I have a friend on the other side
We smile across the wire, but we never could decide on who was to be Abel and who was Cain - seven times sun, seven times rain.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:18, 19 replies)

emo

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:40, closed)

Like you'd understand.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:42, closed)

Just a phase.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:53, closed)

METAL TIL I DIE.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:59, closed)

M P
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:03, closed)

I do find metal - hard metal - inherently very funny.
"GRAARRGH! I AM POWERFUL! I AM VERY CROSS! I AM ANGRY ABOUT A PERCEIVED POLITICAL SITUATION! So I've written some lyrics about it because I'm very sensitive."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:05, closed)

Of course, you have to read the liner notes to find that out,
given that their 'singing' sounds like four minutes of a duck being electrocuted.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:06, closed)

And there's barely a tune you can whistle

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:11, closed)

Andrew Lloyd-Webber needs to write a musical about metal.
Featuring such timeless classics as "HAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!", "NYUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!" and the unforgettable "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:14, closed)

You say that - I went to a Dream Theatre gig a couple of weeks ago, which was - as usual, apparently - entirely seated.
My musician friend that I went with said it was technically absolutely superb. I enjoyed it, but it was all a bit "Innovative use of a 12-chord blues progression in G minor" rather than "TUUUUUNNNEEE!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:20, closed)

Hmm
I have to admit to being enough of a music theory wonk for that to sound like my idea of a good time. Give me a good development over a good tune any day. Bach was capable of taking the most uninspired, repetitive tune imaginable and weaving something spectacular out of it. Mozart could churn out whistleable tunes all day long but never did anything with them.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:30, closed)

I preferred their earlier stuff.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:40, closed)

You're so hipster,
you like the Original Model Army.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:43, closed)

And he wears oldbuck shoes.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:46, closed)

Actually I can see that flying.
Might have to get an Original Model Army t-shirt made up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:51, closed)

And The Original Kids Back From When This Wasn't A Block At All

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, closed)

And the dress so untidily.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:15, closed)

I was into grindcore until I read in a magazine that they go on about dead bodies and horrid things like that.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:20, closed)

And they seemed like such lovely lads.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:37, closed)