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This is a link post Swedish woman charged with sex with skeleton*
Errmmm, o...k...


*May or may not be Skeltonator

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that's an odd one

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I could think of was the line from that 90s song by Deadeye Dick: "She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whole new meaning to a "boner"

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebodies been taking her Evil Lyn cosplay seriously
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=EOW0NoDy-uE
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we've established that she doesn't let her meatloaf.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not very Humerus

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post She spent more time sucking on the coccyx

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "dem bones, dem bones, dem damp bones"

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was there supposed tibia pun in there?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh!!!

people might get jealous!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The photo makes it looks like she's whacking your head.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Repeatedly.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is certainly how I've always pictured Skeltonator.
Though maybe with a butter knife than a sword. And a crumpet instead of a skull.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post get me out of your wank bank!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmmmm, crumpets....

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post talk about skeletons in the closet... o_0

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the fridge, and the bed, and rubbing between her large, heaving, bosoms... errrm, sorry.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post errm yeah,
i think you are thinking about that article a bit too much coxxy.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shush you!
coxxy please continue...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not until Miss F apologizes...

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK ok boys,
i apologize for interrupting your skeletal fantasy there...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou...
Coxxy...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyway, where was I?
The shin bones connected to the... kneebone
The knee bone's connected to the ... thigh bone
The thigh bone's connected to the ... big bone
The big bone's connected to your.... jaw bone
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post did she assemble it herself from flatpack?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post So is the skeleton from one person or assembled from several people?*
Wonder if she knew them pre-skeleton sex toy status.


*may or may not have read article thoroughly enough through giggling and general wtf
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! Sounds like quite the fantasy you're entering in here!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know me too well


Did no one else seriously not wonder if the skeleton came from multiple people or not? The article did say she has sold skulls before so it makes one wonder where she is getting all those body parts.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not judging your life style
You can assemble your love toys any way you want!

But, seriously, it showed one assembled skeltonator. They likely found parts from many different ones.

On a side note, underneath Paris, there are miles and miles of skulls and bones in the Catacombes.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So thats where Dawn has been hiding them!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post And he'll charge you 50f for a tour. Bastard.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! the jokes on him! you can't even spend francs any more.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post pow! right in the kisser!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were Jimmy Savile's bones
and it was his final wish.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He wanted his remains put in the bottom of the ball pit
at Panda's Palace.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:12, , Reply)