When I was four a sixteen year old Kate Winslett
Used to baby sit me, I once got a little frisky and tried to touch her wimsy. She took it in good humour and said

"will you stop that Broken, I'm nearly old enough to be your mother"

to which i replied

"can i suck your tits then"
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:26, 8 replies)

I would love this to be true
I would still do Kate Winslet.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:00, closed)

I would so totally like to have a good meal at a fine restaurant with her, and engage in an in-depth conversation about the minutiae of acting
And then take her home in a cab, and do her both ways with her best girl friend.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:52, closed)

Become a film director Vag
This should raise your chances considerably. The only tenuous connection i have had with her, is the fact that she comes from my home town, so have been to a house party held by her sister at her family house, if I remember rightly you would like her sister too.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:27, closed)

Kate Winslet?
Who could blame you!
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:01, closed)

Teh Winslet
- fantastic norkage
- chilled out Leo DeCaprio on the set of Titanic by giving him a full-frontal foof flash to prepare him for their nude scene
- gets her kit off at seemingly every possible opportunity
- has an irresistible 'girl next door' sexiness
- is therefore almost certainly feelthy beyond belief in the sack
- I have to go lie down now.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:17, closed)

She doesn't read this, and she's not going to go out with you.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:08, closed)

Yes.
I know this. Nonetheless (and indeed nuntheless, having seen her dressed as a nun), I defend my internet right to salivate over her gorgeous curves and say how much I'd like to see her spreadeagled on my king-sized bed with my tongue spelling out what I dream of doing to her, while I'm actually doing it.

Or, to employ internet parlance, *fap*.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:16, closed)

I am consigned to the fact that this is true
Still....through her 2nd marrige now. Probably better to keep her in the wank bank.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:29, closed)

Haha!
I do hope this is true as it's brilliant!
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:24, closed)

I once kissed Katy Hill live on TV.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:44, closed)

probably while wishing
to fuck her dead body off of it.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:14, closed)

Badger - Before or after she got fat??????
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000045759.jpg&imgrefurl=http://picsicio.us/keyword/katy%2520hill%2520pics/&h=382&w=500&sz=54&tbnid=k627Y8zK1ysyLM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkaty%2Bhill&zoom=1&q=katy+hill&hl=en&usg=__DV0ZGHhwNNII9t36bEcCJisMFnA=&sa=X&ei=dInOTLe0O5WL4Qax29TcDA&ved=0CCEQ9QEwAw
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:35, closed)

You spelled 'Brand' incorrectly there.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:57, closed)

hehe!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:38, closed)

Am I the only person
who thinks Kate Winslet is a minger?
( FIEND, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47, closed)

Probably.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50, closed)

Definitely
FREAK
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:11, closed)

Absolutely.

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:00, closed)

Indeed

(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 1:30, closed)

chubby chaser at 4 eh

( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:51, closed)

All lies i'm afraid guys, not that you didn't work that out anyway
Didn't realise she was so popular! The maths would be weird too, I am the same age as her, so that would be weird. Just been waiting for an opportunity to crowbar the suck your tits gag into a QOTW.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, closed)