Pob did a bit too but cropped out the lady in his pic.

b3ta.com/board/156734
b3ta.com/board/156831
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)
# Why does that sound
so much worse than it should?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:21, archived)
# uncanny
how the fuck did you remember??
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:22, archived)
# he's fnord
thats all you need to know
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:23, archived)
# It's Fnord
he knows all.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:23, archived)
# I must sleep now
This beast knows my soul....
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:25, archived)
# He's
well..they've already said it.

He's Fnord...that's all you need to know.

You could just mearly mention something you or anyone has posted...and five/ten minutes later you have a link to it!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:26, archived)
# i knew that bloke was familiar
seeing the sporrang pic remindned me of it now.
Also i'm sad enough to find it amusing that the first link someone has left a bold tag open.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:25, archived)
# 'I don't know
what happened to all the reception food, I really don't'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:09, archived)
# He's saying
"Look how wide and uncropped my photo is"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:12, archived)
# haha
hehehe
made me chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)
# Ruled b3ta?
How so?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:15, archived)
# he had
every thread on the page
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:20, archived)
# And 5 in the spazz
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:22, archived)
# what they
said
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:23, archived)
# i had
the entire front page of the board to myself for a moment (achieved by posting 20 threads with new pictures at the same time).
Well i had to celebrate my b3ta birthday in style.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:22, archived)
# That's
classy.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:23, archived)
# i kinda compiled them
all here.
This is how they stood at about 5pm, doubt anyone else has replied to it to make it any different though.
(i'm sad enough to make all the links work too)
homepage.ntlworld.com/gaz18jf/hosting/birthdayboardjack.html
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:27, archived)
# ARGH
I'm scottish!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)
# that made me laugh
so i assume it was either funny, or i'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:16, archived)
# don't worry
you'll get over it...oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:16, archived)
# gnight :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)
# no need to call him a berk, he just gave us all a lovely picture
oh... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry] clean
them before they turn streaky



edit: doh forgot to change the post type
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)
# ee-ugh!
spunky!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)
# Will this be
in the contest, then?
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:25, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:44, archived)
# heheheh
they look like rubber feet
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)
# hhmmm, sneaky....
just like Bush

mornin' all!
I just got up to go and play golf. must be crackers!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:55, archived)
# Citizen Duncan-Smith
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:35, archived)
# I'll reply to it...don't worry


Thread Jack

I really do urge people to buy the new Alkaline Trio album when it comes out! It's awesome! I'll be buying it anyway...even if you lot don't!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:47, archived)
# night all
i'm going to bed to cry/clutch head/concentrate on not taking medication

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:24, archived)
# night
have fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Maybe it's best you stay up...
Why don't you try pr0n, I hear they've got it on the net now...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# they do?
crikey moses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)
# Really?
Where can I find some of that then?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)
# Ummm,
I heard that there's some sweet pussy at www.ratemykitten.com, all though I think it's one of those hardcore sites that only hardcore b3tarens go to...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)
# OI AZ!
you still awake?

and cute?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:22, archived)
# Night Night Sweet Thing;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)
# Pah!
I remember when you used to call me that.

/dilusional
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)
# i feel like a slut
anyone got any numbers I could ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# You could call some night security firm...
I'm sure they're sitting there bored... Have a chat with them!
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# My mates dad
rang the Newcaste Club hotline and at 2 in the morning and asked the groundsman if he knew what the team would be for the next day!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# hahaha
excellent

I heard about an old lady who rings ppl at random just to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)
# Next time someone rings you, say
"Hello, is dave there please?"

They get REALLY confused...thinking you rang them...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:56, archived)
# try 123
he'll talk to you all night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# Nah
They beep half of it out.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# You miss out on most of the story!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)
# 09069 69 69 69 is good.
Erm, i'm told. *cough*

EDIT @ 0437BST (B3tan Standard Time): I'm off to bed! Nighty-night!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:33, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:39, archived)
# We don't have numbers like that in australia...
They only advertise 1800 numbers, followed by words. Like,

1800-f-u-c-k-m-e-h-a-r-d

I wish we had kinky numbers, it would add a whole level of kinkyness...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:39, archived)
# When I pressed reply
I had something REALLY witty to say...but have forgot now!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:43, archived)
# They've come to take you away - ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)
# I see
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# they're coming to take me away-hehe
hold on, no they're not.
I'm coming off my medication.
That way I can be...urm...not on medication.
Eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)
# night night!
ginger thing!

(sweet dreams - and I will buy you a drink one day!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# one day
far far away.
Sigh.
I might as well just stay awake all night, at least that way I have something to do while feeling shit, instead of lying there being bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:35, archived)
# could be worse
you could be straight!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)
# hehe, heterophobia.
Like Jiggly Monkeys, but different.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:43, archived)
# my favourite hate crime!
(you make me larf, do you know that?)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:44, archived)
# plenty of people tell me that
and i'm never really sure if it's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)
# if they're laughing with you its good
if they're laughing at you, its probably bad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)
# But they're laughing right?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)
# quite a few are running and screaming
but maybe thats just when they see me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:52, archived)
# larfing with!
that was said in my best southern accent (I had a jellied eel in my mouth at the time)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)
# That would suck...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:44, archived)
# you for real? (rael?)
or just a straight-boy-waste?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)
# Me? What?
Straight?...nope...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)
# hooray
it must be bent hour.
Or something.

Let's all camp it up, shall we.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)
# hehe
but still, I haven't had the guts to tell mummy yet...

I told my mate the other night while drunk and he laughed and thought I was joking...so moved on...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:53, archived)
# don't see the point in telling my parents
my brothers never had to tell them they were straight, why should i tell them my sexual orientation?
Doesn't affect them, as far as I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:57, archived)
# ahh
i like that thinking, seems very logical indeed, i would give you a gold star, but its earlate and i can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:59, archived)
# True
I see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:00, archived)
# ooh
get her
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:54, archived)
# i do like a warm hand
on my entrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:01, archived)
# is that really you?
on your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:52, archived)
# No
i'm just pretending to be goodlooking;)

Yeah, it's me
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:54, archived)
# coo-oor!
you are loverrly mate!

why aren't you out on the pull?

(Oi SirSandGoblin - fancy a threesome with him?)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:58, archived)
# had a threesome once
one male one female and, urm, me.
Very funny.
Yes, threesomes, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:00, archived)
# well, I fancy you!
I know that's small consolation, as you don't know what I look like - would you like to know?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:02, archived)
# it is always nice to know
what someone looks like when they claim to fancy you.
Otherwise it's just scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:03, archived)
# OK
there's a pic of me on my profile (if it works)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:10, archived)
# have to copy and paste the url
but it works
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:13, archived)
# is that
good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:16, archived)
# good,
and good :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)
# and can I see you?
my tiny berk?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:20, archived)
# you can
be afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:21, archived)
# wow!!!
don't think I'll be afraid - but are you only 18 or something

(that is meant as a compliment by the way!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:24, archived)
# close, i'm 17
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:26, archived)
# bloody hell!
well, if you're ever on the south coast, let me know!

(you have seen my pic, haven't you?)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:28, archived)
# hehe, will do :-)
yes i have seen your pic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:29, archived)
# well
you are bleeding gorgeous!

(so there!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:31, archived)
# wow
i'm not sure what to say. i think i'll just keep smiling :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:34, archived)
# you keep doing that mate!
you could smile all day at me, and I wouldn't get bored

ps - can I have a pic of you smiling?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:41, archived)
# hehe :-)
i don't smile very often, but i'm pretty sure i'll be grinning for a day or 2 now.

can't do piccies atm, batteries in camera are dead, i'll sort some out for you later :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:42, archived)
# looking forward to it!
sorry - didn't mean to sound all demanding, but I do think you are VERY cute!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:45, archived)
# i'm just shocked
you didn't sound demanding btw :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:47, archived)
# are you sure?
I've been a bit forward on the board tonight (accusing Australians of being homophobic etc), and I didn't want you to think I was being demanding

but you are nice (personality AND looks) - where do you live, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:49, archived)
# i'm in leicsester
edit: you use msn messenger? addy in profile
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:53, archived)
# weee! I lived in Leicester for 6 months once!
(by the way, can't find your msn address on your profile - am I being thick? If so, let me know, and I'll give you mine)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:00, archived)
# yes you are
alex AT hawcliffe , fsnet , co , uk

as seen in the contact button
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 6:02, archived)
# you remind me of someone
but i can't think who...
Nnnnggg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:13, archived)
# is that good
or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)
# it's not bad
more annoying that I can't think who it reminds me of.
Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:15, archived)
# but I don't make you feel sick
?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:16, archived)
# ha ha
no, course not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)
# SO
can I still buy you a drink?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:19, archived)
# most
certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:23, archived)
# *blushes*
erm...cheers

DAMN, you'd need a hammer to get the smile off my face now...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:01, archived)
# well, its true!
I could do with you, mate!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:04, archived)
# hold on...
*SMACK*

There, a mallet to the face.
Broken jaw.
Urm...
Better make like a washing line and peg it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:04, archived)
# that would be
much badness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)
# and bald!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:43, archived)

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