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This is a link post Keeper
(or how I met your mother)
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless of the possibilities, that is quite a remarkable ability.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not entirely remarkable
given that she didn't actually swallow any of it.
 (m.auron, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post lick lips to create air tight seal,
puncture with tongue piercing on entry,
fill lungs,
exhale through nose,
pop what's left?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post usually done with
a balloon that's been pre-pierced near the neck. The only tricky bit is inflation, you need to hold a finger over the hole (but it's dead easy to find it "by feel" as you inflate)
 (m.auron, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post She didn't pierce it at the neck
She fed it in knot first, and the way it balls up in the mouth would mean a hole in the neck wouldn't work. She's gone for the easy option and pierced the other end.

Minus s billion points for using a pump like some kind of wuss. If you can't blow it up with your mouth, gtfo
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoil
Sport
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one
was harder to masturbate to.
 (themarginwalker, Fri 1 May 2015, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why am I looking
at a video of your mum?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow! i've finally found my girlfriend!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet if you lifted her skirt you'd see it poking out of her arse

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wishful thinking {:-p

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could see her skirt lifting
As it came out the other end!

Is she on Amazon? Or am I thinking of Russian bride balloon birds?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post english bird
an english woman can do that and throw in 10 pints, 18 jaeger bombs, a kebab and chips, But the follow through is awful
 (BRICKBAT, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was very interested...
...until she stuck the pin in it!
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was my favourite bit

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every single male here, myself included...
...would be a major, major disappointment to this lady.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speak for yourself, mine is the shape of a balloon giraffe.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post QHUAYOOO....QHUAYOOO....QHUAYOOO....
QHUAYOOO....QHUAYOOO....QHUAYOOO....
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 1 May 2015, 5:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU ARE HIRED!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Sat 2 May 2015, 2:58, , Reply)