chopsticks
fuck off forks
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:15, 8 replies)

^ this
Although they should still be implemented as weapons in impromptu Chinese restaurants (and burning kebab skewers).
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:20, closed)

Oh wait i misread what you said.
My point still stands though.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:22, closed)

Chop sticks not forks.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:22, closed)

They're even worse than forks if you want to eat soup.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:44, closed)

Eating sweetcorn with chopsticks
Is a serious skill
(McChinaman banned, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:51, closed)

chopsticks?
Whats wrong with fingers?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:59, closed)

fingers? Fuck you, you ponce
As the youngest growing up on a farm with, at one count, two calves, a sheep, three dogs, two cats, a litter of kittens and a kestrel living in the kitchen, plus assorted humans, you learn pretty quickly that the only way to survive in these dark times for humanity is to lurch across the table with a broad sweep of the upper limbs and retreat, armed if possible, to a dark corner to lick your dinner off the inside of your forearm.

Fucking fingers. Don't know they're born, some people.
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 0:55, closed)

chopsticks for salad
no going back
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:09, closed)