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if tom cruise was god

Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

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# I wouldnt eat toast again

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# Without Faith?

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# Hummus low..... is this the kind of thing.. that could happen

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# QOD entry.

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# I've been drinkin'

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# RPS


thats ment to be top gun star tom cruise, not nicolas cage...

EDIT* And "jesus" is ment to be "God".
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:20, More)
# Kiddie Fiddler or Supreme narcissist; You Decide.
If Tom Cruise was God.



P.S. Its a childhood photo of Tom.
(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:03, More)
# If Tom Cruise had his own private heaven.
Would this be it.

imgsrc=httpwww.b3tards.comuploadstom_mag_copy.jpg

edit: no cause i fucked up the link

edit:watch this space!!!!

imgsrc=http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/tom_mag_copy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:49, More)
# ooft

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# have a nice weekend, b3tans :)
b3tans :)
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# "It's full of stars!"

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# awww....

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# And another...

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# Sorry...

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# Level 8

is the battle for supremacy!
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# Just a quickie as I'm late for my dyslexia clinic.

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# Quick and dirty first one...
Being a self-confessed n00b and having no access to Photoshop atm, i had to resort to the lowly MSpaint, anyway here goeses!

(tehmattmonster Board Sig, Board Sig? I'll give you a Board Sig!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 22:12, More)
# . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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# I keep wondering

about the meaning of his life.
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# if tom cruise was god

katie holmes would have the body of a 10 year old boy
(and be perpetually naked and ready for a trip up cadbury avenue)
and everyone would speak in comic sans.
(svea, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:37, More)
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