The whole YBA crew of gobshites but especially Tracey Emin
How the fuck could en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_I_Have_Ever_Slept_With_1963 be considered seminal art? Burnt in an insurance scam unfortunate warehouse fire, oh dear, it should have been chopped up into pieces and put to some good use, such as clothing some unfortunate homeless cripples. Yes indeed, an Art Tent Shorn Who're To Garb the Lame Lot.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:37, 40 replies)

Depends on how literally you define "seminal art".

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:50, closed)

Semenal

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:09, closed)

Beat me to it
you did
(squigbobble existed, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:55, closed)

*whoooosh*

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:11, closed)

That's the noise I made when I jizzed up her canvas flaps.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:27, closed)

Do your mates call you 'Gaviscon'?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:18, closed)

NO REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET PLEASE OR I'LL TELL POB HAREBONE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:39, closed)

Is this the sign of an impending nonce-punch from a sockpuppet-clad fist?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:51, closed)

+ f

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:33, closed)

I find that work to be totally amazing

I mean, somebody actually slept with Tracey Emin? Wow.

I can't even imagine being that drunk.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:15, closed)

she's has got massive tits
'just sayin
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:24, closed)

and if you google her you see loads of pictures of her lovely pussy

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:29, closed)

An ex of mine had her name inside the tent
the names were of anyone Emin had slept with in any sense and they'd shared a bed after a party once - it didn't necessarily imply that they'd had a sexual relationship.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:09, closed)

yeh her granny's name was on the list so unless they have a really weird family....
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:54, closed)

Not that weird. Her granny was foxy as fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:20, closed)

You're essentially admitting here that you've been trolled by Emin.
It's a homage to the important people in her life, it isn't a list of people she's fucked.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:17, closed)

Ah - the old "What is art?" debate.
Right up there with discussions on interest rates.

The art world is just a pretentious version of the Stock Exchange - irrelevant people swapping ridiculous amounts of money for unfathomable reasons using deliberately obfuscating language.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:28, closed)

you're obfuckskating

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:48, closed)

"All art is quite useless"

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:16, closed)

As somebody who actually saw that before it was burnt I think I'll just sneer at you as a reactionary pleb.
*sneers*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:49, closed)

*plebs*
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:01, closed)

*plops*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:03, closed)

I quite like some of the conceptual art
and I think some of it is shite

I like Van Gough but find Monet a bit dull. I think the Mona Lisa is one of the most boring paintings ever committed to wood.

Each to their own eh?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:18, closed)

I like how you've cleverly spelled van gogh wrong
and said 'the conceptual art' in an attempt to make yourself sound more ignorant.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:26, closed)

fuck off you terrible cunt

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:02, closed)

I like how you've cleverly prefixed a gendered slur
to make it sound like you're not completely misogynistic.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:23, closed)

Misogyny is a myth propagated by lesbians because nobody will put a cock in them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:40, closed)

I have

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:17, closed)

Me too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:29, closed)

Gay

(McChinaman banned, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:03, closed)

Lesbianism is a myth perpetrated by men who are too ugly or stupid to work out how to put their cock into a woman

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:32, closed)

I don't even own an cock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:07, closed)

the irony being you are a massive bellend
;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:29, closed)

30 St Mary Axe was built as a concrete and glass metaphor for my bellendness.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:50, closed)

Fragile and permanently flashing?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:13, closed)

I'm guessing that there's supposed to be a pun at the end of that,
but I'm screwed if I can work out what it is.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:11, closed)

Attention whore to grab the limelight.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:23, closed)

Oh, good grief.
I didn't think it was possible to stretch language that far. And I was correct.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:30, closed)

That wasn't created by
Tracey Emmin, it was created by Khyam, and had things stuck in it by Tracey Emmin.

Then someone set fire to it, which was no great loss.
(username failed moderation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:46, closed)

Michaelangelo's pieta wasn't created by him.
It was created by the recrystallization of sedimentary rock. He just knocked some bits off it. Then somebody shot it, which was no great loss.

Gosh. Turns out being a witless philistine is quite easy. Who'da thunk.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:55, closed)