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This is a link post Red Alert
Just found the old classic Red Alert, for you C&C fans.

It's available for Windows/Mac/Linuxes and it seems to work quite well. There's also some multiplayer servers under the games link.

Right, I'm off to blow up some Soviets.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent linkage!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're whalecum

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Booarking for later thanks

Lived that game. It's all about being the Soviets though. Frying Allies with a buttload of Tesla coils :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying Booarking or Boo arking?
I was saying Booarking
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sounds like the sort of thing you might say whilst speaking to God on the great white phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The keyboard on my phone hates me.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all hate you as well
...not really tho
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boo urns

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the Tesla tanks that are a total bitch

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D Ta Comrade.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post nyet problemski, stujov

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.openra.net/about/

it's more than red alert. Shame it depends on mono.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post TopLinkage.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 19 Mar 2017, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bastard
I just got over my dungeon keeper addiction
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Sun 19 Mar 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post oops.

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 19 Mar 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just heard this remix of the theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliC9OPuWWY
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 19 Mar 2017, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a link post TRUDY WALKER PLUSH DOLL KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN I made this!
Would you like to own a Trudy Walker plush doll ?

If so, please support my kickstarter campaign to bring her to cuddly life !



If you'd like to own/see her out there for real, please like and share.
The more shares and likes, the higher potential there is of getting her in our collective hands.

Koit
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meet Trudy Walker. The crazy young girl obsessed with poo.
Are you sure it's Trudy that's obsessed?
Best of luck with it though - if I fund it can you promise my name will never appear in connection with it?!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
Thanks matey :)
Yeah it's me ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a link post May Nothing But Happiness Come Through Your Door
x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 5:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this one
Just so happens that i was listening to this last night
 (Sherbs, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-NmuFeMPls
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKYxUntgEY
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 3:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Target lost. Are you still there?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a link post a little bit of Alice
can anybody understand what he says right at the end? 3.37m
I've slowed it down, still can't get it...
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 2:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D Fuck me. I've only met ONE other cunt EVER that liked Lace And Whiskey.
*Clickies*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also Video Blocked.
So have MR FUCKING WALKEN DAncing to it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkwENd1-s4
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cos it's blocked and I've only got that on LP and I'm a long way from my parents' place where my vynils are, sorry. Can't help.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 3:04, , Reply)
This is a link post *throws money away from screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spare me actually sitting through that.
1 Does it have Nazis (Preferably Moon Nazis or Hollow-Earth Reptoid Nazis)?
2 Does it have (^(^;;^)^) ?
Because the first ten seconds didn't tell me. So I'm gonna put on SLAYER: ANGEL OF DEATH again instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 3:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god. I can't wait for this!
Two things spring to mind. Shooting all at night- a great way to double the difficulty and expense of your movie. And a documentary - show everyone what a incompetent maniac you are. Should be good.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a link post IRON CLAW - (70-74)
If you like old Black Sabbath, you might like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Mar 2017, 1:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Every day's a school day.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope JollyJack is ok?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Mar 2017, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another moggy attack?

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 2:52, , Reply)
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WTF is that congealing in the glass in the preview pic?
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Furry spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Agnes Obes doing "Familiar" live
She good. She very good.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like some of the music from the Silent Hill 'Sounds' box set.
Not bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Silent Hill 2 was
a great place to be depressed in.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Mar 2017, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVED the mental bitch in SH2.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Mar 2017, 2:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Obel
And she's a shit Enya ... who was shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enya makes me want to punch myself.
Obélix is just a good tune.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post I don't know, my son made me watch it.
Middle aged woman using cringe worthy terms apparently.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nuke them from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell if they're in on the joke.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post she is not that old

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a link post GC be damned#2 - Bono is a cunt
Henry Rollins spells it out in Dublin
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Henry Rollins
You're hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post See, I like Henry Rollins. I really do.
But if he thinks that racism and rape 'keep life from being 100% fun' Well, his mouth is full of wrong. Things like that are what MAKE life 100% fun.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only in combination.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't stand either of them
Bono - a self serving, opinionated cunt.
Rollins - a little man, with little ideas, fed by hate.

Both have made a living from whinging and complaining.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post And for you its a pure hobby?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Captain Moonlight - Bono is a cunt NSFW
1. GC be damned
(b) Happy Paddy's day
(iii) NSFW unless you are wearing headphones - then you're golden
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a link post What happens when the Queen dies.
Interesting read from the Grauniad about the detailed planning already in place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hum?
youtube.com/watch?v=z24meZFq9t8
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody foreigner!
Regardless how you regard her or her 'job', that's still someone's grandmother, you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but one of 'em's a Ginge.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stiff upper lip and all that!
And when I die, I want a big fucking party as they shove my casquet into the fire.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that
I still recall how fucking weird this country when when that blonde one carked it. I'll be avoiding the media and going for long walks for days. Hope she falls off the twig in the summer
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jane Goody wasn't blonde, was she?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe she gave up on hair before she died.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And then a million mobile phones capture the moment when a pallbearer slips and the royal coffin tumbles, spilling the corpse of the dead queen onto the ground. In the confusion one man accidentally steps on her head and crushes it like an easter egg, and those close by vomit uncontrollably over her ruined remains. A passing corgi starts gnawing at her leg.

Later that day, Nigel Farage is crowned the new King of England, and the whole nation shits in its own trousers for the rest of recorded history.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
this gives an uncomfortable insight in how your creative process works.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched Doctor Strange
Did you get a cheque for that? Or do ads and studios screw you with impunity?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post mostly the latter

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Can you put those images to music please?
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Q: Why do the Irish dance like that?
A: Because they've had their arms decommissioned.

Ay theng yo.
 (SonofRojBlake, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prior to the good friday agreement ...
... the RA were said to be pursuing the 'river-dance' strategy

It's ok to have arms, you're just not allowed to use them
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huh?
You just retold the previous joke, by removing all humour from it, and frankly, now you look like an idiot. Are you an American? They have a tendency to state the obvious "See honey, it's funny because the Irish have no arms, and they dance without using their arms. Isn't that funny." Go and write a thousand times "I will be more original", and think about what you've done. Ruining a perfectly executed and delivered bit o comedy like that. Shame on you.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
I thought I was just relating a similar joke but from the time between them stopping blowing shit up and actually decommissioning but I stand corrected.

I'll try harder in future.
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't. I only got it after your post.
*shames*
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's sooo gay

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ....and you have worms

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure that's
behaviour of worms is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you are a fucking ugly canine

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post and you have a desk chair in your garden

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might be a redneck.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That dog reminds me of the woman from Die Antwood

(Sherbs, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This just in: Dad Dances Like Dad
Full story at 11.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a petty little child.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post They both look very unconfortable

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leader of the free world
and Donald Trump
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't recall the last time I saw him without the "trademark" red tie

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:43, , Reply)

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