Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.


(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# stuck for ideas

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:42, More)
# Dirty little duckies

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:40, More)
# Sex Box


Happy New Year!
Been away for a bit :)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:35, More)
# PARIS HILTON IN SEX ROMP SHOCK!


with the Eiffel Tower!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:17, More)
# Shoot

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:09, More)
# .

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:47, More)
# R2's sensors were not the same after the Jabba incident
BAD R2

NAUGHTY RD

ON YOUR RUG


(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:47, More)
# he likes to watch...
the hot clock action.hot clock action
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:43, More)
# Mrs Vermeer was always popping out for a "sit-down" and a "read"

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:41, More)
# Thats no sex toy....

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:38, More)
# taken on my phone
the other day, so sorry about the poor quality

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)
# One night you won't forget in a hurry...


(not strictly inanimate, but what the hell,
nobody else cares)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)
# Feeling Fruity?

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:28, More)
# ..


/irony
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:26, More)
# .

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:16, More)
# That explains why he's laughing AND the look on her face...

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:07, More)
# Hammer it baby


While I'm here I'd like to ask if anyone's got a link to a good tutorial explaining animation in ImageReady. I tried the online manuals (sort of) but though I had a million frames they were all somehow linked so that changes on one affected the others, and they all showed as being at 0 seconds. DPaint IV was never this tricky. Cheers if you can point me in the right direction.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:06, More)
# just when I left the room

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:55, More)
# C'mon baby....

....light my fayuhh!!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:52, More)
# Hard core bakery action!



FILTH!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:52, More)
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