Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# That explains why he's laughing AND the look on her face...

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:07, More)
# Hammer it baby


While I'm here I'd like to ask if anyone's got a link to a good tutorial explaining animation in ImageReady. I tried the online manuals (sort of) but though I had a million frames they were all somehow linked so that changes on one affected the others, and they all showed as being at 0 seconds. DPaint IV was never this tricky. Cheers if you can point me in the right direction.
(I helped save b3ta! adrian, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:06, More)
# just when I left the room

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:55, More)
# C'mon baby....

....light my fayuhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:52, More)
# Hard core bakery action!



FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:52, More)
# Dr Who'syourdaddy
( In a Dalek voice )

TAKE IT YOU BITCH, YOU LOVE IT, WHOS YOUR DADDY.


(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:49, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:48, More)
# When he really wants to turn her on, her just flicks her switch

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:47, More)
# Strap on dildo!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:42, More)
# Vrrmmm Vrrmm!

animate me it begs
(Ampersand, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:39, More)
# Auto erotic asphinxiation

(schoey, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:36, More)
# suchabadpun
I didn't want to try too hard..


(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:20, More)
# gottle-o-geer

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:14, More)
# "Yeah... uh huh... take it baby..."


"Mmmm... oohh... it's true what they say about you blacks... oh yeah..."
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:08, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:00, More)
# advances
in robot science have finally led to a fully erect, walking robot.

(radja, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:52, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:51, More)
# Repost for Compo
Christmas Decorations

(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:48, More)
# Erm

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:47, More)
# His new airbag made the job bearable..

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:47, More)
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