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Scientology gets a lot of bad press, but they're not all nut-cases, and it's time the balance was redressed. So this week's challenge is to show the positive side of the Church. Go mental.

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# Scientology: The council will decide it's fate

(ElevenOfNine is in the process of unlurking, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 1:04, More)
# did this a while back, don't know why i've not posted it before...


...proberbly cos its awful
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# click for full comic
cos it's nsfw in places

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# ould something good come out of Scientolgy... hmnnnn that's a tricky one...

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# G'ning

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# Scientology Quo?

And yeah, I know it's rubbish...
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:15, More)
# ....



With her on the cover, it'll sell sell sell...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:17, More)
# *Cunningly mixes Valentines Day with those crazy Scientologist cult members*

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:07, More)
# meh

(the_whore_of_mensa You like it so much, I make it a part of you!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:30, More)
# Bling Bling, yo!



Sorry for Length.

"Cult Of Scientology" (to the tune of cult of personality by living colour)

My name is L. Ron, yes, you know me...
I'm that cunt from scientology,
Its quite expensive, Its not free!
I致e downed pink pills, and L.S.D.
In the cult of scientology
Like John Travolta and Jason Lee
I知 in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



Realise, I sell lies
for a billion years, this contract ties
body thetans, follow me
dianetics set me free
I sell you books you need to read
I Fucking hate psychiatry
I知 the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I'm A whole bunch of crazeeeey
I知 in the cult of scientology
Like Leisa Goodman and Kirstie Allee-eey
I知 in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I致e got a fucking fake degree
I知 in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology




I will destroy you, go to extremes
I致e got my own military
I知 in the cult of scientology
Leah Remini and Lisa Marie
are in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



I sell you books you need to read
I fucking hate psychiatry
I知 the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I tell you: "You're a worker bee"
...in the cult of scientology
Like Beck Hanson and Ethan Suplee
I知 in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
yes You have to follow me
no cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I致e got a fucking fake degree
I知 in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology
(VashTheStampede, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:56, More)
# ran out of creative just as i was about to give this a title...

(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:09, More)
# Deliverance

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# ...tee hee

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# Not exactly a positive twist...

...but there you go.

ALL HAIL HYPNOCRUISE
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# not many people will get this

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:12, More)
# Showing my age here...

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# ....



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# To Rivendell!

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# *Sexy Challenge Entry*

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# fwoosh!

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