South Park (sorf of)
Story:
When Edgar Bronfman Jr gained ownership of Universal Studios he got into some odd marketing campaign practices.

One of which is this rare, employee orientation video, that enlightened people about how things were going to change under new management.

It was comissioned to be written and directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and it was, and Jr. didn't like it, so they scrapped it. Video includes appearances by Steven Spielberg, Demi Moore, Tracy Lords, James Cameron, Michael J. Fox, and Sylvester Stallone.

PS. While I'm here, can I plug my latest gif? Made following the coffin conversation here.
(thiswasmyclone, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 20:36, Reply)

oh my, that's fab
Where's my Seagram wine cooler?

edit: I see the Zoo wiki thread has been removed. The page was reverted and locked anyway.
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, Reply)

excellent find
fab stuff!
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:52, Reply)

Speilberg on the 'Jaws' ride.
genius.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:59, Reply)

This is excellent.
I like this muchly.
( FoldsFive could be so good for you, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:16, Reply)

Excellent
And Stallone steals it at the end - I recommend searching out his extensive Q&A on Aint It Cool News, which he did last month.

Ariiiite Rock-O!
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:24, Reply)

"and now
for a porcelain dear!"

the narrator sounds like a canadian from South Park...
( Raudulfr, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:25, Reply)

...It's Trey Parker.

(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:31, Reply)

That
is a genius find.
(Mikey_C is on the internet. mikeynet.co.uk, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:32, Reply)

Hahaha

( DogHorse vs. Tin Pest, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 10:14, Reply)

Genius!
Demi Moore still can't act though.
(Cap'n http://www.youtube.com/whycantihavespaces, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 13:31, Reply)

This
is one of the best videos I have seen on links evar
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 21:53, Reply)

This
Should be in the newsletter every week.

It's that good.
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 1 Mar 2007, 18:45, Reply)

Hahaha! Awesome.

( Kamikaze Stoat, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 13:27, Reply)

Oh my. GLORIOUS!

( collapsibletank ...is in, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 14:01, Reply)

Is That
Michael J Fox saying: "So what does it mean, Artist Friendly?" Certainly sounds like him.
(tangentboy strikes again, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 14:04, Reply)

Fantastic indeed!
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 14:33, Reply)

I love ucs
Yes it is

I am sure I have been to Mel's diner before

Are they saying Sucks or ucks
(AngelsWithDirtyFaces, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 20:52, Reply)

That is fantastic
Why oh why did they not go with that? I really want to work for universal now
(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 19:07, Reply)

wow
wow wow wow wow. that was just...

fucking brilliant
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 20:40, Reply)

Wow
that was freaking brilliant.

"It's UCS for me!"
(PsalmBlaster, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 16:55, Reply)

No idea how genuine the backstory is
but that video's fucking genius!
( Ijon Tichy, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 17:37, Reply)

greatness!
Why oh why wasnt this liked! should show it on in-flight planes to america! genius
( enigmatic_squid is hoping that karma is finally happening, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 18:29, Reply)