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This is a link post Falconry demonstration on Danish TV
First carefully select a suitable location for the flight
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they can see tiny creatures such as mice from the sky to hunt...
But not a massive lorry driving towards them?
 (Testricals Having a dump, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe never been by a road before?
I dunno. I'm sure they could have found a quieter spot though
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps eyesight adapted to spotting tiny prey animals is less well adapted to detecting bignormous trucks travelling at 90 kph?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post blammo
4eva in r wiperblades
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously suicide
He had been noncing its dirtslot.
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a logical choice for it
why go so far you can't also pat your car?
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post no snuff

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this

(chompedhomas, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's just resting

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Danish is a little rusty but here goes.
"Oh no"
"Bugger it"
"What will be, will be"
"I am going to take it home and let my boys eat it"
"Good idea. Let's get out of here"
"There are no words"
"And on that bombshell..."

This is basically an unofficial Danish version of Top Gear. On the full version of the clip, it is revealed that the truck is being driven by the James May character.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 eva in ar Hertz rental truck

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post All that field
behind them...
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be the only person who doesn't find this even slightly funny.
Where can I click "I don't like this at all" ?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely agreed.
It's sad that death is fodder for a cheap laugh.

But on the other hand, fuck it - it's only a bird.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor thing
Stupid birds though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a very similar video
where a motorbike is fitted out with LIDAR and the helmet tells the driver where a car is, to prevent getting run over. The motorcyclist pulls out and is immediately hit by a car.
I suspect this and that video are both from a very dark Danish version of The Fast Show.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do a link

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was on...
facebook *bursts into tears*
EDIT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv4oLzN9Tns
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's german

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post And an advert.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess my long term language memory is shite
I actually thought it was Dutch, but my point is really, these two clips could quite happily slip into a Blue Jam / Eurotrash type show. I am going to pitch this idea to the European BBC whatever that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, fake as shit
There's a transition at 1:16 (keep an eye on the white road marking at the bottom left and you'll see it jump slightly)
 (mingeswingers, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell that without looking at the pixels
Closing with a road safety message somewhat gives it away as fakety-fake-fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Falcon shoulda had a tighter fulcrum.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post How ironic!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 7:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
I Like Trucking t=20s
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dicks

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:33, , Reply)