Poor Puss
I think I was about 13 or 14 and enjoying myself having just woken up one Saturday morning, as any young man is wont to do. At the time, my beloved first cat (who was actually older than me) was definitely in the last stages of her life. Loved that cat and still miss her, she was lovely. It was just a matter of time for her and we all knew it, she'd had a good life and was well loved, we were just letting her peacefully go when her time was up.

Unfortunately for me, it happened to be that same particular Saturday morning that I'd decided to 'tussle with the beast' - not that me doing this was an irregular occurrence I suppose I should add. So just as I was reaching a shattering climax I hear my mum wail from the next room 'Mr Lew, Puss has died!'

Yeah, definitely a few pangs of guilt over that one... Length? Around 10 years ago now I guess, so it's quite strange I'm feeling guilty even typing this and soiling her lovely name!
(Mr_Lew, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:36, 4 replies)

Every time you masturbate, God kills a cat?

( R.Soul hmmm, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:45, closed)

You wank over dead cats?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:30, closed)

literally or metaphorically?

(f_rev, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:24, closed)

Hahaha
No not quite!

But thanks everyone for making something which still makes me cringe all these years later, that much worse!! :P
(Mr_Lew, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:03, closed)