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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I blew the chance of protecting my daughter.
She fell pregnant at the age of 13, she claims she was pressured into sex but has fiercely protected the identity of the father.

The baby was born last month with beautiful blue hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:49, 15 replies)
terrible bullying of the comedy child rapist

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:53, closed)
I'll try harder next time.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:54, closed)
Oh that hexachordal/Tom Milsom

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:03, closed)
Tom Milson aka Hexachordal had sex with an underage girl?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:16, closed)
I don't think the Mods should allow us to associated the name Tom Milsom with accusations of underage sexual abuse
just because it's become clear that Tom Milsom had an abusive sexual relationship with an underage girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:34, closed)
Why couldn't he have waited till she was 16 before having an abusive sexual relationship with her,
like a normal healthy red-blooded male?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:49, closed)
Not only did Tom Milsom aka hexachordal have sex with an underage girl, it was non consensual sex that he forced her into.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:35, closed)
I think you got the last two words the wrong way around.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:05, closed)
reh otni?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:15, closed)
so is it true that Tom Milsom fingers kids?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:33, closed)
Tom Milsom puts the 'sensual' into 'non consensual sex with a 13 year old girl'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, closed)
Stealin dis for twitter upsetting purposes.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:42, closed)
Tom Milson puts the 'penis' into '13 year old girls'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:43, closed)
Am I the only person who finds the implications of Lamarckian heredity the most disturbing thing about this post?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:50, closed)
Oh, I just assumed he was out of Dragon Ball Zed or something

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:29, closed)

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