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Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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*family fortunes noise* the cream goes in the bin
closely followed by the jam.

scones need butter. nothing else. just butter.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:32, 3 replies)
But that wouldn't be a delicious Devonshire cream tea.
It would be the sort of thing commoners from up north might eat.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:37, closed)

they can't afford butter up north. they eat margarine.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:22, closed)
FUCK DEVON
a propur cream tea is jam then cream you heathen cunt.
'ansome
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 4:37, closed)
That's the fucking Cornish way method.
And those daft bastards don't even have any motorways.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:45, closed)
jesus love ... how much do you hate yourself?

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:37, closed)
hot scone with melted butter?
come on, who wouldn't eat the shit out of that??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:45, closed)
The issue isn't eating that.
The issue is preferring butter to clotted cream and jam.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:47, closed)

Butter AND jam AND cream. In that order. Followed by a defibrillator.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:25, closed)
A cheese scone with butter is the best. Stuff with fruit then a nice piece of Lancashire Tasty.
Cream and jam, they are for POOFS!
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:48, closed)
Well lube me up, I must be a poof.
Wait til I tell the Mrs. Mind=blown.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:51, closed)
Nice how you put yourself straight (pun intended) away into the role of submissive bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:25, closed)
Yew shure do say the pwettiest things to a gal.
I'm sure I've seen '1st submissive bottom' as a technical credit after a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:39, closed)
Gay donkeys now is it?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:48, closed)
people who can afford jam

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:59, closed)
It's probably not even butter she's eating, but axle grease scraped from goods trucks stopped at the sidings
I imagine it's a bit Hunger Games over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:04, closed)
it'll be worse than that
it'll be low fat spread
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:06, closed)
Hmmmm ...
Almost as lush as shapers cottage cheese on a snack-a-jack
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:10, closed)
Might as well eat polystyrene and reduce landfill while you're at it.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:36, closed)
With just a touch of hydrogenation catalyst to give it that buttery yellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:08, closed)
The colour is added (usually beta carotene)
Pure hydrogenated vegetable fat is white.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:27, closed)
^margarine expert

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:33, closed)

margarine expert went to school
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:37, closed)
and some people say secondary education has become a complete fucking joke

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42, closed)
Shit, really?
I was hinting that leaving the Ni/SiO2 catalyst in place would have contributed to such metal decline as to subscribe to heretical beliefs w.r.t. scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:37, closed)
What metal decline?
Doesn't make any sense.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:51, closed)
Fuck, are you one of those butter-only freaks as well then?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:58, closed)
Jam is gross
Fuck your glistening period fruits
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:57, closed)
Was the glistening period just after the golden age or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:03, closed)
Jam is just fruit and sugar.
Fruit.
And sugar.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:06, closed)
Just for the avoidance of doubt
You are a massive fucking foodwrong. How you can be so picky when YHHPCCIYM is quite beyond me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:58, closed)
To be fair, that is the penis equivalent of a dry scone with all the joy of jam and cream taken away

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)
'Going Cornish' is where a mod lubes up a dog with clotted cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:08, closed)
And then
fucks his own sister through his mother's mouth.
(SlantedScience, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:30, closed)

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