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This is a link post match.com - Meet Jeff I made this!
Those match.com adverts suck — they don't portray online "dating" like they should — so we've taken matters into our own hands and made our own. Starring Jon Blyth (or Log… Or Jeff).
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
love it!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
*clicks*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny, yet a little bit scary too...

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you meet someone like you on match.com?
cricks
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Also see…
Super-rare demo version of Adele's "Someone Like You": cribble.net/upload/DefinitelyAdele-SomeoneLikeYou.mp3 (might want to skip it in to about 0:50 there… Just realised it has a massive, prog intro)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Filed under:
Things to put on people's iTunes when they're not looking
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fnarr!
Lully
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yay log

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post My day has peaked before lunchtime!
Excellent!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
*click*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDTCYnMEBr4
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft!
"Carry on Retardless".
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good god.
That was ACE.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER AN INTEREST
LOG I LOVE YOU
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sweet Lord, Log
Is this what editing Tales of the Smear did to you??
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post HURRAH FOR THIS
*windmills round the Log shrine*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
When are you releasing more episodes of your gaming show? I'll give you a reach around if you get on with it.

EDIT: wait a minute, you're not actually this same guy, are you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=drX0oICJ16Q&list=ELHJ5dOJzR6Pk&index=9

Sorry. Carry on.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was a let-down.
Anyone know where I can order a box of Swan Vestas?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Match.
There's something about their tube ads that really gets to me. For those who don't know, they're cloyingly soppy idealisations of things marketing men thought might sound romantic like, "I texted my friend the day before and he told me to wear any shirt but the pink one" or "I shaved three days before the date so I'd have the perfect amount of stubble."

They annoy me. Every time I look at one I want to replace it with something even remotely plausible, like say "I hid in the bathroom 15 minutes before she came round and had a quick one off the wrist so I wouldn't appear too desperate."

I thought I was alone in this until I one night I saw someone had taken a Sharpie to the one that says "I listened to her favourite album the night before our date to see why she liked it so much" and amended it so the LP was labelled Bros. It's the first time an online dating advert has made me think that somewhere, out there, is a kindred spirit.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post On vinyl!
He listened to her favourite album *on vinyl*.

That's super creepy.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:55, Reply)
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"I snuck into her flat and stole some of her underwear so I could wear them on our first date."
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)
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haha, brilliant Log
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)
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I'm in the USA so I never saw the original ads, but that's brilliant regardless.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post chuffing ace
btw, match caps the display of the count of the number of profiles you have rejected
on accounts of them being mingers or whatever, to 10,000. FACT.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 3:55, Reply)