In year 7
A boy I went to school with (aged 11 or 12) started a sentence in our R.E class with: "When I was a child solider" infront of the whole class. The boy had lived in Sunderland all his life and whilst we may have some rough areas, we haven't broken into civil war just yet. I instantly called bullshit on him. "Miss, did you hear that miss? He just said he was a child solider!" no one else laughed, as I was the class geek and he was more popular then me.

That or he was really a child solider and I'm a horrible person!
(Mong goose, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:27, 5 replies)

Open warfare does sometimes occur in uncivilised places like Portsmouth.
Well I say warfare, but it's rather one-sided. Six Tory Youths against one suspected "peedo" or Muslim pensioner in their eighties is hardly a fair fight.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 2:40, closed)

I wonder if we should worry that the class geek can't spell "soldier"?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 8:38, closed)

Bullshit
On being the class geek, athough the North East may have a lower standard of geek membership than the South.
(wobbler, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 10:04, closed)

Im dyslexic and using an iPhone to post so the spelling isn't going to be flawless. Better then it was at school though, also I'm dyspraxic so my hand writing was shit. Many teachers hated me for it, rather a shame that they paid more attention to the minor mistakes then what I was writing.

Also, I said I was a geek not a swot. I was specky, quiet, liked video games and star wars, not overly intelligent or particular about my work.
(Mong goose, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 10:32, closed)

clearly a geek
who the fuck else would defend themselves like that
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:48, closed)