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There, that'll do.

In putting up all those

I've made myself all sleepy too. Night night.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:53, archived)

Nitenite. Im watching another weird film on 4 now

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:57, archived)

i am going to bed

essays half-finished and i'm clearly going to have dreams about people with edible surnames. everything i do, etc....

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:37, archived)

hehe

Nite nite. Someone said to me last nite, dont let the arse bugs bite, so.... that as well

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:39, archived)

Laters all...

Last feeling of nicotine burning the back of my throat and I'm done.

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:39, archived)

another exploding thing video

is here if anyone's interested or still awake. this one should be MUCH quicker to download.

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:31, archived)

Some people are still here

Mike was taking the piss out of my name now we are talking about names of people that are fruits. Nick Berry etc
Edit: Haha. Nice one to blowing up the duck, made me laugh. Shame im having trouble keeping my eyes open though, might of been a bit more in focus

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:33, archived)

and elton john...

what a clever gay joke....

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:34, archived)

Straight into the top 50 Best Ever Filenames EVER!!

duck_with_music_compressed.avi

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:33, archived)

Nobody Inn.

I believe it's your turn tomorrow.

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:38, archived)

crap

apologies to anyone who d/led the avi i posted, the audio went all tits up.

try in about half an hour or so and i should have fixed it.

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rockyrobin, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:32, archived)

Mail!!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:07, archived)

I just saw the title.....

and laughed !

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:09, archived)

He's got

a Kenneth Williams "Ooh Matron" expression, pure class!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 7:13, archived)

Been meaning to share this with you all...

I wouldn't mind a few office ninjas lurking around my job.

(Kimbo, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)

A message from a kitten to anyone who thinks they are old...

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)

God, i'm showing my drunkeness...

and age, i think i misspelled heart... or is that how you spell it? I don't know anymore... to busy scratching

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:56, archived)

nope

heart is spelled correctly, but you misspelled "you're"

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:45, archived)

unless you're referring to

feeling your young. which is a bit, um, incestuous.

i'm tired, ignore me. off to bed to dream of windows CE (again)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:53, archived)

or as groucho marx said,

'you're as old as the woman you feel'

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:57, archived)

must mean i'm...

48 then.

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:59, archived)

your mum

doesnt count.

neither does mine.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:00, archived)

And yet you still made it to University,

she must be proud. ;)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:18, archived)

she can't spell either

so she didn't understand what a-levels were.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:20, archived)

So you came and told her

You'd got a B and 2 E's and she thought you'd got stung and bought some drugs?

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)

Daaaada da daaa dada da !

*cymbal* !

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:27, archived)

that shouldn't have made me laugh

but it did.

my mate Tom got an F, a U and an N - fun!

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:27, archived)

Anyone else

Watching Channel 4? Some weird film on about people who get off on car crashes.

Bit o lite pron

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:49, archived)

That's a David Cronenburg Film

He did Videodrome which is even stranger. He's done lots of cool stuff actually.

Based on a book by J.G. Ballard i think - Crash.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)

yeah its ballard

of empire of the sun fame.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes !

CARSH, David Cronenburg, class. Keep wathcing it get weirder from here.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)

Heres some funny

links as well. Comedy Pron sites.
display

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:53, archived)

For a while I thought

Si_W was short for Simon Wicks. OOh that's an odd position (C4)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:55, archived)

I know

I thought someone was trying to be for a bit. Thought some peopel might get confused, hope not.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:59, archived)

Nah, this is me.....

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:01, archived)

and that's him...

above me.

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:02, archived)

Only one of you has shagged Cindy Beale

What am i saying, EVERYONE has.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:03, archived)

Christ!

That reference is so old even ppl who are watching on UK Gold won't get it.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:04, archived)

Dont know

Just me i think

There i am.
hahahaha
Here

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:04, archived)

you look like

nick berry.

or is that a joke i have missed?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:07, archived)

Nick Berry

Played Simon Wicks in Eastenders, years ago. People always take the piss out of me for having the same name as the twat

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:08, archived)

ha ha ha

if i had known, i would too.

i will now.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:10, archived)

Noooooooooooo

What have i done. I got a few piss takes when i fist came to the board. Now its gonna start all over again. People were saying 'is that your real name' Yes it is my real name. Its not my fault. hehe

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:12, archived)

nyer nyer nyer

nick bery nyer nyer nyer

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:14, archived)

oi mike

leave simon alone you big meany or ill tell my mum on you

(inconvenient intervener, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:24, archived)

You have been missing out.....

on the mental image for so long ! I think everybody has been so refined. Up until now.

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)

Mike

Simon Wicks

Played By: Nick Berry
First Appearance: 8/10/85
Last Appearance: 27/12/90
Best Moment: Getting attention from so many women.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)

there should be a tv show

only starring people with food as last names. nick berry, jason orange, richard bacon...

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)

and zoe balls.

i'm stupid.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:14, archived)

Jack Lemmon

Fiona Apple, Mr. Bean.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:15, archived)

brilliant.

Fatboy Skim Milk? William of Orange? Alexander the Grape? John Lemon? Vladimir Ilyavich Lemon? Cap-rice? Jennifer lo-Pez?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:19, archived)

and tim curry.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:20, archived)

Search for a surname

Here
was trying to find people with fruit surnames.
I found Willie Willie

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:19, archived)

sugar puff daddy

Kurt cobean? Gravy Jones? Harrison (smorgas)Bord? Mark Lamarmalade?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)

Fred Starburst (Durst, twat)

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:23, archived)

kelly bone(less fish fillet)s

fucking hell.

slimi(ng low-fat yoghurt) hendrix

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)

they dont have my surname

but they do have Rambo. hee hee hee.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:24, archived)

Well the film is finished now

I thought it was quite weird.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)

Nice end scene.....

That happens to me on a daily basis mind.

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:30, archived)

You know far to many

Names to change into things, i was stuck for one, and it was a shit one

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)

quentin taranbeano

bridget flanda
samuel l snap, pop and crackson
spamela anderson
matt bacon
ben affchex
alan twixman

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:30, archived)

grilled smith

tommy lee boneless chicken
billie joe farmeggsstrong

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:33, archived)

Not every day i go to a page that has this hyperlink on it

Browse the WILLE list

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:27, archived)

Ahh how freudian

I read that as WILLIE right up until i'd clicked the 'post' button. Then I instantly realised my mistake.

Gotta love when that happens.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:29, archived)

i did that too

but then i am probably a latent homosexual.

according to the gay-o-meter i am 43% gay.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:31, archived)

Ive Started

Quite a long thread here. Yay and woo for me. No one normally replies to my posts

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)

simon twix

anne sugarmouse

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:33, archived)

David 7 Victoria BakedHam

I Can't BillOddie It's Not Butter.
BeaTwix Potter.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:39, archived)

Yes_we_made_it _off_of _the_side_of_the_page

Huzza ! Catherine Zeta Scones just to make the post valid.

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:43, archived)

I dont know any

But i just wanted a post to be off the side of the page so yay and woo

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:51, archived)

Every loser wins.....

Once the game begins....
Fate holds the key...
You wait and see....

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:08, archived)

crash innit?

david cronenberg film? james spader? very controversial film, worth watching if only for that and the porny bits.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)

right then folks -

if anyone wants crab blokes masterpiece, you can download it as a divx5 avi or an mpg.
Both weigh in at about 2.9 meg.
Enjoy!

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:48, archived)

i have 93% of the avi

and i need to cut my fingernails.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

were those two statements

related in any way...?

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)

see conversation following salmons gif below

its a bit vile.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:53, archived)

ah. now i see.

but it still dont make much sense. not that i expected it too, at this time!

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:57, archived)

i am just doing whatever i can

to avoid my essay.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:58, archived)

Mike try writing it in 10 minutes then just edit it to make it okay

That way you can spend a lot of time 'editing' it rather than a lot of time 'writing' it which is a lot harder to get motivation for.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:05, archived)

cant think of shit to write

but i said i'd stay up till 2 doing it.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:08, archived)

or you could watch this bit on Crash...

!!!

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:08, archived)

i havent got a telly and all my friends are out or asleep.

everything i do ends in sadness.

(that just isn't catching on as a catchphrase is it?)

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)

Ahh

Well there was a gay bit with 2 men which i thought might drive you away to start writing, then there's a gay bit with 2 women which would probably stop you again.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:17, archived)

Cripple in the car ?

Nice fishnets !

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Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:12, archived)

cool movie.

...but I blow stuff up all the time! I have movies...mine just don't have techno music...

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EvS, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

Haha

Very Good

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)

You fucksocking diamond

class. thankyou very muchly indeed. woo x 2.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)

is that

a compliment? I'll have to assume so :)

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rockyrobin, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)

hmm

if one can be 'a fucksocking diamond' or indeed 'fan-fucksocking-tastic', doesn't that make 'fucksock' a verb?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:55, archived)

It's a compliment

how could fucksocking be taken in a negative context? i thought it was unambiguous.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:58, archived)

i'm not entirely sure

about this whole fucksocking business - only just got back on the board yesterday after a month off.
so basically i dont get any of the 'in' jokes at the mo. poor me.

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rockyrobin, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:02, archived)

all that has happened

is that all of the more grown-up members have taken a dislike to me for my immaturity. oh, and they had some kind of party or something, but it must have sucked cos i wasn't there.
which brings us to now.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:05, archived)

Crabby

Have I seen this before I take it down ?

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:58, archived)

You've seen the video

but now it's got an appropriate soundtrack

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:03, archived)

I think...

we need to form an orderly que otherwise the pipes'll get blocked.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)

just finished getting the avi

and it is good. i like.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:58, archived)

Psshht.

Bastards !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

Stella or bed, stella or bed....

Go on, Go on...
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:38, archived)

stella

silly question really.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)

Arse I hate you....

;-)

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:42, archived)

even strangers hate me.

everything i do ends in sadness.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:48, archived)

STELLA!

You've got crates full of the stuff. STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA!

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)

Does anyone else refer to it as wife-beater?

As it supposedly makes you violent.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:41, archived)

yep

domestic violence juice.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:42, archived)

Lager is evil

that is why I don't touch the stuff.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

i like it

lager with the occasional salt-tequila-lemon headfuck and every so often a skullfull of vodka sans anything. i throw up quite a lot.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)

Lagers got an odd taste to me.

Spirits and Cider for me.

It'd be much simpler of course if I just drank everything.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)

that is exactly

my problem, and the constantly having to explain that it is possible to not like lager..grrr

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

Which gets harder as the night goes on ;)

A> Ok i'm getting the round in - 8 Lagers right?

Me> No, can I get a Cider.

A> Urrrrrrr. Lager?

Me> N...ok yeah a Lager.

A> Right.. 8 Lagers...

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)

you have frinds who buy rounds?

ah, how great it must be to actually have money.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:00, archived)

Okay i exaggerated

I don't have 7 friends.

It's just me and the cat normally.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)

fair enough

i don't even have a cat.

everything i do ends in sadness.
i am determined for this to be the next big catchphrase.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:16, archived)

I think Johnny Vegas is doing a good job with it.

He's great, he coined it on Never Mind The Buzzcocks I think.

Gotta catch him Live somewhere.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)

shit.

thought i was being clever. i musta just nicked it.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)

I shouldn't laugh

but the irony of it all is just too much.

Even the statement that everything you do ends in sadness, ends in sadness.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)

oh god

if i had a gun, i'd end it all now.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:36, archived)

Count these, there's a few on this page now and go to sleep.

It'll all be different in the morning :)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:42, archived)

I don't often have lager sessions

As bad things tend to happen. Stella's not the only offender in my personal experience. But then that's just me. Much safer with guinness I reckon. Nothing like as bad as vodka and rebull though- that's far worse than any drug. bad things ALWAYS happen on vodka and redbull.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

Thought

that was Strongbow

(ZZZzzz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:46, archived)

and I hate you..

;-)

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)

I know

but I hate you more *big hugs only joking*

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

Down to 95 cans now...........

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)

i got 96 cans of heineken for 22 quid

...which was nice.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:46, archived)

Bottles of Absinthe

For £3.50 in Portugal.

If you can make it back with a case full you could make a killing.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:49, archived)

nice!

that would do me nicely. i've often thought two ears was too many.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)

man with a van ?

always the best way, cheap cheerful but dangerous !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

crikey

it's a beer drought

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

Stella

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:40, archived)

and I also hate you...

;-)

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)

Its always

the quiet ones...

(Broon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:36, archived)

I laughed too loud at that

What will the neighbours think?

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:40, archived)

Deserves a disco woo yay...

(i need a new woo yay but my brain can't cope with the sheer excellence of b3ta posts that it can't think of one)

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:41, archived)

i like that

because of so many different reasons.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:41, archived)

Proof Ozzy is God

from Heat magazine (which i am only reading for research purposes)
"It doesn't matter what you teach a dog, if you don't get up at seven in the morning to let it out, it's going to poo in your bathroom"

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:36, archived)

After the saddening comments of Mike...

... I feel I must yet again abandon b3ta and head for that lonely place not far away called bed.

I will leave you with this which I just made to fill time... how sad and depressing.

Oh, and just for Mike, a person of 14 can say Fuck Sox or Cunty Mints or anyother word they desire...

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:34, archived)

yo sorry dude

enjoy being fourteen. i did.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:36, archived)

when you hit mental age 14.....

in a few years time....please tell us Mike.

*edit* Bit harsh...

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)

heh heh

i'll apologise to him when he's next on.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:40, archived)

Haha i'm still here...

b3ta is like a magnet.

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:42, archived)

its like a rash on your willy

- a guilty time-consuming secret that causes a pleasure you just can't share with others, so you have to scratch it in private and then you get bits stuck under your fingernails.

i really don't know what inspired that.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

...

...**sneaks off to scratch**

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EvS, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)

well done

i thought that'd be a threadkiller for sure.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:48, archived)

I have a talent.

...well I do....

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EvS, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)

I like to scratch in the bathroom...

Where does everyone else do their scratching?

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:53, archived)

Oh crap. Forget Mike.

I just realised i'm more than a decade older than you.

I'm old.

But thankfully i have a long way to go before i look like that pic a bit further down the page :)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:37, archived)

This pic?

It could be a while to you look like that...

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EvS, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)

Oh i just want to say...

I think no one is too young or too old... and we should all be blissfully, blissfully happy and get along fine.

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)

hey salmon

sorry. stay. unless you have school or soemthing.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)

yes i do have school.

But b3ta usually keeps me up untill 3 am anyway.

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:58, archived)

I think most fourteen your olds

know more (real) swear words than I do

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:40, archived)

i.... dont know; just got back from work gimme a break

(track, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:15, archived)

Lack of effort...

is what drives me.

(salbot, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:19, archived)

This is growing on me

At first i was confused why the twin would be smaller but now it doesn't matter. :) Love their hats.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:35, archived)

What was the robot dog out of Blake 7 called ?

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:14, archived)

Bloody hell..

..now you've got me.

The intolerably cantankerous perspex box was Orac, the computer was Zen at one point (Liberator), and Slave later on (Scorpio.)

Robot dog, though? Blimey.. all I can think of is K-9 from Doctor Who.

j

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syzygy, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:19, archived)

errrrrrrr.....

getting my 80's sci-fi mixed up. No wonder I couldn't Google it. Anway, back to paintshopping. Thanks anyway "Oh source of information."

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:23, archived)

You got K-9 mixed up with Blakes's 7?

Si- what's wrong with you mate?

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:24, archived)

Too much wine......

and cuntymints tonight.... Beers tomorrow ?
Laters everybody, time to call it a day.

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:27, archived)

ermm...

Dogbot, Wooftron? I'll get my coat.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:23, archived)

Fucknut

Robot dogs are always called Fucknut. It's the law.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:25, archived)

sit, fucknut, sit.

good dog.
BARK.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:26, archived)

That 'thing' in Battlestar Galactica was called Muffy.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:28, archived)

dive, muffy, dive.

good dog.
SLURP.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:30, archived)

It should have been shot

and burned. it was evil. Evil I say.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:32, archived)

Do you remember the episode

...when Muffy died? I was so sad...

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EvS, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:33, archived)

Don't know but....

he nearly got Apollo and Starbuck killed in the movie by wandering into the cylons secert lair....or so a friend told me.....

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:37, archived)

For some reason

I now have the cylon voice saying "Your are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time." in my head.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)

Starbuck

Intergalactic warrior to coffe shop emporium big wig. It's a tale of commercialisation that makes me weep with sorrow.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:41, archived)

I like going in to Gadget shops..

and leaving all the robot dogs in compromising conditions

I think I need and I'll get my coat gif

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:30, archived)

My contribution

Aroused Drunken Nazi Vampire With Lice.

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EvS, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:14, archived)

oh aye

that he is. pussy vulture.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:18, archived)

they're smirking at him, laughing on the inside at him

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DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:10, archived)

Definite Woo and Yay

Lovely lovely clown hair.

j

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syzygy, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:22, archived)

wow.

that's... that's beautiful. thank you so much. it's just the way I wanted to see him. muahaha!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:20, archived)

Caught the bastard...

Buuaah ha ha haaa...

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:10, archived)

that great!

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DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:13, archived)

Normally i'm not a fan of stockings

but woo! & yay! for that woo yay!

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:15, archived)

Shopping is really rather difficult when inebriated.

I can only apologise for the poor quality.

Typing is no easier. Bum.

j

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syzygy, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:07, archived)

There's something so special...

... about Jimmy Saville holding such a pretty dildo.

It also gives me a chance to use my woo/yay before it gets so old-hat I won't have a chance! :)

Go for it John

(Glis, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:10, archived)

SHIT!

Christopher Price from Liquid News has been found dead at his house.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:03, archived)

Crikey

What did he die of?
He had a ridiculously high salary. No good to him now.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:07, archived)

He was great. Dunno yet.

He did used to be off ill quite a lot though. Leaving Iain Lee or whoever to fill in.

You were a consumate host btw - Whiskey, a place to sleep and funny stuff on the computer. What more could I have asked for. Cheers.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:11, archived)

it sez youve been a member 6 days

who did you used to be? conspiracy conspiracy....

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:13, archived)

Methinks....

*lightbulb*

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:17, archived)

It's easy to work out.

I was just listening to the Breezeblock on Radio 1 and Mary Anne played a track by Peaches.

The King Of Boots before I stayed with Joel I ended up staying in London to go and see her live the next night and had a train back (Northwards) at 6am and nowhere to stay. I ended up at Peaches Hotel Room and hung out with her and some other ppl from the gig till about 5 then went and got the train.

I LOVE The Peaches Game.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:21, archived)

Fnord.

i should be a detective.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:25, archived)

Aaaaargh

can't work it out. And while we're at it, Si, will you vouch for my memory being fucked? i feel guilty (as always). Glad I was a good host- i do try. This should be a Shed of Joy.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:23, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

fucking hell, it's starting to come back to me now. That's right. Woo! Met up at the bar, went woo a lot, (you see- I CAN do faces) journey dilemna, taxi, whiskey etc.
That's right. Woo. Woo to the power of woo, with a big fucksock added on for good measure.
Brilliant. I feel so much better now. Hoorah!

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:29, archived)

Yeah I changed my name to Woo!! Yay !!! It's Blode 4 Day!!!

And couldn't change it back. But you may remember me by the fact I wore that Kitten Golf 'Ignorance Is Bliss' T-Shirt the first time we met.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:32, archived)

You fucking dime-bar..

Wasn't who I thought, but I can't believe that you can't remember the people who've stayed in the shed !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:32, archived)

Don't be so harsh mate

I was totally done in by the name. I'd assumed that night was the wrong one.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:38, archived)

Heart

He had a rediculously high calorie intake too you know...

(ZZZzzz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:12, archived)

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