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# The day Iain decided he wanted to be a politician
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:11, archived)
# *TJ*
Is Jesus undead today or tomorrow? Am I religously correct to say "Jesus is Dead"?
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# he's never undead
infact he never was, to become dead, to then be undead. its just a story they made up to stop people going mad.


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)
# obviously worked then
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)
# lol
possibly in the past, but haven't you noticed how R.E. teachers are the most mental people on the planet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)
# mine
was the most beautiful creature on the planet. maybe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)
# I was taught in R.E. in a room called 'Hades' - *FACT*
it was the R.E. room for a couple of years, and was already officially called 'Hades' before they taught R.E. there.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:22, archived)
# I was taught it in a room called A9.
Your school sounds more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# lol
i sent one of mine into shock (got caught in crossfire, apperently a table flying past sent her over the edge)

the other was just 100% of bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# We sent
3 art teachers into nervos breakdowns...and were actualy pronounced the hardest year to teach
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# with the influx of welsh and russian immigrants
my year was just the hardest to pronounce

(I am very very sorry)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)
# ooh, good work
i only really took against RE teachers, all of mine tried to impose christianity on me, one even said i was going to goto hell because i didn't belive the BS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)
# You didn't have to do it you know!
I got out of doing R.E. for the first 3 years. I had to sit in class...but not disrupt the lesson...that's it.

And the last 2 year, I just didn't take R.E.

We also had the option of Cooking or Woodwork. We got kicked out woodwork on the first day (Me and 2 others) so we had to do Cooking...but it took is 15 minutes to get kicked out of that too...so for 4 weeks we were walking around doing nothing for those lessons until they made us promise not to be disruptive in Woodwork and get on with what we were set to do....but still never listened much. I went down to the headmasters office covered in white pain once and tried to shake his hand....I didn't like any of my teachers apart from one
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# oh, i loved the lessons
was great fun, never saw any teacher squirm so much under questioning
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)
# Me too...
I used to read about it even though I hated it...just to ask stupid questions and loop holes...

Did Adam have a belly button?

If God wanted Gay people, would IT (I always refered to God as an it) have created Adam and Stev insted?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:39, archived)
# hehe, the best question i ever found was
"why do you belive in god?"

had no end of fun with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:44, archived)
# We sent one maths teacher
into three nervous breakdowns... Is that just as good?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)
# Hey... you're not
in the Liverpool area are you?
That was exactly what our year got called and we cracked an Art teacher too.. (though I always felt sorry for the poor woman)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)
# Editing to become more fluffy
for although she may not have been the best teacher she did make exceedingly good cakes
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# It was made up
to scare people into being good!

If you don't do this you'll go to hell

If you do this you'll go to hell

OOOHHH I better not do that, I'll goto hell
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# All religion
is mind control. It's what it's there for.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)
# Wrong
Repeat after me....

I love everyone person

Ecept the dirty Jews Muslims and sundry heathens

Oh and Protestants and basically anyone unfamilar with the Transubstantiation

Christ's love is all-consuming
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:35, archived)
# You are going to hell
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# I don't care
In heaven they say there's naked angels and in hell you get hit with wips and chains....so either way...I'M ON!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)
# Really?
Cool, I'm set then!
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:41, archived)
# iains much happier in his lounge singing then he'll ever be in his politics
Crap Flash Blatent Repost

Woooo for IDS' shoppage - I think he should be photoshopped more often to make up for the fact he'll never achieve true power with out it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# at a conservative estimate
i would say he has a toryble chance of ever getting into power.


Well everyone else seems to be doing crap puns
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# TAKE UP THE CHALLANGE!
Expose a FULL pack of those listerine cunty mints to moisture, untill they all melt together... THEN, once they dry out into one giant glob, GO FORTH AND CONQUER, THE LISTERINE CUNTY MINT CHALLANGE!
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# did that once
but only because my brother nicked a load from work.
Would never pay for the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:11, archived)
# For fucks sake
Thats 99p you're talking about!!!

Maybe you crazy Yank scientists can afford such wacky experiments but for the rest of us it's bunsen burners and fingertips...
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# I'm not a Crazy Yank Scientist...
I'm an average Australian with a big willy.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Did you call him yank?
I wouldn't do that!..I know he's welsh...but that's going too far!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# So are you!
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)
# i think i posted something below
I did! I DID! post something below.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# i now pronounce you
burning lips man and wife
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# i want to kiss you
on the lips
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# Hey,
Save some for me...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# hahahaha you want Jesus to kiss your feet
who do you think he is? Mary Magdalene???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)
# hey hey!
Gay Spiderman's at it again. This time, he's FUNKY
FUNKY!!!
(Auntie Vera, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# well... interesting
though i'm not sure rob will appreciate the fact that it was stolen from him
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)
# nope that gay spiderman was not made by rob
nor even b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# well
my mistake then.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 7:37, archived)
# mind you
the spiderman gif was stolen from someone else, so who can say?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# ...
The original spiderman file's an animated .gif, origin unknown.
(Auntie Vera, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# ...
I'm just being a lazy arse, stealing animated gifs and setting them to music, like this and this. Can't think where I got the idea from.

Does anybody want a fight?
(Auntie Vera, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)
# All that red
has made my eyes implode! I'm sueing you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Are you living in a timewarp?
A funky timewarp? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)
# let's do the timewarp again.
oh, please, let's!
canwe canwe canwe?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)
# It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
You put your hands on your hips,
And bend your knees in ti-i-i-i-i-ime.
But it's the pelvic thruuuuuusts
That really drive you insa-a-a-a-a-ane...

Let's dooo the tiiime warrrp agaaaain!
Let's dooo the tiiime warrrp agaaaain!

/from memory - very, very sad ex-havenmate (sorta)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# *shivers*
I...hate...you...so...much
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I can do
the YMCA to perfection, too...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)
# I do
columbia/floorshow. :D
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# You can
if you want.

It'll just make me not like you anymore:'(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)
# You meany!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)
# but...
it's just a jump to the left...

oh, can't I?
Please?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Do it with the duke
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)
# try it
you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Well
if you say so;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# a jump to the left is only one step away from the right
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)
# LOOK
I'm not scared...I'll will hit you all...One at a time or all at once...I don't mind!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# LOOK! BOOBIES! *points*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:33, archived)
# And He's Still GAY!
Sweet!
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)
# ha ha
and what makes you think that?

(fuckwit)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:11, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/


(wuckfit)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)
# your point being?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)
# My point being,
is that spiderman is still gay. tiwkcuf...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# homophobe
*cough* nazi *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# humour
*hic* muppet *moo*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# australians
*cough* wankers *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)
# ...
There's a nasty cough going round.
(Auntie Vera, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# yep
and it ends here
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)
# ...
Strepsils?
(Auntie Vera, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# Yes please.
That's rather lame. Holding a grudge against all of Australia because I think Spiderman is gay...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# that's like invading a country
coz you want some petrol!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)
# it would be
except I lived there for 2 years - near Newcastle (NSW) - so I know what you're like!


(hey - I've seen your profile, and I think you're cute!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Hmmm,
You don't have a sister in New castle do you?
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)
# sorry!
so where are you?

nowhere near Newcastle i hope - its a dump!

Armidale is nice (it snowed when I was there)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)
#
> ...except I lived there for 2 years - near Newcastle (NSW)...

Well that explains a couple of things...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:56, archived)
# where are you then hun?
somewhere nice I hope - canberra, or jindabine, or sydney, or quenbeyane?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:00, archived)
# I'm at Sydney.
Wouldn't live anywhere else, except out back.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:08, archived)
# I used to live in parramatta
and I'm sure you have a bondi chest (yes, that old joke!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:12, archived)
# looks like
you're the most qualified to cure it, doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# he's not gay
but he dances that way
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# scuse me!
I'm gay and I'd brake your nose if you moshed with me! Prancing does not equal gay, you know
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)
# don't blame me
i didn't write the lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# friends?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:35, archived)
# that was the rembrandts ;)
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Careful,
He's gay you know...... . . . .
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)
# yeah straight-boy!
and I'll have you over a pool table!

(that's every straight-boy's worst nightmare, isn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)
# Probably.
But apparently I'm gay, because I don't currently, and never have had a girl friend. My efforts at picking up here at b3ta seem to be rather cramped by pretty boys like you chatting me up... *sigh*

"I wish I could get my head outa the sand,
Cause I think we'd make a good team,
and you'd keep my finger nails clean...
BUT thats just a stupid dream that I won't realise,
cause I can't even look in your eyes
with out shakin, and I ain't fakin,
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon."
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:12, archived)
# truly
beautiful!

I love your poetry - I still think you're cute though!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)
# this way!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:33, archived)
# haha!
this-a-way
that-a-way!

my oh my!
/wizbit
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)
# now then
that amused me!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Scientific experiment
Realising that these Listerine Oral Care Strips melt on your tongue, one wondered if they would melt in water.
I put one into a glass of water, with the desired and not unexpected result of the strip fully melting into a glass of minty goodness.
However , in the interests of science I put one into a glass of pure rum.
This did not melt.In fact it sat there stilly with a cheeky look upon its wee face.
The application of ice and cola did nothing to shift this un-melting poise.


Henceforth I have concluded that I have more time on my hands than necessary and that strips of melty minty goodness are poopy compared with actual gum.

That is all
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:55, archived)
# why the cross
face?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)
# religion jokes?
can't we passover that subject?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# i think you
lent in the wrong diection if you're trying to avoid religion.
Papalling behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# well,
its adventageous to stay away away from the subject. some things saint supposed to be joked about
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# but it is atone
appropriate to the season
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# I seen to have
broken the flow down there.

I'll get the crew-ta-fix it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)
# I'm crap at puns
and I hate religion. So I'll keep out of this one:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# i'm looking
for a pun in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)
# Stop looking then
Ther isn't one
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)
# oh oh!
burny burny hell hell!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# That
made me laugh far too hard for nearly four in the morning.

EDIT: And I've just tried saying it out loud, and physically can't. I burst into laughter after saying the first burny...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# yes, a trip to hell with all those sinful women, drugs and stuff
sounds like a party!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:03, archived)
# oh!
so

burny burny heaven heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*breath*
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# I know all your names
You fuckers
And since Priscilla Queen of the Desert has finished I have nothing better to do than slaughter sons of bitches

So there
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# I love that film!
especially the emu costumes at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Don't tell the mainstream press
But straight people are an abomination who will burn in hell
you guys were only meant to be an EXPERIMENT!!

(Except for the guys who writ Hellblazer)
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# I think I love you!
will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)
# are us semi-straight
semi-evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# depends
from what I've seen of you, I reckon you're ok!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Haven't you seen the Hunger?
Do you want to be an old Bowie?
Nobody does....
Especially Bowie

The talentless hack
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# it's not every day you get a chance to ask jesus to marry you
i'd go to the wedding, but only to meet the bride's father
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# touche!
mon cher!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# All for the sake of science!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# so hang on
you returned to earth as the son of god to perform cack handed pub science at us. Not much of an encore really
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# "more a sort of
apres vie"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Bollocks
Cack handed science is the way
Pills are also a way
But they are the way of the devil

Tomorrow I will be expounding upon ways in which cyclists can ride Glasgow's streets safer
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Exploding upon cyclists?
Sounds dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# I know some cyclists
who have to pay for that kind of thing - and do so gladly
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# Bad Pun 2: The Return
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# well it's still a bad pun but at least
i can see more soul in it than the first one
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Watch your footing...
This is an elasticated subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:49, archived)
# hmmm
I'm keeping my size 10's out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# surely you could stretch to a comment or two
or are you gonna show a PAIR of clean HEELs to the wHOLE thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Oh
shoed-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)
# that was quite
a shod-dy pun...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Well, I'd like to see shoemaker better one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:55, archived)
# I'm sure
I can cobble one together
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)
# how do you come up with such great puns?
Have you got an expert trainer?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# yes
and he's very shoesy about my work
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# that pun was patently bad
though it did have a certain ap-heal
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# We're TREADing thing water
with these puns now
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# you lot just never stop
pumping them out, do you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)
# shoer
just leather know how bad she is at her sole ability ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# my opinions are easily suede
it's a question of weighing profits against galoshes, and right now the world needs shoe puns. great things are afoot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Yes
shoe puns are solely needed
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!
You don't gnome ee!

Cause gnomes make shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)
# Go on!
Sock him one!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# mercy!
I've posted now, so let me off (please!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)
# someone shot at snoop dogg but missed

you cant get him when he has these moves
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)
# unfortunatly
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# don't pop a crack at the crack pop
fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:46, archived)
# yo foo
don't be dissin no mo' fo' like dat man!

I have no idea what I just said, but it sounded retarded enough
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:49, archived)
# .
LOL
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# Just Ask Snoop
Schizzolator
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)
# snoop d
he da man

know what i'm sayin?

nor do i, but i feel better about it now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Bad pun time =)
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Well i like it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:34, archived)
# nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# it was either that
or having marty say "let's see if you basatrds can do woo" before the speedo displayed YAY mph
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)
# a hem
Professor Fnord (if that IS your real name)


I seem to have started something!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Actually
Fnord gave me the idea by saying "Darn it"
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# the 'waste of thread' was an even vaguer pun
reffering to the thread used to make the socks but only a footful of people probably picked up on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# eek!
can I possibly try and extract a foot from my mouth by blaming my lack of humour on Mr Jack Daniels?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Happy EASTER
- everyone!!!!!!!
Let's all go hunt out eggs and rip them apart to look for presents!!!

Forget all your woes about toes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)
# *sigh*
(thank you!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Sorry
I'm playing a game of dominoes!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# and becoming boggled at the conversation
%|
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)
# happy easter!
speedcore for ever!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Giant spider
is the most addictive song ever
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# my word
that's going back a while! thank you kindly, sir! it was my take on the new indie-grunge scene, ie. i tried to make something that was even indier and more lofi =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)
# i played to my mate yesterday before
we embarked on an all day pub garden absinth fest - when we returned to his house we had a sing song round the piano to that fine tune. We were going to record it as a tribute but my eyes didnt work anymore.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)
# giant spider
giant spider
giant spider
GIANT SPIDER!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# i like nothing more
but than a well heeled pun
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# ARGH!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# hehe, thats bad, really bad
but good :-)

tattoo me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)
# THREAD JACK
Mute your TV and turn onto Channel 3
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)
# mmmmm
good things come to those who forget to sleep :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Cat Deeley
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Some girl band?
I'm proud to say i dont recognise them at all.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# arn't they the
cheeky girls or something?

fucking horrible noise and not all that good to look at
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)
# this Ashley thingy bloke is shit
but respect to him for choosing that band.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:59, archived)
# i have no idea what you're talking about
so i'll look interested and nod in agreement
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# For SirSandGoblin ...

You and your tween seem to be very recursivable.

... and NO, you don't look like each other
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# aghhh
my head. the pain.

good though
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# haha
so that's why my head feels like it's about to implode.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:27, archived)
# His brother got the better name though!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)
# yeah
LordSandGoblin
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)
# oh no,
he is minion Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)
# 'Tom'?
how can you possibly imagine the name 'Tom' to be better than 'Ed'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)
# tom has some content to it
ed is just something a 13 year old would mumble/grunt in the not talking phase
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)
# hey berk.
still drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)
# sobering up a bit
about to rectify the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)
# marvellous stuff
do us proud.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# hard choice tho
theres just enough vodka left to do 2 peircings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:34, archived)
# quality
down the vodka and pierce your parents genetalia while they sleep
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# you
need help
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# yes
they won't lie still
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
I've just giggled like a loon who giggles a lot
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)
# hehe
and rightly so
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)
# AND PUSH FLAT BATTERIES
UP THEIR NOSES
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)
# i have bullets
can i stick them up thier noses instead of batteries??
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)
# Flat Batteries
are far more usless
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# more useless
than 100 dummy 7.62mm bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# But they can be used
to measure lots of stuff that are 7.62mm wide
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)
# but they're not
accuratly made, so they're *about* 7.62mm and can't be made live
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Throw them away then!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# nooo
i spent money on them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)
# 'cause..erm
I dunno...Tom's just a better name...

Edward?...Thomas...?...Did your mum like the Tank Engines?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)
# And Mr T Peacock
can't be made into Mystery Peacock as easily.

Is that a bad thing or a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# No, but
he is Mr T...foo
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# coldplay do vegas
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Look up the strip...
I see the lights allllllll bright,
I go back for, a shite..
and it was allllll yellow..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# bad fnord
dirty fnord
(_, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)
# there were one or two shit challenge entries today
and also a couple that used turds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Coldplay sucks!
Well, they do.

Nice picture though.
(Bebop, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# with that sort of attitude
you might enjoy this:

(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:27, archived)
# hurrah
for the wire cock!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)
# its like glasscock
but not.

if you see what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# like it
but more wirey


fibreglass?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# fibreglass?
can you imagine that kind of unrivalled splendour?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I shall try!
but its a bit prickly (pandon the pun), non?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# what the hell
is the middle guy doing ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# with
all those dancing girls....pretty well i would imagine.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Whoohee Ladies & Gents.


Slightly bigger but not much

Its time for the 41st Annual Donut Rodeo!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)
# chronic
wooyay
(_, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)
# yeee
haw.
Arg, I feel like my head is going to cave in on itself again.
NNNnnngggg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)
# ah ah ah
great picture !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Why?
Why do they put their lives on the line riding those beasts? Think of your arteries man!
(Bebop, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)
# okee dokee!
it's sock posting time!

here are my new socks



what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# those socks were a waste
of thread ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# now then
you say that, but wait and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)
# darn
it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)
# PUN!
woo.

Edit: Get it? 'Cause like, darn...socks....darn socks...er, yea.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:17, archived)
# you don't say!
sorry - trying to grow out of sarcasm - only taken me 29 years to get this far!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)
# again
didn't we do socks just the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# hello!
I was hoping you'd be back!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)
# I am only half here
and half in a skewed universe
...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# half is better than none!
kitty - there are lots of daytime goblins about - be careful!


(they nearly bit me a few times!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:17, archived)
# strange
everyone's usually pretty nice to me...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)
# like this - ish?
spartans.ststephens-texas.com/%7Ebsimmons/mobius_triangle_rainbow.mov
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)
# oh you're good!
hehe
I'm imagining the rainbow going all the way around lengthwise

strangely, it works in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)
# more related here
brucesimmons.com/multimedia/multimedia_mobius.html
and some raw code for a vrml thing
www.winwaed.com/comp/vrml/mobius.c the thing itself www.winwaed.com/comp/vrml/mobius.wrl
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:27, archived)
# oooh
you know me too well

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# fancy a game of Mobius Strip Poker
later?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)
# It'll be a one-sided game though
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
I didn't see that one coming
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)
# it's probably
a chromosome thing - but us gay blokes can look past that!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)
# have you got short, red legs
and you're keeping them crossed?

or is my browser munted?

or am i drunkled?

answers. postcard. usual address.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)
# What's the address?
*Stalker*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)
# turdy tree
blam! well groovy.
head in burr.

if anyone (bar people who already know where i live) can produce the multimap reference for that, i will buy them beer and chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)
# when they turn up at my house
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)
# and DON'T stab me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)
# I would actualy come looking...With booze
but I'm poor and have no car...plus, If I went all the way up there into the unknown I'd miss watching InMe play tonight
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)
# But while we're at it
thuty'to norble crof'
'spatri'
wig'on
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# I like them
Where can I get Xs like that?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)
# ebay
ebay ebay ebay
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Pointless threadwaste
Let's compare Jesus to Cheeses.

Cheeses


Jesus, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)
# i prefer my
cheeses sliced.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# that green is very nice
like special ops night vision binoculars
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# strange things
are afoot
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)
# hello!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)
# im just marvellous
got my first frontpage today

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# woo to you then!
I am fine, no hummus, bit of a headache

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# have a nice sandwich then
always gets the hummus flowing
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Ok
but
I have no bread
I have no meat
I have no lettuce or cheese or spread

I shall have a lovely air sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)
# while you're at it
treat yourself to some air money!
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)
# if I can pull myself away for long enough
I might have pizza...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)
# now im hungry.
could really do with a chicken fajita subway.

mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)
# I've just had pancakes
...again...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)
# psst, kitty meow meow
do you say/think/whatever bee-ta or bay-ta?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)
# it's pronounced
'carrot'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)
# oi!
another game?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)
# bay-ta
though the original greek would be bee-ta (and I know it)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I've just realised
via the bash flash thing, that I say it different...
*shamed*
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)
# it is usually
bay-ta in the US...I wouldn't worry :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)
# BUT THIS SITE WASN'T CREATED IN THE...
Oh feck it...You can't help accents...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I didn't know we said it differently untill today
and I think it's too late to change it in my brain now.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)
# I think everyone
at somepoint has called it bee three tea ay

I just can't make the sound Bay-ta in my head for some reason, it's really confusing. The more I say it, the more angry I get at myself...the more it sounds like I'm saying retard over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I've heard all the greek letters mangled to pieces
but here's a quick clue:

the greeks say 'ee' wherever they possible can
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)
# this is true
and therefore, disappointingly, "pi" is pronounced "pee"

i have several greek mates. they're all either metallers or gay. never both
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# heheh
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Poor things
Why can't they be Bi-metallers?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)
# going by the number of people that say

you can't really go wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Heyyy
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)
# US forces are trying
to assinate jesus using cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)
# the assinator
was one of the most highly rated films of last years Cannes Porn Film Festival
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:07, archived)
# another place?
another game?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)
# a spinning color wheel
and magical windows

let me restart Exploder

will be back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)
# I have returned!
!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# houplah
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Wasn't Indecent Proposal
a large bunch of arse?
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:07, archived)
# i think you're confused with the movie
I mention just above ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# haha!
It's no good: I have to repost my really bad 'Cheeses heist superstar' pic!

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# or
I'll fill you full of hot man love lead
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:07, archived)
# police found a body this morning
covered in chocolate shavings, cream and cherries.

A Senior Officer says he topped himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# I got
stung by a bee the other day. Twenty quid for a jar of honey!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# There was a young man from dundee
who got stung on the leg by a wasp

What am I doing wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you
forgot to re-engage yer mumble mumble mumble somethin or other
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)
# A guy got killed by a comb
police say they're brushing his hair...

no...that's not right

It was funnier down the pub
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# a
great big hole openned up in northumberland street the police are looking into it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Cool
What did they find?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# world
peace but closed it again in case the idea got around that world peace was possible

couldn't think of a funny answer
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# why is there a dead baby
in the corner of the room?

I don't know, but it's been there all week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# whats
red and lies in the gutter

a dead bus
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# That deserves a troll
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Will
nobody comment on my troll?

BUGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)
# your
a fine troll

I meen thats a fine troll
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:27, archived)
# That is
Almost the worst pun I've ever seen.

The best being "Eammon, a parrot"
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# I don't
get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# What ?
The "Eammon A Parrot" thing ? You'd have to go back into the spazz about 2 weeks. All about Vin Diesel, and his "A Man Apart" film.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Wooo
repost op!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)
# hahaha
I like that woo 2 yay
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Jesus or Cheeses
Hmmm.....I need a few more minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# chips
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# daddy is
naughtier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] MarioTux
(andyo, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Arms!
Color arms black!

Otherwise WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# holy crap!
somebody photoshopped a picture!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)
# pho-to-shop
what is this language?
(tinkers rucksack, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)
# burn the stranger
with fire and sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)
# All we've got
is fire and dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)
# dagnabbit
what'll i do with this kindling?
(tinkers rucksack, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# sell
it to the blind woman for csah
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# good enough
burn the dogs and throw them!
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# burning dogs?
eep. I'm going to go take refuge under my covers.
goodnight all!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)
# night
night.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)
# noight
noight!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# i've got
a really big willy, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# is your cock
the size of a fucking huge cock?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)
# no
my cock is about average.
But the one in a jar on my mantlepiece is the size of a fucking huge cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)
# I captured
the coinage of that you know.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)
# was it
with a big fucking net?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)
# yes it was
an intra one
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)
# "You're the gayest man
I've ever kissed"
(_, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Beavis and Butthead were cool
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# (o)9(o)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Excellent
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhu
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# question time
do i look like my twin? Other than the fact that we are both green, of course.

Me



My Twin Brother


Out of ten, how similar would you say we look?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
# No, he's
much better looking. And has sensible hair.

/table of milk
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
# It has to be said
that your hair is shit.
And the ether around you and your sibling is too green
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)
# yknow sometimes.. your words..
they hurt.

/sob
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# are you trying to tell me
that my hair is shit?

Thank god for that, I was scared that not cutting it or using anything other than water and cheap shampoo might make it magnificently wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)
# no
he's less ginger than you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# does this mean
you are lost for words?

(at last)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# i
am
not
ginger.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# just
green


(and is that better?)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)
# i'm not green either
it's all just a matter of shading and mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# ok - so that explains that shading
but what's the explaination for the "rabbit in headlights" look on your face?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)
# funnel or tunnel.
actually, I was probably drunk.
I usually am when people take my photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Well can you explain
why your twin appears to be angling for a cheeky peek at whoever's taking him from behind? These important matters need to be addressed.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I see!
and are you drunk now?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)
# nope
just feeling the effects of trying to come off anti depressants.
Which is not a nice feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# now then
I'm on fluoxitine myself (also known as Prozac) - and I don't want to remember life without it!


ps - did you post a pic of your tablets the other day, with awful Spanish writing on them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)
# i did
'Retard' it told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:17, archived)
# yus
I remember, and it wasn't funny, although I was impressed by the level of support that was raised

and I'd like to add mine now (sorry I just lurked the other day), but woo to you, hun!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)
# woo for what?
having medication that calls me a retard?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)
# no
for having the guts to try and get off them
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)
# aah, cheers
although 'guts' could also be 'stupidity'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)
# no hun
like someone said the other day, you are bigger than the tablets

and I shall buy you several drinks when its all over (water, cola, vodka, petrol or whatever) if you like!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)
# be warned,
i won't forget that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# HA!
good!

thought you'd vanished!

come to the top of the page!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:49, archived)
# "at a loss for words"
/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)
# You
look like my roommate.

And he's an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# What
are you saying?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)
# that i
have a lovely arsehole.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Indeed.
Or your twin's is ugly.

Take your pick.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# you are saying
my twin is ugly?
That's not very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)
# I said
"twin's"

His arsehole, not him.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# have you been
inspecting our arseholes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)
# You're confused aint ya?
Me too:-/
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)
# p(r)ick
!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)
# Compare arseholes
with dige's roommate and let him decide. I think he'd like that
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# you look
worringly like me, only you're hair is a bit longer.

I'm ginger, y'know!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Your twin
has a pointy chin
But if you want my opinion
You're better than him
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)
# notice
how nobody gave a rating out of 10? :D
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I
rate this reply as a seven :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# :)
oddly, all the girls prefer him.
Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)
# So close
to being a haiku
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# you
have hypnotic eyes in that picture

I give you about six in closeness
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)
# moop
what do people use for the microsoft flightsimulator typefont? please post answer and mail it to me, as I'm going to bed right now
sander AT jnm DOT be

cheers ladz :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# It's called
Nimian Backslash
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)
# google
says you're pulling my leg
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# Tee hee!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# it
did sound plausible though
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# It's called
Dixie Normous.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# i do
have seen austin powers 3 and am not falling for that
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Alright
It's actually

Corsica Truetype 54
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)
# /me
glances at didgeridude with a suspicious (and evil) eye
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I mean
"Bacon Vacation Bold"
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# prepare to die
aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
# You just said it!
"Aardvark Wide Latin"
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# eep
hippopotamus maximat0r openfont
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Cous-Cous Sans Serif Accente
Bold Wide Roman Truetype Caps
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# can't
use that yet, it doesn't hold the euro sign.
edit: i'm not working on an euro simulator i'm not working on...
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Bugger.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Austro
whosits?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Austrolopithecus
Woo to your profile music!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# um
um?
(moobat, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)
# what are we
your flightsimulator typefont bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)
# aye
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Yes,
and I have the documentation to prove it.

I really should be learning PHP...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# PHP
rox. certainly in combination with mySQL
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Yup,
I'm learning SQL at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# fine
if you need it
i'd be pleased to help

because php rox! i speak it with my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# It is, as we speak,
r0x0ring my s0x0rs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# my
e-mailaddress is in my profile.
g00d lux0r
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# oh
you wish!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# i do
actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# well
I would, except you deny your ginger hair!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# but
it's not ginger!
I have some in a bag, i'll send it to you if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# but!
do collar and cuffs match?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)
# of
course!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# hmm
one shall need proof

(and more than a GREEN pic of you and your so-called twin!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# I thought this was b3ta!
But no. It was a font forum all along... Man, do I feel stoopid!!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# /me
lowers pants
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)
# Fre
sh!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)
# *sigh*
the path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# haha
/moo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Has anyone
ever told you that you are a giggling imbecile?
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# didn't
you just do so
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Mr Blobby
was shit
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Mr Blobby
WAS SHIT YES!
(tinkers rucksack, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)
# on the subject of clowns...
here's a Pwurg-tastic tune I made:
DoomClown - 1.3meg
Might as well linky this starwarsy one as well...
That's No Moon - It's A Potato! - 2meg
made yaages ago in 1993 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# East 17
were shit
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)
# woo for the clown song!
I like it when it kicks in and then goes all buh-duh-buh-duh-buh-duh real fast and then... oh my god. I'm turning into STRONGBAD!
I haven't listened to the second one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)
# I
like that most woosome 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
# check out the whole site
it's incredible.
best thing on the interweb. well, next to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# listened to the second song
you were born mad.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# thin
q fine sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)
# hahaha!
yay for strongbad linky :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)
# LI-CHEESE
LI-CHEESE
LI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESELI-CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)
# That is very reminiscent of the Musk Ox song you know
:)
Doom Clown Doom Clown, not very dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)
# musk ox?
lost me..
off to kazaa I go..?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)
# From Blode 2
(possibly Blode 1 or 3)
there is a full length version but you can hear it in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# aha!
roger shrubber!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# *party hat*

click here for said 500 posts celebration animation, thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Conga rats, Stev!
A very worthy milestone.

Please allow me to loan you my 1000 posts marker (which was pretty shite cause I was at work w/o an animator but did the job).
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)

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