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This is a link post The queue to the Regent Street Apple store for the iPhone 6
Fucking hell...haven't these people heard of buying shit online?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post But no one can see how cool and with it you are if you do that.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You cannot be serious!!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone please explain...
I just don't understand. It's a phone with a camera and you can play games and do facebook, yes? It will be replaced by an IPhone 7 in 9 months, yes? Does it really give the owner that much kudos to say that they, and 1,000,000 other people have this gadget?

I am beginning to get to the age where I fear I might say, "I weep for the future".

Someone who is 19 please enlighten me.
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post iWeep
for the future
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly how I feel. I find myself saying that more and more
This was brought to my attention today and I am weeping as I type

www.doublerobotics.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember Sheldon Cooper doing this in The Big Bang Theory
It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post more off a dribble I would say.but please feel free to get a prostate exam just to confirm and let us know the results.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just asked for a 19 year olds opinion and this it copied and pasted
'Shut the whole in you're face, your the looser'
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then queue's getting a bit longer.


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 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey,fray shouldnt that say rub for bigger or rub to enlarge

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, possibly.
We could also have little fronds of the queue stretching into Mayfair and Soho to satisfy the 3PpB rule too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was more shocked anyone part of that mockery of several thousand years of civilisation
wasn't embarrassed and appalled to be filmed
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Smashes up office*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spazzy's having a lolly morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do they poo?

(chompedhomas, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post with an iPoo of course!

(DestructoLettuce, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your thinking
Can't say it was the first thing that came into my head.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine neither.
*shits pants*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-shit-your-pants
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do it into their hands and then fling it at each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ichimp

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing film of the huge queues for bread as the Soviet Union was falling apart, and feeling sad.
Great to see how much the world has improved now that Capitalism has won.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:04, , Reply)
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Er, there were huge queues long before it started falling apart, communism failed for a reason.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post why would any one que just to watch a shit sitcom abojt scousers nicking stuff and other comedy shenanigans

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry. You are right! I should have given a full history of the USSR.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
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You were clearly implying the queues were a result of the collapse of communism and that capitalism revels in creating queues. Such intellectual dishonesty can not go unchallenged. You are Ken Livingstone AICMFP.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Smokes expensive Havana cigar*

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*interferes with newt*
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not my newt!

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *alerts yewtree*

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was mainly because of those huge queues communism fell apart
except they were for essentials like food and clothes

The irony isn't lost though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
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What irony? Queueing for an essential dietary staple cannot be compared to queuing for a luxury that is literally not needed at all as all those cunts already have a phone. There is a world of difference between HAVING to queue to obtain basic sustenance and CHOOSING to queue because you're a sad twat.

Sent from my iPhone 7.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh there is something ironic in a queue like that
for an utterly meaningless upgrade to some electric object probably in all their pockets, simply because this is the clone and sheep affluence has made of them; selling the need to stand about waiting to part with their money for something none of them needs, as opposed to what happened the other side of the iron curtain in the eighties for stuff you actually needed to survive
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:43, , Reply)
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I could understand a long queue to buy tickets to see a band, you can connect emotionally with music, or maybe to meet a movie star, even though I couldn't relate to that, and maybe even for a computer game if I really ramp up the empathy (and I don't really play computer games). But for a phone? The functionality of which is improved only marginally or barely perceptibly? Facebook won't be better on it, nor Angry Birds. It's a bizarre fetishisation that will forever remain beyond my ken. Like those vigils for Jobs when his untreated cancer did for him, it's a cult I tell you.

Sent from my Nokia 3210.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the irony is that both Communism and Capitalism ended up with huge queues
Question; If something ironic implies irony, does something moronic imply...morony? If so I'll be using that word a lot more in the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cattle

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post is there any chance that the shop will run out of stock?
Isn't that the point of queueing for things?
It can't be to get it early, because by the time you've got through that queue the postie could have delivered it to your door.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done Apple
for managing to convince these sheep that they NEED the next iphone.
Next will be iOxygen....
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post guy at 140 has no legal jurisdiction to do that. just so you know

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck sake
I am taking heart though that every time there's a new iPhone there seems to be an increasing hostility to the people who rush out and buy one
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.....
it's the only way to be sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another thing to make me glad
That I'm me and not them.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:41, , Reply)