what's with all the liverpool hatred this week?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:16, 6 replies)

Common sense.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:08, closed)

self-pity city

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:28, closed)

It's a cunt-filled hellhole.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:42, closed)

nah
that's Birkenhead your thinking of.
(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:36, closed)

you'll never walk alone at night there

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:47, closed)

I found a dead scouser in a south coast town once
He was curled up under a hedge in the Winter Gardens, overdosed.

I went to get help, while my mate poked him with a stick to make sure he was really dead.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 1 May 2014, 0:17, closed)

How did you know he was scouse if he was dead?...

Did you nick his wallet or something?
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 1 May 2014, 13:11, closed)

I lived there for five years.
It took another five for my shoulders to relax to a normal position.
People talk about the 'brilliant Scouse sense of humour.' Relentless, overbearing needling with the ever-present threat of violence in the background in case you cease nodding and smiling. If that's what you find funny, then yes, they are absolutely fucking hilarious.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:20, closed)