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(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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best of all the chat up lines

"Hello love - fancy a quick rape?"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:22, 2 replies)
If she says no
you know you're on to a winner.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, closed)
"Don't say yes, love, it takes all the fun out of it."

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:29, closed)
So, are you saying
you want me to rape you?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:39, closed)
It sounds like you're quite well-versed in this.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:48, closed)
I just thought maybe you were a kindred spirit.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:50, closed)
Racist.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:06, closed)
Ra-PIST.
You're racist against rapists. Especially the gay ones.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:08, closed)
Don't you oppress me.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:26, closed)
If she simply tells you to 'calm down, dear'
you know you're onto a Winner.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:01, closed)
"Hello love - fancy a quick rape?"
Hmm, did I used to be married to you?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:09, closed)
Mum?

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:12, closed)
I told you that was just a fling.
Don't be so legally clingy.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:48, closed)
No apology
So you're making jokes about rape? And you think this is funny because??????? All I can do is wish you well and hope you never have to deal with any people who've suffered from this hideous crime, if you ever do I hope your own words don't come back to bite you.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:42, closed)
Stressed?
Angry?
Sounds like you need some rape!


(Now in red!)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, closed)
serious business here folks

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, closed)
I like breasts

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:36, closed)
oh wow me too

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, closed)
you are on the wrong fucking website bub

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:25, closed)
I don't know what you're worried about
no one rapes gingers.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, closed)
Gingers do rape though.
That's how we get moah gingers.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)
^
that genuinely made me laugh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)
on the other hand
he is in the army. It was probably an initiation
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)
To be fair, rape is pretty funny

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)
Especially when you're raping
a clown. It's hilarious.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:37, closed)
What about when the clown rapes you?
That big bulbous nose going at you would really put you off your screaming
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:38, closed)
the shoes would be in the way too
assuming they had bent you over of course. they'd be all under foot.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, closed)
Honk Honk!
*Cream pie*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, closed)
I love clownrape
best of all the rapeytimes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:38, closed)
I hope yours dont when all the fat arsed bearded feminists decide to stomp on your bollocks

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:37, closed)
Rape is never funny but......
Watching someone on a SICK JOKE WEBSITE complain about sick jokes about rape is.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:43, closed)
Who told you I've never had to deal with anyone who's been raped?
Also, wind your neck in you self-righteous mong - this is B3ta, not right-on whining students for poetry.com
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:03, closed)
Anyone else find this rant somewhat ironic
in light of the comment about fat arsed, bearded feminists in the original post?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:45, closed)
Pffft.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:07, closed)
No, she's got a point.
Rape isn't funny...not compared to murder anyhow.

I hope you never have to deal with any people who've suffered from being murdered.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:16, closed)
My first wife was murdered.
Well, I say murdered, I mean dispatched by God. By dispatched by God, I mean, got cancer. Same diff.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:33, closed)
Did you need a ladder to mount that high horse of yours?

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, closed)
I think your 'question mark' button needs a bit of the old 'WD40', Ginglord.
Seems to be sticking intermittently.

No wonder you're feeling a touch 'misserable'.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:57, closed)

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