Watchit! He's got a sausage!

(gtfomh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:31, More)

Oh yeah?! You and what salami?

Right then b3ta, I'm bidding you all farewell for a bit. Self imposed b3taban until the dissertation is done on 15th Sept.
If you see me on here again before then please tell me to "fuck right off, titface" or somesuch.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:04, More)

May the sauce be with you.

( littlefish I like cheese, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:55, More)

sausage--plane

(herman:D, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:49, More)

Wonka, you're a mad man.

edit: turns out that The Perry Bible Fellowship beat me to it
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:21, More)

There's nothing he don't know about saws.

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:05, More)

Not worth its own thread so...


Crudely Drawn Sausage (CDS)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:52, More)

Going anywhere nice for the summer?


( revolution now 👊, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:23, More)

I really have no inspiration
for this compo...


looks like a turd!
But for my namesake..
Had to throw it in there.

A Shit that is.......
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:24, More)

Too
early late right much little three

WHO?



Big Banger
( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:40, More)

SAUSAGES.

SAUSAGES.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:36, More)

Sometimes
you need to know when to give up. I didn't tonight.



( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:15, More)

SOSSOSS

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:16, More)

New Wolverine Sausage

(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:52, More)

Who could forget these things !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:51, More)

LOOK I CAN COMPO THIS. FINALLY.

( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:37, More)

20 seconds to comply

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:27, More)

TENSHUN!


This is my sausage.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My sausage is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My sausage without me is useless. Without my sausage, I am useless.

I must fire my sausage true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.



Kudos BargeArse
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:56, More)

Theres a frying pan down there...

(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:50, More)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:43, More)