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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

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"Let me have a card on your Amex account" she said...
..."and I'll do that thing* you want me to do".
"Promise?" I asked.
"Of course" she said.

Do I need to say any more?



* Of course it involved bedroom gymnastics. Are men motivated more by anything else?
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:29, 13 replies)
Heard something very similar last night
As prostitution is legal I asked for it in writing. Bad move.
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:36, closed)

sooooo....what was that thing?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:36, closed)

she shafted him with a rolled up amex statement.....
(tofer is sweating like a dyslexic on countdown......, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:42, closed)

kinky times!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 1:02, closed)
Amex?
I'm surprised she found somewhere that allowed it as payment.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, closed)
It's not for buying things!
It's for 'accidentally' slipping out of your wallet in front of ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 8:17, closed)
I usually use my cock for that.
It doesn't help though.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, closed)
What's the credit limit on your cock?
Mine has terrible APR, and chlamydia.
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 7:48, closed)
Terribly low.
Waiters invariably turn their noses up at it in restaurants, and my barman refuses to give cashback on it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:34, closed)
Heh
Still in debt then?
(ladydyani, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:38, closed)
A rare find.
Most hookers only take cash.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:08, closed)
Are men motivated more by anything else?
Take out the word more and you got yourself a sentence.
(Surfeit, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:33, closed)
Need I say any
Err...what?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:10, closed)

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