Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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arstroboyi've cheated on nearly all my boyfriends to one varying degree or another but what i really excel at is cheating at a game my family invented. its a hybrid of a card game called "arsehole" and a dice game called "seven boy" - we like to call it "arstro boy" (like the anim, but dirty). naturally these are both drinking games and hence after a few rounds quite easy to cheat on.
when it comes to arsehold the aim of the game is to get rid of all your cards first. cards are played face up and must be laid either as singles, doubles or triples according to what has been led. there are two ways to cheat. the easy way is when sweeping the dead pile at the end of the round to craftily slip a few of your crap cards in with the dead lot. i always like to be seen as the considerate one by sweeping away the dead cards for the gang but occaisonally my consistent position as president of the game arouses suspicion and i have to forgo this method for the much riskier, though ultimately more satisfying method of cheating. the hiding cards underneath one another WHEN YOU LAY THEM. now everyone nows that if you're playing doubles, you put two cards down. uh uh. put as many of those motherfuckers as you can neatly stacked one on top of each other and do it discreetly and no one is any wiser. am yet to be caught on that method - get in!
in between hands of the arsehole part of the game we have as many rounds of seven boy as you can. too many rules to go into, but basically two dice get rolled and whenever 7 comes you have a 7 boy (or bitch) that has to drink, and then there's doubles and all sorts of other numbers that force a drink on people. the trick is to pick your favourite (or least) person to be 7 boy and then constantly hammer them with fake 7's by rolling so quick they don't notice. make a big song and dance about rolling 7, scoop the dice up, roll again, make another big song and dance about doubles or whatever and hit em again....poor fucker ends up completely paralytic in half an hour and chunder is inevitable.
aaaaah makes me want to crack out the dice and cards now and have a round....sadly i'm stuck at work cheating my boss out of his money by contributing this post....bad bad person
(, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 16:44, Reply)
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