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This is a link post Sniper Pug
A sketch made by my buddy TomSka, that we co-wrote together.
It has guns and a pug.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
excellent work
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post must have cost a fortune to rent out all those guns etc..
Pity bbc3 is closing down and there is no route to air for shit like this.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't work out if that's an insult lol

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I was just being a Maverick!
Nice guns - shit comedy - comedy skills of a 13 year old
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post the fact that you like the guns and then criticize the comedy for being immature is marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it?
Not an admirer of guns, what i was saying that it must cost a fortune to rent them out for the day. Then how immature the comedy was and it's a shame BBC3 will never air it...
Next...
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll refer you to
the FAQ

I quoteth the abridged version here: "Don't be a cunt."
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't want comment on your work..
Don't fucking post it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtjx-yplqTw
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeterminable douchewaffle king

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fat Merkin Queen

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is from the FAQ link - it's called LINKS BOARD RULES
"Don't slag off other boarders' creative work. If you don't like it say nothing and don't click 'i like this'"

thought I'd best spell it out to you as clearly you're having trouble clicking and reading
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Patronising cunt

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you don't want to be treated like a child
Don't act like one
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know you are but what am I?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you stuck your tongue out after that

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Patronising cunt
@JeremyBeadlesHands but it's ok to mock the disabled?
Pot, kettle....
I see why you liked the vid posted, just your level of comedy.
I remember the Jeremy Beadle jokes when I was 9 and still in school..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, are you saying it's NOT ok to mock the disabled?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it's not..
but I tend not to goto /talk.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Confirmed as a BEADLEHAND.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mokum420's got a tiny dick.
But on the other hand it looks even smaller.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post /talk is that way<<<
btw are you having another meltdown?
It must be hard over the holiday weekend when there is a lack of mental health professionals to take care of you.
Care in the community obviously is not working for you.
Did you forget to take your medication ?

Maybe you can get some help here?
www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-information/getting-help/
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meltdown? Are you confusing me for you?
I can help. I'm LOVELY, you're a Beadlehanded nutter.
I bet that link is on your Favourites list. Because, you know, you're mentaler than Gilgy. And he's got an imaginary parrot.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite the opposite of ol' Beadle up there then.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
On his Beadlehand it's tiny.
On his normal hand it's microscopic.
Guess you're just a bit thick.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post go take your meds and play with your toy guns

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah. Medication free here.
As for the toy guns: The pulse rifle's on it's display on the wall, one of the M2019's is in a display cabinet, the other one, along with the Lawgivers is boxed up in a cupboard (the boxes themselves being pretty much display items).
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 3:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Nah. Medication free here."
I think that's the whole problem here...
I think you need to seek help from a mental healthcare professional because you seem to be in some sort of mental distress once again.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *reads thread* What actually initiated this chimp-shit flinging contest?
Aside from you getting hideously drunk last night. Obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post School holidays innit

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You is the king spazmo.
 (itilliterate, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So refreshing when you just ignore the mentally ill
Goodbye Stuj - I hope you get the help you need soon ;) /ignore
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 3:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wondered where they get the guns from,
I just assumed they were replica's or airsoft variants or some such.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought airsoft weapons were banned a few years ago.
For a short while I was thinking of getting an imitation FAMAS for my wall.*

*I think it looks good, and at the time it was all I'd use in CS.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno about aisoft, never done it.
But as far as replicas go I own 2 M2019 Blasters, A Lawgiver Mk1, a Lawgiver Mk2 AND a USCM M41A1.
*Geeks it up a bit*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.
Most impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
impressive stuj has wasted his life. AND his wallet.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post MIn I did get the 2nd M2019 for free because OffWorld Manufactoring fucked up the packaging on the first one.
:D
EDIT: MIn should have been 'mind,'
I'm a spackhanded sausagefingers when I'm drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drunk five±
I'm only half paying attention myself. I just got round to watching A Touch of Cloth..
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been watching EVERY caracara thing on youtube that I can find.
:D
I fucking LOVE caracaras.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shush! The only good episode of Afro Samurai is on.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dude, all the cool kids are watching Girls Und Panzer these days.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do I look cool to you?
Seriously, check the QOTW. Mayhap you can come up with something involving actual wit.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hold on, are you WAAAAAAAH /talk and stuj IS MEANing me?
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Step away from the keyboard
(and have another drink.)
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You ARE "stuj IS MEAN!"ing me.
:(
sadtimes and TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY STUJ!
If baldmonkey were still here he'd never allow this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't calling you mean.
I could never hate someone who knows the difference between a mk1 and mk2 Lawgiver.

How about a hug and a grope make-up?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK. But this time I get to be the genestealer.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tom has a huge collection of guns.
They are either professional props or genuine guns that have been decommissioned. Obviously the gunfire is a special effect laid on top. He has a license for all of them as he is an independent film company. Also, the guy that's shot up like Robocop has a large collection of prop guns too so many of them were his.

What was the more expensive part was the transportation, location, special effects, sound design - heck, even hiring a pug for a day cost a pretty penny.

Very confused why this spawned a BBC3 tangent from Mokum as this is a YouTube video and not a pitch for a BBC3 tv show. I mean, I dare say this was done for "fun" but apparently comedy is v. srs biznizz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post but what about the catering?
tell us about the bloody catering
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barrett 0.5" nice.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 'Light .50'
... hell of a gun. Pow!
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post this was rather well done
and rather entertaining.
rather!
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was really funny and generally terrific.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:12, , Reply)