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Woocfot asks: Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill. Yeah, that drunken conversation with my dad when he suggested I become a civil servant. Dammit, I could have been an astronaut

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32)
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Hard to say really. Just seems to be ongoing for me.
I thought I was my own boss.
I used to get a bit pissed off with hawkers and salesmen and do away wit them or see them off. [Inset "stay about from my bins" joke here].

I always fought with my brother - as you do. But I thought I was really clever by sleeping with his daughter - that'll show him who's the craftiest.
But then it turns out that she's as batshit crazy as he is - fucking mad bitch killed our children!

Then the guy who thinks he's the bossman decided he's gonna try and put me in line by getting one of his lackeys to lock me in the stores cupboard. I managed to talk the dumb cunt into locking himself in. Fuuuu!
Then of course all hell breaks loose cause the lackey isn't doing his job - you'd think the rest of the company would be happy about a bit of increased time off, but Noooo.

Eventually the boss (who really is a bit of an idiot) decided to try and bury me under a mountain of paperwork. So here I am day in and day out forever emptying my intray. Just to have it filled up again.
It's all downhill from there. Until you reach the bottom. Then it's back up again!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 2:14, 17 replies)
Star Wars!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:19, closed)
Guess again.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:33, closed)
Star wars?

(username failed moderation, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:47, closed)
Not close.
& no cigar.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:23, closed)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:01, closed)
Nope.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:22, closed)
oh man I love the lord of the rings

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:04, closed)
Nah-Ah.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:22, closed)
Sisyphus, innit?
AICMFP
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:30, closed)
Man you keep winning them!
Kick up the bum fer you when you head out the door.

May I say- it really was just a wiki entry away.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:59, closed)
The circus bear who lived in the swamp
and ran a ferry service with his dad?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:00, closed)
Sorry MM
might need to relinquish that sig.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:14, closed)
Bugger.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:18, closed)
Alien 2?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:43, closed)
Nah.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:59, closed)
Spaceship Troopers?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:51, closed)
Umm..
No.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:00, closed)

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