Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Mine's crap.I hated P.E at school, I hated having to expose my skin to the bloody freezing weather in early winter as Mrs. Kilpatrick made us do.
So, one day we were separated into teams and told to stand out in the cold in shorts and t-shirts. A bit later said teacher handed us table-tennis paddles and those stupid ping-pong balls with the holes in them. The objective was to bounce the ball on the paddle while walking to a bollard and back. By waggling my thumb and moving the paddle erratically, I was able to mimic this very well, I thought.
I held the paddle and slipped my thumb into the ball when the teacher wasn't looking and went on my way. As the teacher was so far away she didn't see me do it, but became suspicious when I showed the dexterity of something other than an epileptic having a wank.
She came in sight just as I loosened the ball (waggled a bit harder) and dropped it in front of the rest of my team as I finished. The next person picked the ball up, took the paddle and went on their merry way.
Kilpatrick was none the wiser.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 15:30, Reply)
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