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# Hiya! I'm back from me fabulous Easter break. This interweb thing's rubbish isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)
# See
I told you your looks would improve with age!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Its all
pants
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Iss vuh Queen Mum, innit?
Gawd bless her!
i'd like to point out that i know who she is; the previous sentence was a fairly average attempt at comedy dissembling
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)
# comedy disembalming
sounds fun
(psausage76, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
# velcomm bakk mein heiry heir.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Mein Gott!
Achtung, hande hoch and throw out your pizzas. Ve haff you surrounded!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# eek!
*hides under lightshade*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Inflation
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)
# That's very
giggleworthy :)

W/Y!
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# bwa-hah-haaaaargh!
that made i larf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# i have no idea


hummous is dangerously low...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# A little bigger methinks
Could mke a very good alternative to a fishing float
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)
# but it would only catch Dogfish
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)
# They like to
wallow you know
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# I was suspecting
a cat-mafia killing there when I first saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)
# How could you make that mistake?
The cat mafia never leaves a trace of their victims behind. Something about "dogfood" comes up quite often though
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Aw stop it
you're making me hungry now :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I always DID wonder about that
canned Dog Food often smells better than some of the things I cook up
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Likewise here
Some guy on Dutch tv fried up dog food once and ate it. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Why are they always Dutch?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)
# It's
genetic
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)
# And have they isolated the dutch gene?
And is it closely related to the ginger gene?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I don't think so
my hair's sortof brown.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# can't you dye it?
FACT: All ginger men are mingers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# I have accidentally
done so in the past. Aiming for blond and missing rather
spectacularly.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)
# green?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Nah
rather bright orange
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)
# tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)
# For rather bad values
of tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)
# heh
i went for dark plum once and ended up with birght pink
nothing stagner than a small nerd like man in a suit with bright pink hair.
never ceased to amaze me just how many passers by would just stop, point and mouth somthing along the line of "oh my fucking christ look at that thing"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:34, archived)
# That's
classic ;) I feel a bit better now.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Did you know that in California where I live
it's illegal to slaughter horses for human consumption? We can put them in glue or dog food, but we can't eat them ourselves. Not that I would, but the fact that I can't only makes me want to!
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I seem to remember that the
French and Belgians merrily eat their horses.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)
# And then slaughter
the first-born of the Gentiles all the while screaming anti-American obscenities without using deodorant?
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)
# No deodorant!?
That's outrageous :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I always knew there were undiscrovered species of giant cats living in the Amazon!
This will be justification enough for a war against...umm...the Amazonians?


Nice ripply effect, by the way
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Yeah
they're cats of mass destruction
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# not a big milestone, but 1/3 of the way to the biggie

and on that note, goodnight all
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Well grats
to you, Mr Or_is_it?

I'm not sure if I should add a ! to that... I think my grammerometer broke...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)
# my first headswap
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# thats cool,
but its too much flesh for my boss
possibly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
#
Hubba hubba!
I probably would!

Hey, is that Kimbo's mormon friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Hehe not quite
part of what made her so easy to recognize is the fact that she's a bit on the homely side
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)
#
and the tattoo on her whatsit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I that a ..
Wotsit on her what's it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)
# tI want a
dog like that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)
# This is a bit of an odd question
but I was doing my usual perusing of the porn section of the interweb, and up until the very end, it was a somewhat normal perusing. Right before I was going to turn off my comp, I spotted what I thought looked like an old friend of mine. Naked. Upon closer inspection, I found out IT FUCKING WAS HER! There's absolutely no mistake about her identity, and now I feel absolutely awful for having looked at one of my best friends nude. In the event that I see her again in the future, is there anything I should say to her?
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Two things
Firstly, it might provide a valuable insight for us to be able to review the images under discussion. Please link them.

Secondly, chill brother! Nothing wrong with people shedding their gear for a camera. You got it, you sell it, you still got it! For me, I think I'd just masturbate and be done with it. Unless there's a reason to bring it up in discussion, let it lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Maybe it's just something
I had to get out of my system. I mean on the board. In the little story I wrote just now. No other expulsions from my system.
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)
#
/snicker
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)
# There's a porn section on the interweb ???
Why didn't anyone tell me....
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:43, archived)
# we all thought
you owned it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)
# No it's owned by
two little old ladies in Wales (two little old ladys, I might add, with big grins).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)
# They sell computers on the web
aswell - odd that isn't it....

Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)
# it depends
there is a slight difference between being naked for cash and being strapped down while a man in a bunny suit and midget lesbains spank you. how bad was it?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)
#
I think I like the way your mind works...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# And I
like the way the rest of her looks
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# For example
her arm!
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
#
Now you're being cruel, Kimbo. Come on, link us or stop teasing us!

and don't give me the "I didn't save the URL" line either buddy, I'm onto the likes of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)
# I meant Gracielou in this particular branch of the discussion
lookie in her profile!
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# well
if you have pics of gracie as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)
#
when did I become the board whore?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:58, archived)
#
Gracie! Hi! Kimbo was just showing me some pics from his uh, holiday.

How're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Do you mean
where I went to visit my Mom over the holiday weekend? My very very dressed and non-nude Mother?
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Yes indeed! Those were the ones.
I loved the runner on the sideboard. It's just so hard to find vintage lace in good condition these days.
Your mum does so keep a lovely house and she has such wonderful taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I never meant to imply that
I blame everyone else
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)
# blame
society

That usually works.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)
# I know
I was just pointing out that I don't think a lot of the girlies on the board appreciate having that sort of photo request made.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)
#
Sorry if I/we offended you/anyone there Gracie. The intimation was just us larking about and not intended seriously at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I'm not offeneded, really
just disappointed that more and more often the female boarders get drooly requests for dirty pictures. I'm really not a prude, not at all, but I think there is a difference between a harmless flirt and behavior that is more appropriate for thirteen year old boys. This isn't really directed at you... I'm just cranky.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)
# hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:34, archived)
# I saw her posing with macrame
dirty whore!!!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Ummm
the standard girl-posing-by-herself stuff. Just a tiny bit of the solo-hardcore action going on. Damn, she was Mormon, too
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# I wouldn't really worry
It's understandable that it made you uncomfortable, but a lot of people have done that sort of thing. If you are really woried, you could do a search under whatever name she was using.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)
# You have that dream too?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# seen
donnie Darko a few too many times, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)
# never seen it
actually
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)
# you say the following to her...
"have sex with me now, of i'll send copies of the pictures to you boss and to your parents"
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Ahh
the age old 'bluemail' - I like it..
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)
# In this case
wouldn't it be more along the lines of "pink" mail?
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)
# fair enough
the possibilties are endless - I'd get cash too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# or brown...
theres nothing wrong with abit of brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Chocolate Starfish?
Anyone get one of those in their Easter basket?
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)
# i get one a month
and thats all i'm alowed
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)
# I think that rates
as TMI...

[covers ears with hands] la la la la la la la la la...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:55, archived)
# easter baskets
i ment easter baskets
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)
# oh
well that's ok then!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# plus i get to have anal sex
which was nice
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:01, archived)
# You celebrate
the crucifixion and rebirth of Christ by having anal sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)
# doesn't every good Catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)
# errr, I've just had the Pope on the phone
and he said something about brimstone.

Odd really since I was sure he'd said 'Dante was just a poet' a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)
# It's a fitting follow-up
to Ass Wednesday!
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)
# lol
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)
# I did:)
www.celebrityvibrators.com/b3ta/sfish.jpg

Sorry can't code it in (won't see my domain, weird)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Reminds me of the time mi mate copied a whole load of application onto my PC
And accidentally included jpgs of his missus oing naughty things with no clothes on:) Further more he also emailed to a mate by mistake as well. I still don't think he realises to this day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# You'd better
hope not - unless she's fairly liberal
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:51, archived)
# proof please
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Bring on the porn!
I have once had exactly the same thought, until upon (zoom,zoom, zoom, zoom) closer inspection, a few *coughs* distinguishing features i had seen irl, weren't in the piccies. But i guess photoshop does more to pics than make animated furtives appear in them like we see posted on this board ;)
(ad, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I displayed an act of pure friendship and deleted them!!
And no. I didn't perve at them

No I didn't

DIdn't

OK just a little then
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)
# that is a stunning display of
pornwaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Morning all! A mate a few months ago loaned me his taped copy of
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, forgetting that there was some 10 minutes after the film of him and some one night stand getting up to some fairly graphic naughties. Some of what was on screen gave the lie to some things he's said about his sex life ie. how great at shagging he is. I gave it back, leaving it mid cumshot. He's not called lately...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Hahaha
your board name seems to fit your reply perfectly!
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)
# A happy accident I can assure you!
There's nothing horny about watching a mate you don't like that much badly humping some poor female who bears a more than passing resemblance to a potato, and who doesn't seem to be enjoying herself anywhere near as much as he is. Expecially when some of it proves what a fucking liar he is...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)
# That puts him one step above me socially I guess
I'm just a plain-old liar at the moment
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I've had that happen
I left England in 1996. Was checking the Sun's Page 3 archive and discovered MY EX GIRLFRIEND!

The sad thing is, it was the first time I'd seen her breasts... *sigh*
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I just have to say,
That this wall paper from MrWizzle fucking rips. Well done once again!

www.wizzle.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wallpapers/domowall.jpg
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)
# Thats
wonderful!



Of course, to set that as my desktop would mean removing the gorgeous and lovely Brittany Murphy from my desktop, and I just can't do it...
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)
# But it's only a few feet
that way --v
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:08, archived)
# it's impressive
that the glasscock is still ON THE PAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)
# Short
attention span?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)
# yes
that must...



hey look its a light bulb
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# ooooh
pretty!

You know, I think I saw one just like that around here somewhere just a minute ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# i finally found proof that it was a hoax

and to answer your questions, no, i dont plan on ever dropping this meme

edit: going going gone to bed. night all
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)
# good
because if you were, i'd have to kill you send you to a mental institution pick it up myself
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:51, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh home
I like home. They give me pretty pills. Mummy said I had to go after putting Daddy in the blender. We had soup for weeks.
[Excert from the Autobiography on George W Bush (aged 13 3/4)]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:43, archived)
# And
what does fate have in store for the magnificant 7 ???

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:38, archived)
# I'd
pay her

/hell
(Harry, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:44, archived)
# Maybe
S-club junior will hire them as roadies.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Apparently
S-Club Juniors have been re-named S-Club 8. Oh dear.
(Mr_Bobbins, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)
# edit: better

re-animated in gifbuilder.
photoshop elements can bite my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:37, archived)
# slow and steady...
ehh, i'm not about to go there
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:42, archived)
# don't feel bad
the lady on the left is having hair/head issues
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:45, archived)
# *giggle* *snort*
thats funny
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:45, archived)
# her hair is fine in the source :(
I don't know what photoshop's problem is, it claims that is a 256 color gif at %100 dither. There is no way.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)
# pattern dither is turned on
you can't adjust the dither slider if pattern dither is selected
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
# I've changed it to pattern dither
it's slightly better than it was before, but still crap.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)
# I fixed it
I don't know what the problem was the first time :(
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:32, archived)
# That's a lady?
Looks more like a juicer...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)
# At a guess, Gracie,
dither is the least of your issues :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:45, archived)
# very true
there's no kittens in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)
# .

only here would i worry that this might have been done before. I love this place
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:30, archived)
# Haha
wooness. I love how that is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)
# I like that
A lot. It made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)
# splendid splendid
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:26, archived)
# Aww.....
that poor dog has such a resigned look on its face. Bless it... :)

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:40, archived)
# Hahaha
But is the cat or the dog the most easily amused?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)
# Low Hummus
Just felt like posting something, couldn't think of anything amusing to do so I did the inside of my head as it is at the mo


Click for slight bigness
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:07, archived)
# I just whipped this up
for your amusement

(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:20, archived)
# aww thank you :)
That has actually cheered me up quiet a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:23, archived)
#
It's quite a nice WYH, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:24, archived)
# thank you
I want to be good now
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:27, archived)
#
hehe I'm not a complete cnut, DM! Just a partial one who (like many others) prefers to see each thread contain at least one bit of quality entertainment.

And it is a good WYH :)
Needs a kitten tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:28, archived)
# one kitten
coming up
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:30, archived)
# may need to slow it down
but heres fred




edit: wasnt happy until eyes were flashy
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)
# Now that
is woosome in itself!

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:43, archived)
# just a flesh wound
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:07, archived)
# some good early morning hummus
going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:12, archived)
# I can't remeber a morning this good for ages
I'm going to be late for work unless things take a turn for the worse.
edit: which it now has done. So I'm off to be economically active.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:07, archived)
# There is no wound!
Do not believe the lies of the Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:13, archived)
# Hold still..
I'll put some McWitch Hazel on

(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:14, archived)
# Hehehe
that was the greatest movie.
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:20, archived)
#
EVER!
(Kimbo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:20, archived)
# one question
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:25, archived)
# European
or African?
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:27, archived)
# i dont
knowww
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:28, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:29, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:43, archived)
# Socks and the City

First animation.
(AFish, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:01, archived)
#
I said I would, and I did!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:05, archived)
# Thanks
Haha. Ok, bed for real now, nite!
(AFish, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:07, archived)
# Arf
Arf!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:28, archived)
# I would
Gladly spend the night with any lady from that show.
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)
# YAY
Im a member now!
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:36, archived)
#
Well grats of sorts, but surely you know better than to waste a thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:40, archived)
# thanks for the warm welcome
my post was such a huge waste of the thread
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:42, archived)
# Anyone over there still awake?
If so, I will post my very first (very bad) animation. Oh, the suspense.
(AFish, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:45, archived)
# I was awake
but now Im leaving
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:47, archived)
# Ah well
nite then :-)
(AFish, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:49, archived)
# post away!
I'll reply with a repost of my very first animation :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:50, archived)
# Sure
(just a sec... have to figure out where to put it first. darned angelfire...)
(AFish, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:57, archived)
# Greetings!
I hope you have a happy furry time here :-)

p.s. Some people get a bit peeved if you start a thread without posting an image. It should be something that you've Photoshopped yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:48, archived)
# I would
But I havent uploaded them yet. They're stuck in a broken laptop
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:51, archived)
# Doh!
I hope you unbreak it soon. In case you haven't seen this yet, it's got some bits that you'll find helpful when it's time to upload a pic to a host to get it displaying here (I realise I might be teaching Grandma to suck eggs, but then again maybe not).
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:00, archived)
# Thank you
the power pluggy thing on the back is broke. Im working up something right now.
(Digital Midget, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:06, archived)
# Is it a Toshiba?
My power pluggy thingy in the back broke on mine. Completely zaps the battery and won't turn on. Piece of junk.
(AFish, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:13, archived)
# TJ
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

kate.stange.com/broman/broman.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:08, archived)
#
how rare
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:23, archived)
# The interweb
is a strange and diverse beastie!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:23, archived)
# since they couldn't convince the rebels that it was a moon,

Fuzzbucket! I found a use for those confounded thermal pictures
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:33, archived)
# Bah
I challenge you to identify a continent ;-)
I love the aurora site, and I also love that pic :)
Much Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:42, archived)
# hehe
and very well too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:53, archived)
# I made a wallpaper
Domo-kun!
Clicky for biggerer.


Illustrator is a pain in the arse tho.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:21, archived)
# woo
new wallpaper for me
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:14, archived)
# Woo hoo!
New Wallpaper for me now!!!
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 7:19, archived)
# driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink us*


*this may be a bad idea, as it is actualy easter egg dye
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:08, archived)
# mmmm
magic drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:09, archived)
# why'd you change back?
I kinda liked it...

*edit: night night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:13, archived)
# oh well
I just checked the board befor bed - night night everyone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:18, archived)
# goognight
edit: goodnight, too
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:20, archived)
# i have
and they are delicious
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:09, archived)
# TruffleShuffle
how old are you (for devious socal bash planning purposes)?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:10, archived)
# 20
:(
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:11, archived)
# I'm 19
since bar-going-to-ness is out for both of us, I'm suggesting a great beach camground in Malibu for nighttime drinkies, bonfire potential, and nobody would have to worry about driving.
edit: and cheaperness
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:13, archived)
# agreed
but i may not be down here when you come down. My sisters graduate from Highschool on the 15 and i want to go home to see them (Home is the bay area)
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:15, archived)
# erg.
I could probably do the night of the 13th, would that be cutting it too close for you?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:17, archived)
# erm sorry
probably not. i was reading the wrong month on my calendar. 12th is the day i meant. although if i dont go home that day, I'll be here till the 15th
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:24, archived)
# hmmm
when will you be back down?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:25, archived)
# heh
most likely about a year from then... probably going to go abroad next year
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:32, archived)
# gah
well, talk kimbo into doing something early in the summer, and i'll plan something for later :(
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:36, archived)
# sounds good to me
but my plans are my no means solid :)

edit: and next year we'll have a proper bar bash
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:37, archived)
# without me
:(
muttermutterridiculousdrinkingagemutter
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:39, archived)
# when's your birthday?
we can plan around that
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:41, archived)
# today (in board land, tomorrow here)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:42, archived)
# well then happy birthday
to both
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:48, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm
Psychadelic drink <gurgle>
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:11, archived)
# oooh errr!
That's a trippy down memory lane for me! When I were a tyke (hmm, 6th or 7th form primary scool) I went on a "film camp" where a bunch of kids got together and made a film (with appropriate supervision and technical advice from adults.

There was a scene where the evil mistress was gloating over the captured heroes and we would "Cut!" every few words to change the colour of the drink in her glass. Despite that this was done back in 1982 with an old (even for then) sony movie cam and a clunker of a VCR for editing, the results were quite good. We even had a ChromaKey machine for titling :)

That was very rocking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:37, archived)
# *sigh*
=(
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:04, archived)
# why sigh?
edit: *hugs* anyway.

bedtime for me, i love you all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:05, archived)
# nite nite
don't let the bedbugs get caught on your piercings
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:09, archived)
# good night
kitteny berk
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:10, archived)
# night
sleep well whenever sleep happens to you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:12, archived)
# sad? have a twinkie
www.twinkiesproject.com/
(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:06, archived)
# Don't be *sigh*ish
We love you here. You probably don't have painful chemical burns and even if you do you should be happy because we here at b3ta looooove you. Be happy!!! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 6:08, archived)

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