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This is a link post Cyclist approached by family of skunks

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post CUTE.
Love the way they just bounded off again.
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post weird
I guess when humans know if you startle them it has consequences, they've got used to us being really polite.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What surprised me was the sound they made. I usually can't hear them over my screaming.
Or maybe that was the sound of the cyclist sniveling.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only saw one once.
On hols when I lived in Murca but it was ways off. I sort of want to know how bad the smell actually is.
My response is conditioned by Pepe LePew rather than experience
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you've lived anywhere near a rural area, you've likely smelled them after they've been hit.
Bad idea to accidentally run over skunk road kill because you become the peeyew mobile for real.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah
https://www.quora.com/How-bad-does-a-skunks-spray-really-smell
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they're nasty. I was driving to another state and swerved to miss skunk road kill and still got a bit.
The guy I was driving with was unreasonably angry at me for having hit it, certain that I'd done it to aggravate him. He was an idiot.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spent some time working in the US when fresh out of Uni
We used to go out for lunch to a diner on the other side of the airport, which involved driving a rural road around the perimeter.

One summer day we drove that way to discover a fresh skunk roadkill in the middle of the yellow lines. It which was the single most vile thing I've ever smelled. We avoided that road for a couple of weeks to let the crows do their job, but found that even they wouldn't go near. The corpse was untouched, and remained there for at least a month.

My only encounter with a live wild skunk was many years later when one ambled out of the bushes next to me in a car park in Toronto. I ran like fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post One whiff of those trainers was enough to send 'em on their way.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It's alright lads, he's one of us..."

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post skunks at large
I had the same thing happen to me. was working in a fish restaurant and my sneakers were covered with breeding. It was a long walk home at dusk, long lonely wooded road, and suddenly saw this guy about 50 yard away. I shouted "Hey"! a few times, which he would pause at, then kept waddling toward me. Finally got exactly across the road from me and came over and started to scrape the stuff of my sneakers and munch on in. Needless to say, I was no longer yelling anything at this point, just standing shock still pooping in my pants. A car came by about 2 minutes later which spooked him and he ran off into the woods. I was contemplating spending the rest of that summer smelling like our dog had gotten bombed but they are remarkably both bold, but un-aggressive. That must have been 40 years ago but will stay with me forever.
 (water00boy, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post -------> QOTW
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
had the same thing happen to me. was working in a fish restaurant and my sneakers were covered with breeding. It was a long walk home at dusk, long lonely wooded road, and suddenly

. I shouted "Hey"! a few times, which he would pause at, then kept waddling toward me. Finally got exactly across the road from me

over and started to scrape the stuff of my sneakers and munch on in. Needless to say, I was no longer yelling anything at this point, just standing shock still pooping

like

had gotten bombed but they are remarkably both bold, but un-aggressive. That must have been 40 years ago but will stay with me
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
Oh wow, this may have solve a mystery. The barking bush. There was one, I swear. Hearing that has prompted my memory. Plus I just discovered I have skunks. I love skunks. In fact I am nursing a sprained ankle from chasing one the other day. Not aggressively, but...fuck. who cares.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is an excellent link.
I would've spoken to them though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talk to the animals?
Now you sound like Dr Dolittle Owen Smith
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 4:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post There would be no negotiations, I would just be issuing orders.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don't like party de-scenters.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could have gone two ways...

(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 13:16, , Reply)