True Story....... possibly.
I was bullied at school by a teacher. He taught French and for a while was my Form tutor.

All I wanted to do was art, but he was having none of it, we clashed constantly, in the end I bunked off so much, everyone had pretty much given up on me.


In the end, I stole his car and died.
Kendaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:02, 4 replies)

And then somehow
you went on to become director of Fides Media in Berkshire.
www.plaxo.com/directory/profile/51539976253/8723731b/Jonathan/Lambeth
(Seebeedee, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:04, closed)

Was it a Honda Accord ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:05, closed)

Sadly Not.
It was a metalic blue austin maestro.

Regards,

Rainman
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:12, closed)

...whilst he
went on to have a job on the Death Star.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:11, closed)