Fun at work
Me: "Please don't look at my breasts when you are talking to me." *
Him: "I can't help it, you have great boobs."
Me: "I think you are being a bit forward."
Him: "I'M A 28 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, OF COURSE I'M BEING A BIT FORWARD. I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED."
Me: "..."
Him: "Will you go out with me?"
Me: "No."


* "stop eye raping my tits you fucking pervert"
(reducedfatLOLcat, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:52, 4 replies)

I you've got them on display, it's rude to NOT look.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:09, closed)

my work uniform was a shapeless unisex polo shirt
maybe he was into that, i dunno
(reducedfatLOLcat, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:20, closed)

i like breasts

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:11, closed)

YAY!

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:55, closed)