Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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I was 27 and a fig-tree branch shook. Hard.She was a he, and decided it was fun to play with a 2" wide by 2ft long dildo. Cue, the North-wing, dropping it's figs south. I ran to the en-suite bathroom crying, laughing and vomiting.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:22, 4 replies)
I don't know what any of this means (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:25,
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my best guess is that somebody lost control of their bowels, I am vague as to who, and think on balance I would prefer to keep it this way
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vladimir, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:29,
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My shits have never looked like figs.
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