I come here voluntarily, but like to whine about how it's all shit and the answers are shit and everyone's a bully and it's not as good as it used to be and it's been ruined by trolls and it's all so unfair
... in a manner that might make a credulous person think I was forced to come here against my will.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:31, 29 replies)

It isn't as good as it used to be. People don't post stories anymore because of the trolling.
But that was what made it what it was. The candle burned out long before the legend ever will.

I really need to get on with some work.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:37, closed)

work +anking
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:48, closed)

so why do you still bother with it?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:22, closed)

I guess the same reason you do.
I didn't say I don't like it, just that it used to be better.

Most of the entertainment came from the trolling of the crap/deluded stories, not the good ones. The nutters can't be lured into posting them anymore though.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:34, closed)

So ... you're basically coming here to whine that this place isn't as good as it was.
So the question remains - why do you bother?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:14, closed)

I come here for the pictures of Keith Chegwin's penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:38, closed)

too soon. 4 eva in r harts

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:49, closed)

cheers

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:26, closed)

But generally speaking
people aren't coming here. Just because a few of us carry on posting, doesn't mean you idiots haven't trashed the place.

Maybe that's what you wanted, but don't pretend you didn't do it, because you did. We already know there are far fewer posts here than there used to be, but we also have to consider half of those are just mindless drivel.

So, nobody is being forced to come here, you're right. Most now choose not to. Well done.
(username failed moderation, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:53, closed)

pipe down, noob
These "idiots" had been here for years before you'd even heard of the place. We get it ... you don't like the general tone and behaviour on b3ta. Tough shit. It's always been like this and it's not going to change because of pompous twits and whimpering mumsnet maryqueens.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:58, closed)

Well, it hasn't always been like that
but that was the whole point, which you seem to have missed.

Pompous - yes, I'll admit to that. Whimpering? If any of this bothered me I'd have stopped posting a year ago.

I just don't see how it's entertaining. I just come here for the entertainment, and there isn't any. that's all.
(username failed moderation, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:01, closed)

You could always, you know, just go somewhere else.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:08, closed)

Yes,
Finally, you have got the point.
(username failed moderation, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 15:00, closed)

And yet here you still are.
Whining.
Endlessly whining and WAAAH! /TALK ARE MEAN!ing.
Every post.
Every week.
Why?
It's not as if you ever even post an actual story, is it?
Just the whining.
The constant, endless whining.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:26, closed)

so fuck off then, noob

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:08, closed)

Ha.
I've been posting here longer than you have, fuckface.
(username failed moderation, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 14:59, closed)

that'd be clever since I've been here since before qftw was invented and posted in the very first week
and your noob account is barely three years old
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 15:47, closed)

I've been posting on B3ta
for more than 12 years.

This is my 'go fuck yourself' account.

So, go fuck yourself.
(username failed moderation, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:03, closed)

I have been on B3ta for well over 12 years and I really cannot remember anyone as boring, tedious, crybaby, wanna be sheriff
as you. Fucking n0b.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:43, closed)

oh shut up, you pointless shitehawk

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:08, closed)

Good work boys!
Keep the witty and charming comments flowing.

By the way shambo, how come you took me off ignore? Nobody else talking to you?
(username failed moderation, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:08, closed)

Wait, you're telling us that THIS is your 'comedy account'?
Wow.
Just, wow.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:27, closed)

It's qotw you simpering halfwit.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:56, closed)

HAHAHAHAH! CLASSIC WHINGING!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:23, closed)