There are surprisingly few famous nightclub proprietors to choose from...

*EDIT*
OK.
This badger goes into a nightclub and asks the owner for a job. Owner sez: "Fuck me, a talking badger! You wanna try the circus, mate."
And then this picture happens.
*gets coat*
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:14, More)

A very sexist joke

For those that haven't heard this joke . . . .
God is saying "Now all the fish will smell"
(Polygraphic, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:56, More)

hmmm

( corington, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:41, More)

Charles and Audrey's poor car joke

Made this as a dodgy flash some time ago, but thought I'd recreate it as a dodgy gif instead.
If you want to see the original it lurks here. It almost makes sense with the sound added.
(bedford van Shoddy Ideas, Shoddily Created, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:23, More)

Hee hee!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 12:38, More)

So many d's

( I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, More)

So there are these nuns in a car.....


Apologies for quickness, dirtyness, seam-mongering and general roughness.

All hail bumfish!
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, More)

.

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 23:22, More)

/`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\./`\.


Edit: Hahahahahaha didn't realise the image hoster changes the file name! You poor bastards!

The file name was TheDoorsKeepJammingOnMyCar.gif
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 22:44, More)

( Kaiser, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 22:27, More)

Why did the trapeze artist get divorced?


Edit: "Because he caught his wife in the act" - bloody image hoter and its random file names
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 22:26, More)

Prolly been done to death


And how the hell do you warp/bend/shear a flat image so it looks like it's on a can. I tried shear and it didn't quite work. :o(
(TwistedLucidity is a forgetful turd, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 22:10, More)

...

( divy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:15, More)

CLICK FOR EXPLANATION

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:59, More)

What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:47, More)

bindun?


whoops, forgot to compo
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:21, More)

A bit of culture

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:52, More)

tee hee


bindun?

edit: nuts, slightly over 50k....hold on....NOW SMALLERER!!1!
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 18:13, More)

Cheeky Nelly!

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:41, More)

Across the Severn Bridge

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, More)