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This is a link post Tourettes Dice, Because random swearing is funny. NSFW I made this!

Roll 2, Roll 3

I've been having fun with my layzor and thought I should show all the lovely people at B3ta* just how much I love them.

Roll these puppies on your favorite flat surface** anytime you feel the need to express yourself through the medium of profanity.
A perfect gift for your grandmother and your aunty Bessie.

There's been some interest from various people regarding swapping hard earned cash for their own set of dice. Part of the reason I'm posting this is to gauge whether there's serious enough demand to make it worth getting off my arse and putting a project onto one of the UK crowdfunding sites.

*Also the slags, arseholes, cunt puffins, and garden variety mong lickers that lurk in the darkened corners of the boards
**Insert generic 'your mum' joke here
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
and click
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Excellent
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I need a set of them
for the office :D
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur
I do actually *need* this. I'm such an incompetent spunk lobster when it comes to stringing a decent swear together, it's untrue.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Could also be Band Name Generator Dice

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Anal Rocket.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps not

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't an offer, i'm stood behind you.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You call that a rocket?
*unzips*

That's a rocket

Afternoon Mr Bread
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You keep lettuce in your pants?
more of a radish man myself.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *chucks in cucumber*
You prepare the salad and i'll sort out some relish, i'll be back in five.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *frantically tosses salad*

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You're doing it wrong...

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly sure that
I'm not.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, this is the very last time you're coming to one of our picnics.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Townsy! You good?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Very well ta - long weekend starts in 25 minutes \o/
You barred from the library yet?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm allowed in my local one as long as i'm accompanied by an adult, it's not the same though :-(

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there biscuit?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post She is the politest turettes sufferer I've heard of.
Happy Birthday! Biscuit!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *click* those are excellent!
I would most definitely buy a set! i really could have used them just now here at work!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would pay queenies for these
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you custom make if I sent you 18 words?

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Can do.
Doesn't have to be 18 words.
Any multiple of six will do the job.

Caveats!
1) Long words mean a smaller font, which may be unreadable
2) I'll want payin'
3) The spanish inquisiton

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Approx cost for a totally personal set of dice,
15 or so for setup time for your personal dice (once only ever)
5 for an (approx) hour of laser time (three runs)
1 for raw materials (per set of three dice)

I can make half a dozen identical dice in a single run so
if you wanted six sets of identical dice, three in each set

15+5+6=26

If you wanted 12 sets of identical dice, 15+10+12=37
etc...
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ffs I spend more on here than I do on feckin' ebay
And would certainly buy a set of these if available
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I like those!
P.S Can you LAZOR symbols instead of words?
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
Though oddly enough colour isn't an option and even greyscales are pretty iffy.
Black and white is the best plan.

Stuck some rough costs up above.

Any wooden/plastic/anodised aluminium items can be zapped and have pretty patterns put on.

Wood and plastic I can also cut shapes out of, but I don't yet have a machine that will cut through four inches of armour plate steel, or indeed any metals whatsoever.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mr DukeEuphoria, I too would be really interested in getting some of these dice, possibly even custom jobbys. They look great.
I've actually been experimenting taking molds of blank six sided dice and knocking out my own replicas from resin plastic for my own use of course! Could you custom engrave these?
Its Polycraft SG2000 or Polytek Easyflo 60 resin, the SG2000 preferred, both are hard as nails, estimated harder than a lot of traditional use plastics.
What would a laser engraving look like in this plastic do you know?
Cheers muchly.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Would look just fine
Polyurethane works well in the laser.
Though if it's been filled with a sintered metal powder or talc based filler the results might be pretty iffy.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely Dice For Gran
On my crimble list, depending on you now, no pressure.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice idea
However it might be an better idea to have a larger selection of die with more and more unique words. Rolling two in your hands before casting over the table?

Not me. I would do a whole fuckin' SIX of them.

You could probably make them more presentable if you made a plush pink ballbag to keep them in.

Oh, and fuck pine. Get in touch with some reasonable woodshops and make them from hardwoods like maple or boxwood. They look awesome as dice. If you have experience in cutting synthetics, kitchen top fitters often have large amounts of Corian available as offcuts. Cheap as fuck for somebody who has the ability to monetise shit.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I just realised
I sounded quite blick there.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd buy them
Excellent idea.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Tourette is not coprolalia
Please don't use the word "Tourette" when you actually mean coprolalia.
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I would buy.
Original config please.

Same as in pics!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post These are AWESOME!
I know I am probably asking for the moon on a stick here but would it be possible to do these on aluminium cubes with rounded corners?
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas, no.
Not with the Kit I have available at least.

for people with the right toys it'd be pretty easy.
The right toys in this case being a full six axis variable grip mill
or high temperature injection molding rig.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Followup: I opened an online store to make it easy to buy these...
boxofdelights.storenvy.com/
Takeaway and Pizza dice are already in the pipleine.

New things being added as I think of them.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)