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# made these years ago...
The Babog:


The Hippobadgermus:


The Chouse:

shocker

The Corse:
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# that is
udderly fanta-stick

w/y/h
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:33, archived)
# yes.. back in the day
when i had my own little website.. go there.. its still up i beleive

Adz-head.co.uk

(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# oooh
I hippobadgermus!
they're all koala-tee - woo you!

edit - oops - wrong heart!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
#
i that and the pictures above!

but now it really is bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# oooooh,
you're using my heart what i drew for m3ss3ng3r but only kept the crap version myself now. i liked the big one though!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# but now
i've fixed that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# agh - caught in the act!
I was linking it from flibz before, which is a bit naughty, so I hosted it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# i was
really looking forward to the Hippobadgermus. slightly disappointing (but still woo)
the babog has more than made up for it though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# woo to
badgers and all their relatives
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# WHAT?
hippobadgermus rules!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# i was
hoping for a badger with the skin of a hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)
# well
then you know what to shop next, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# They are woo
in the true sense of the word.
huh?
yay woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Does no one
milk the horses where you live, that poor horse must be suffering :-)
(Grundie, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# Yes
ofcourse they do, just not very often, horse milk is at its prime when it starts to grow udders
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:42, archived)
# v
nyce indeed
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:48, archived)
# morning all
This isn't a repost, i've changed the lighting, colours and angle so nyaaa nyaaa :0)

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Those ears must
flap around a bit when in flight.

v.woo
(Grundie, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# How do I go about
ordering one?
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# simply walk along the beach front wearing expensive new clothes...
it'll find you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# mornin
and woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# morning to you sir/madam/hybrid
tip of the hat in your direction for the above post.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Evening mate I notice
you’re having the same prob as me but for different reasons.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# The doctor gave me some cream for mine
the rash went, but the swelling is still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# oi oi
owzit?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Just mailed ya, you ok?
See e-mail for why posting is such a cnut, grrrrrrrr.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Hey
He's got wings on his head
(Poon_Nation, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# yup
it's a rabgull
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Do the ears give
extra lift?

He's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Like
Sally Field?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Rock on
a real live hare-oplane
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo.........
it's not a blatant repost. But a repost none-the-same. Tsk tsk.

Reposts are life blood of the 24/7 this site represents. I'm a repost believer.

I liked it when you posted earlier. I like b3ta logo located between the bird's hoofers.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# just saw your jesus
trampoline

k-wality!
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Ya,
Got lucky. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut now-and-again.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# Woo
Lovely work
(Gladys the Groovy Mule, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# It's a Dascheroo
(Grundie, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:20, archived)
# once again....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:21, archived)
# That
is Woo, but bloody pissing scary too.. It's the empty eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:21, archived)
# "What's with the eyes?"
My daughter just walked in. We both said the same thing. Freaking scaarryy.
(Texas Belle, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Can't
tell exactly.. they're just.. not right somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# I could tell you what I did,
but that would be telling :-)
(Grundie, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Tempted
to quote Prisoner lines there, as that's one, but most people have no idea what I'm on about hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:33, archived)
# Well I've got
the 25th and 30th anniversary box sets, I'm in 6 of 1 and I've visited Portmerion!
(Grundie, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Ahh!
I never got around to sending the application off for 6 of 1 :(
I do have all the episodes though, but on individual cassettes. Except for Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling, which I haven't seen since it was on Channel 4 when I first watched it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# WOO YAY
Another Prisoner fan! I keep thinking I have met Prisoner fans, but then I realise they were thinking of Prisoner Cell Block H, which is pants compared to the Prisoner.
(Grundie, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# I'm
a fan of both ;) They each have their own merits :) Cell Block was a surprisingly good programme at a lot of points :)

I love The Prisoner though, inspired me through all my teenage years to fight the system with every ounce of will :) And it's still working, most of the time :) It also alerted me to the existence of Lava Lamps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Generally, I'm not a fan of soaps,
but I do tolerate them. The first Prisoner episode I saw was "Many Happy Returns", which taught me that if you find a stranger living in your house you shouldn't take them at their word as they may be telling porkies.
(Grundie, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Indeed
and especially one that's a very good cook ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Kill it
Kill it aarrgghhhh nightmares...
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:21, archived)
# It's surprisingly
woosome it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# v v nice
hehehe

barkin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] RIGHT HERE IT IS THIS TIME... i've realised the errors of my ways!!!!


there it is.. previous descript incase u didnt read it...

...Keep them out of your way on the beach by giving them wings and attaching them to some string, also doubles up as an impressive looking kite...!
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Been there, done that.
www.b3ta.com/board/1667335
Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# I don't EVEN
believe you used the same shop and then back dated it just to make it seem like you were here first. The nerve....
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Darn it!
you got me fair and square!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# That little bee must be full of...
shelium......ITE?
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# damn..
looks like someone beat me to it... yea well.. my kid has wings...
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:21, archived)
# mornin :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:16, archived)
# nite!
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# nite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Mornin HD
Nice KittyPeng.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# loves a bit of fish it does
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i almost missed the abnormalitie at first, then i spotted it, and i died
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
condolences.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I knew I was hanging around the board for a reason :)
hooray for the mix of my two favorite animals!
(KnitWit, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:20, archived)
# KIN
ELL!
(yakmonkey, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm trying to see how many of these I can get away with
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:13, archived)
# you do realise
that one day i'm going to make all these into actual animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Not sure what you mean by
'get away with'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Right, I'm off to bed.
I took this comedy ninja picture of myself because I needed to cheer a friend up. Can't hurt to share it some more.
Real Ultimate Power!

I think it's GC, but there's a good quick'n'dirty guide to making your own comedy ninja photo here
(Astatine, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:10, archived)
# GC, yes, but rather good.


Did you know, thanks to b3ta, I work nights AND days now?

I've become one of those geeky people who spends more time on the computer at home, than infront of the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:13, archived)
# TV force feeds you shit
the internet lets you choose what shit getsw crammed in
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:14, archived)
# it's still
brown and smelly, mind you..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# you can't
polish a turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# v
true
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaa
YAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:13, archived)
# just made this
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:14, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:16, archived)
# woo yay houpla


my first EVER animation - and it's inspired by domo. Shame it's poo (but the file size is small)
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Domo
kicks ninja ass
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# you clearly have
REAL ULTIMATE POWER
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Your ninja pic
cheered me up just fine.

Nite ya'll.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Well, I found that VERY useful!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Heres a use for them...
...Keep them out of your way on the beach by giving them wings and attaching them to some string, also doubles up as an impressive looking kite...!
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# not too sure
you've got the hang of it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:04, archived)
# well...
it is my first ever attempt at a b3ta challenge. plus first ever post.. woo yay
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Aha...
I see i havent put the picture on...!
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# People generally add a picture
they've photoshopped.
Hang around for a while, see what happens...
it really is bedtime now...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# i know...
im knackared, forgot to upload it...!!
(Adz-Eskimo T, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# g'wan, upload, edit your post, and recive
a Woo Yay.

YOU CAN DO IT NICKY
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:09, archived)
# go nicky, you're so fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:11, archived)
# You're so fine
you blow my mind
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:13, archived)
# you supposed to make the pic yourself
I see you have the idea... now it's time to make a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)
# looks down the board
neither has 100% kitten ;)

welcome to the board eskimo, user 14800, have we hit 15000 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# i dont think so
it just so happens i was loonking at that earlier
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
#
*belms at self*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# surely you'd have to belm inwards
is that physically possible?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:09, archived)
# don't confuse me
I don't think the belm has to be physically pointed in someone's direction for it to be for them, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:12, archived)
# no.
user name = not_real
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:09, archived)
# That is rather scary.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=13337
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1337
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I recognise
that 13337 one.. It's that Baaa one isn't it?

Edit:
"I am not a Number! I am a fre.. what? Oh.. Apparently I'm Number_9043"
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:16, archived)
# that's fantastic
for a terrapin
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# eye-toy-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)
# dave still has it
the slag said he would return it 9:30 AM pronto
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# don't trust him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Not with a name like Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:13, archived)
# daaaaaaaaaaave
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:15, archived)
# would he like to buy
some pegs?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:16, archived)
# I have
some pegs belongin' to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Bottom Live 4?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Is this guy for real?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:15, archived)
# errmm... this is odd
www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=related%3Au-muppet.co.uk

edit, put in your own WWW on the search, the messageboard does'nt allow it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# why?



edit: i tried that, i still get the same google page. why is it odd?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:04, archived)
# because i've never been
in the newsletter.

but this should...
safe for work, how to have anal sex.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# yeah
why?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Blind Grand Prix racing

(Gladys the Groovy Mule, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# oh', a good idea for a pic...
Grand Prix Stick Racing

Grand Pricks Racing...


etc.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:00, archived)
# you slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Cor'blimmy
this 'temp' user-name has quite a few posts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:04, archived)
# nothing to do with your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Nope, nothing at all
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# That is very silly and
well done.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:00, archived)
# they're here.....................
(cheebatv, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Remember,
you have to train them early.
(Astatine, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# arf arf arf
Turn around and walk away...
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
?rubs chin
(cheebatv, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:57, archived)
# 'kinell
that's a big leaf
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# i can tell i'm tired cos
that didn't immediately click
(cheebatv, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# i was looking at ya
site and i see you have a link to mine
thanks very much
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:58, archived)
# cheers
I couldn't resist the lynx pun

edit: blimey, you have about twice as much stuff there now - fast work!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# woo
that one big baba


edit: nite nite all
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:59, archived)
# my head hurts and i think my eyes are slowly stopping functioning...
wank and then bed for me i think.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:48, archived)
# the story of any b3tans life
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# my diary reads:
monday: wank and then bed
tuesday: wank and then bed
wednesday: wank and then bed
thursday: wank and then bed
friday: bed and then wank
saturday: washed sheets
sunday: wank and then bed
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# wow,
craig david eat your heart out.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# absolutely.
i fancy a pot noodle...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Remember,
Pot Noodling a lady is a hangable offence


(I got a new C: drive and didn't lose any data or have to reinstall winblows, yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# oooh
can i help?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# yes,
you can give me the money to go to chicago so i cant get my lady to do it for me...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:51, archived)
# me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# you can just fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# onto your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# onto a sock
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# *lubes up fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# My website is number one result on google
for lost socks.
It's incredibly exciting for someone with as little a life as me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# i checked
he doesnt lie this one
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i checked too.
I think we all need hobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I am Czech.
I need a hubby.







This may not be entirely true.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# woo for you
i liked when I was the #1 on the google search for my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# This one?
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/socks/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# GLASSCOCK!
GLASSCOCK!
It's A GLASSCOCK!
You've posted a GLASSCOCK!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# You need
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# :-) yay
but it would render my site useless!
not that it isn't already of course...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# gibbon's gallery
is the top result for "up up and away in my beautiful baboon", some of the other bizarre terms were:
thieving gypsy bastards, werner girl lightwave model, svenno b3ta, virgin's pussy pic, werner girl lightwave, drunk and stupid photos, kriss kross jump jump lyrics whack, uk nuclear 80s protect survive, isthisyou, 1980 olympics gorbachev, things like b3ta, away in my beautiful baboon, naughty doctors fucking patients, phil kitten, selling ex council houses, socialist worker soviets afghanistan, thieving pikey, sergio tacchini tracksuit, ford mud wmv, my melon man -happy mondays, maria whittaker
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:57, archived)
# The best 15 quid I ever spent was to get stats on my site
it's amazing what some people type into search engines.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Time to go to bed I suppose
just time to tell everyone:
Your all chumgay! :-p
nitey nite
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# night night
frump face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Somewhere out there,
at the end of a computer, these are real people.
I got this thing called analog and you download your log files and it spits out statistics, because I'm too mean to pay for stats, but I do waste a lot of time looking at them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Did someone mention Status Quo?
The Quo: What a bunch of bastards!
They're still at it. Bastards.

One way ticket to hell for me, I think.
(Astatine, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)
# That's
ace :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:39, archived)
# whos rodney king?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:39, archived)
# He's the bloke on the floor.
 
(Astatine, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:40, archived)
# i worked that out.
but need further explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Do a bit more research.
You might learn something.
(Astatine, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# I never learn anything.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# oh dear.
you mean, you don't know?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I do now.
I didnt then.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:45, archived)
# *parp*
/15000 peaople
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# give me tiiiiime.........
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# He's
Larry King's brother. The police are beating him up because Larry was nasty to the patron saint of LA cops, Sarah Ferguson, on his late night US talk show. 100% FACT
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:43, archived)
# exactly.
i thought everyone knew that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:45, archived)
# It's a lie.
He is really the billionaire genius responsible for the Chicken King franchsie run exclusively by foreigners. Whatever country they're in. This country's Chicken Kings are run by Asians or East Europeans, in Asia they're run by Africans. There's a chart available somewhere that tells you what nationality you have to be in what country in order to work in a Chicken King.

I'm tired, all right?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:48, archived)
# he was a youth getting beaten up by nasty police in LA.
someone videotaped it and sent it out. then LA got race riots.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# because
the police got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# why can't people
just be nice to other people?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# cos people, as a whole, are ignorant, nasty cunts
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# there would be
nothing to watch on tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# we wouldn't need tv.
we'd have sunflowers!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# i shall
have to question them about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# This is what's going to happen to you now:

/poor excuse for a repost
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# *woah*
that's class.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I had a nightmare last week
about cat zombies infecting people, like 28 days later meets b3ta. Then on Sunday I had it again and it started up where it had left off last time. When I woke up I was in a room in a house we thought was safe with 2 people who were just turning, and with some random person who wasn't and I was just about to hit one of them with a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Arf!
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# work in progress.....still
but i liked the effect ok this :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# A woosome motor
Looks nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:32, archived)
# hehe
tis rather pretty :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)
# hello blackmoon :)
could you do us a real favour, and delete your response in the chump man-bear thread below, we're attempting chevron-engineering, but we're not very good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Very nice...
ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE ANIMATE
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# you wouldnt happen to be
the real pedro martinez....are you?
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# yes
100% of FACTish
I have a shirt with pedro martinez written on the back, so that must be me. i used to have my other name on my socks.

(redsox rool)
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)
# it is.
and i'm the real sir sand goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)
# from whitby
?
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:38, archived)
# no,
llangennith.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:41, archived)
# nor star
maen buro glow eto (or something)
(pedro martinez, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# nos da
ma'en bwrw glaw eto.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:48, archived)
# thats nothing
i'm slim shady, i'm the real shady, all you other slim shadies are jus imitating.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# that looks
rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Hello ape
how many more name changes are you going to go through?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hehe
this is just a temp one, rob called me it earlier :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:34, archived)
# hehehe
ok, it is a cool name though:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Staple Balls (ape and Berk)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)
# hehe
i shall always be kitteny berk methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Since
I delurked you've always been Berk, complete with soundfx - "BERRRRRRRRRRK!" "Oooh glommits!"
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:44, archived)
# globbits
it's globbits :-)

and yeah, shall go back soon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Hmmm...
I'm not convinced. I'm going to have to download every episode of Trapdoor now just to confirm that. No other reason!!

(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
#
www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/trapdoor/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Ooo ooo!
Do you remember the one where Drut ate something and kept changing into things! Then Boney ate it too and the same happened. That was my favouritist one ever
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# yep
got it on vid :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Is
it as good as I remember it being?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# better than
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# yeah
where did he come from?
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# That's a heck of a tackle
finishes a bit quick don't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:32, archived)
# didnt spend to much time on it
didnt feel like putting more work into it
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# yay
I get to repost this huge thing

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Kittafe?

my first attempt at a elongation
(mule, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Stretch kitty
quick, who has that anim of the pumping parping kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Nice as that is....try harder.
TJ... why does my disc drive keep opening and closing it self?
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# because of
satan, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:32, archived)
# You mean your CD?
Have you got a jack-in-the-box in your system tray?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Probably...
I just restarted and so did the jackinboxin.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:38, archived)
# -.-
It's possible you put the cable on backwards, or your computer has been hacked.
(futile, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Awwwww
Woo!
(Angelblood, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33, archived)
# This isn't as funny as I'd hoped...


... in fact I don't think it's actually funny at all.

Better luck next time eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:29, archived)
# hahahahah
but lawerence is notoriously heterosexual. although a detachable head one is a marvellous thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# look at that.
two fucking conjunctions in two sentences and they're not joined at all. that's terrible, and i guess it means bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Seems I mixed up...
... fruity and camp.

Nice conjunctions, stay, SIT! Good conjunctions.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)
# It'll do...
it amuses me after 10 pints of Caffreys.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# oops
I didn't mean to post that under his name!
perhaps you should speak to Jiva about that.
Would it be wrong of me to delete it and repost it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:29, archived)
# I didn't mean
to post this here either. the right thing to do would be to delete that wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# delete nothing
and never apologise either.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)
# ffs
I'm pushing my picture off the board....
I'm such a threadwasting bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Threadwaster! Threadwaster!
*dances in a circle around 100% Kitten*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)
# *grabs boney girl arm*
stop that you!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Post what?
huh?

Yeah, delete, delete!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I thought that looked like your handywork.
And yes, I'm not typing out all those chumps again.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30, archived)
# spoil sport


*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:31, archived)

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