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(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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I was 14 and at my local park...
I had just managed to get my hands on Vodka for the first time. Me and a friend shared about half a litre between us, straight, in about 10 mins. The best bit was when we got up feeling fine but by the time we had walked to the other side of the park we were completely pissed.
The rest of the night is all a bit of a blur except the interesting walk home, about a mile away.
The way I remember it is like this:
Seeing two people dressed as stormtroopers.
Sitting on the floor with people shouting around me.
Looking into someones eyes with them saying "do you know who i am" over and over really quickly.
Finally i remember laughter and my frontdoor key being handed to me.
In the morning i was told that on our way home we staggered into the local hard nut twat and a friend of his who tried to mug us where i decided it would be a good idea to give them all i had, which was my door key. Luckily they
thought it was funny and i avoided a beating.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 11:59, Reply)

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