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sound of impact.

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santexo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)

lol

top stuff

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:37, archived)

Brilliant

Are the guys in the background actually Quo in disguise ?

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)

Wooooo!

Santexo, your profile is full of these:

What happened?

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

i ran afoul of tripod

apparently...and all my stuff disappeared. And i havent
been arsed to go through and repost/edit yet.

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santexo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

Thats

great - I love it!

(ZZZzzz, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

Nixon cons Elvis into signing over Graceland

in exchange for a faked ticket for the Cheese Lottery - Who can be behind this evil plan?

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:18, archived)

The evil pair back again !!

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)

maybe it's just me

but the blonde one of the 'quo really reminds me of the artist formerly known as Diesel of the WWF (now either Hall or Nash of the nWo, i can never remember which)

anyone else sad enough to admit to watching wrestling? :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)

Rick

Parfitt

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

that's him

i'm too young to remember :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

james brown says:

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santexo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

The Nixon-Elvis-Marmot Meeting was brought to a halt

as Elvis noticed that Nixon's Senior Advisor was being subtley pleasured by a giant hedgehog

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:12, archived)

That is a thing of disturbing beauty.

cheers.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)

I find it

really erotic

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

This

is pretty good
http://www.usfca.edu/fbrc/stella_awards.htm

(K3L, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)

Woo and Yay

for the country that offers so many opportunities to be an asshole and get rich by it.

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azerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:27, archived)

That sounds

like the family of a student who was crushed to death when he was trying to shake a Coke machine to get a free drink...

Read the coroner's report

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Ted, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)

Third chucklebrother found locked in a cellar

www.chairmanmoo.com/?action=display&storyid=124&id=5

(biggytitbo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:07, archived)

its a repost

cos i ike it and i don't care what everyone else thinks

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:04, archived)

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bazman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:06, archived)

Hey Stouffer!

I'm watching you...

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:07, archived)

um, don't

know what you mean. oh, right. that. well, um. *stares at feet and mumbles*

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)

Nah. S'fine really.

Cheered her up no end it did...

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:11, archived)

Yes, it was cheering.

It is cheering to have tomsk going "oi!" too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:30, archived)

then yay

for me

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:47, archived)

It's St. Georges Day.

But nobody really bothers like they do for St. Patrick's do they.

Here's a red cross from me anyway.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:03, archived)

That's nearer

St.Patrick's flag than St. George's too.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)

while out enjoying the countryside hearsay are accosted by a llama riding sting-bandit. But are saved in the nick of time by a giant badger.

it's going to be one of those days

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bazman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:00, archived)

Can you squash

hear say instead..it would be considerd an act of humanity..

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Ted, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:07, archived)

yay giant badger day

I love giant badger day.

(repost sorry)

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)

badger racing!!

C'mon! I wanna go.

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:27, archived)

Badgers - they are great

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)

woo for badgers

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:32, archived)

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bazman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)

anyone wanna give it a go?

I would but i can't be bothered

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:58, archived)

look what I found...

... hwne walking to work. A Lego pilot that, I assume, has fallen out of his plane.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:52, archived)

He's still got a smile on his face

after falling all that way and breaking his leg.

How brave.

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:54, archived)

hehehe

I've just looked closer at what he's holding, and he appears to have shat himself on the way down.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:59, archived)

lol

:o)

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:02, archived)

Or just...

'lego man in dirty protest - wants new facial expression'

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)

better send it to isthisyou.....

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:56, archived)

So..

What with it being a holiday up here in Aberdeen Yesterday... How'd friday night go? anyone take some pics for us to laugh at??

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:50, archived)

Minikin

is the best word in the world. My morning word email describes it as:

A minikin is a small or dainty creature.

Minikin may be used for urchin, dwarf, pygmy, Lilliputian, elf, doll,
wee, etc.

Dutch: minnekin, diminutive of minne, love

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:46, archived)

Take out one of the I's

And it says minkin....

Which is kinda good.

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:15, archived)

disgusting

clicky
(work-safe)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:22, archived)

that photo

is going to haunt her...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:25, archived)

I want to know

what the "Longs Drugs" competition is..? And also how to enter.

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Ted, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:31, archived)

And to think

some people charge for photos for that...

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:51, archived)

Woo and Yay

for knob shaped sports trophies.

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:41, archived)

One last thing...

'fore I go to sleep...although I have no idea why it entertained me so much.

(Kimbo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:12, archived)

That

is cool. Made me smile at work! Gotta be ok!

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 8:23, archived)

This just in...

Cute lamb threatens to take its life if it is reposted again!!

(Kimbo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:40, archived)

Break out the mint sauce

and I'll turn the oven on.
Mmmm ... roast lamb.

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:42, archived)

I have a request...

can someone find the picture of the cat that's "flipping" off the camera with its paw? I'm trying to remember if it was photoshopped by someone here. It just showed up on Jay Leno.

(Kimbo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:03, archived)

copy of it

here

incidentally, b3ta is the first link to come up when you type "cats are evil" into google.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:24, archived)

Well they are evil

except the good Dr Kitten who doesn't look evil at all.

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:31, archived)

Ah yes...

my well-trained eyes tell me that the photo is most likely potatoshopped.

(Kimbo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:36, archived)

I am the warrior for Goodness

on this board.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)

Well

I started work yesterday and guess what???

NO INTERNET CONNECTION! Maaaargh! I'll have to start doing some real work. At least this time I don't actually mind the job.
I'll be on my merry way to work soon... la la laaaa!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 6:50, archived)

That would

make me truely insane. Can't not have internet , thats all i do all day at work...b3ta, email, b3ta, email repeat til home time.

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 6:59, archived)

Probably at least very likely

that was one of the "reasons" I got fired from my last job, oh well. At least I stand a chance of keeping this one tho. And I also hated that last one, I saw them desperately recruiting at the job centre yesterday as they've had a mass "culling" of staff there. I only went in the job centre to sign off too! I laughed... A lot... For ages.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:10, archived)

Good morning all...

...just off to school now,

(salbot, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 6:47, archived)

yawn

it is bedtime yet.... doh!

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 5:26, archived)

ahh the birds are singing

and its sunny outside... no sleep for the hardcore

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 5:28, archived)

too

early if you ask me. .

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 6:41, archived)

im tryin to get back to a normal sleep cycle

so ive decided to stay up all night.... been doing some mixing and webnet surfing.. and now i'm off for cornflakes - yum

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 6:52, archived)

I wouldn't have waited

for cornflakes. I remember I was eating pasta with pesto and cheese at about 1 this morning and yes, before you ask, I am very unhealthy.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:11, archived)

Im all on my own again now i think

O well. I'll sing to myself
Do be do do do, do do do.Do be do do do, do do do.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 1:32, archived)

Still only me

Well im off to bed now then. Nite all

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 2:11, archived)

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