"Youth is wasted on the young"
It took me a long time to realise that girls were just as interested in boys as boys were in them.

As a result, I'd say much of my late teens and early 20s.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:55, 7 replies)

Hang on, is this you admitting to being a nonce here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:02, closed)

This isn't Share Time?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:08, closed)

I never understood what is meant by this.
Some females are always as interested in some males as the males in question are in them. If you're not one of those males, or you don't know any of those females then it doesn't follow.
So if you're an undesirable male who doesn't like ugly, stupid pox-ridden females you're not going to be very lucky.
Surely the above is obvious even to the most sexually-repressed teen? I know I was fully aware of why I wasn't getting any.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:47, closed)

My crippling asperger's prevents me from detecting when women are interested,
just as well I'm physically hideous too so chances are they're not.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:18, closed)

Well...
I'm still wasting my early 20s then by that rule :(
(Panzerfaust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 1:14, closed)

From Little Miss Sunshine
Grandpa: Are you gettin' any?

Richard: Dad!

Grandpa: You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?

Richard: Come on, please.

Grandpa: [Dwayne shakes his head] No? Jesus. You're what? Fifteen? My God, man!

Richard: Dad!

Grandpa: You should be gettin' that young stuff.

Richard: Dad!

Grandpa: That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world.

Richard: Hey! Hey! Dad! That's enough! Stop it!

Grandpa: Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard! See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man! You're talkin' about three to five.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:40, closed)

Isn't that film about paedophilia?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:45, closed)