Something that 'parents' have got cornered now but still fun!
Last night, my brother came home from work to his kids and looked after them like a responsible adult and not some absentee overgrown toddler who wants to play at soldiers.

He didn't stick it on YouTube but then he didn't have a family because of massive insecurity and a lack of ambition.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:55, 22 replies)

batdad is a fucking prick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:07, closed)

oh know u saidz bad tings bout r ladz fitting dem rag heds

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:56, closed)

Dey iz angles n if u disrespecs dem u iz a trayter

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:58, closed)

If he didn't have a family,
whose kids has he stolen?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:20, closed)

Oh you minx.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:49, closed)

so basically
if you serve your country you cannot be a good parent, as you clearly see yourself as being? Just as well guys like him are around to defend the rights of arrogant twats to say whatever bollocks they like.
(ianisme, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:59, closed)

Basically, yes.
Although they haven't really been called upon defend the rights of arrogant twats to say whatever bollocks they like during my lifetime, as far as I recall.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:37, closed)

They have been called upon to go and commit war crimes in the name of oil companies though, that's basically the same thing.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29, closed)

Haha, upset.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:27, closed)

If you serve your country by being a nurse or a teacher or a fireman then I'm sure you can be an excellent parent.
And if you're too thick and angry to get a proper job then serving in the armed forces is arguably preferable to jail. But, yes, essentially, if you are too thick and angry to get a real job and go off to play soldiers in an entirely commercial conflict that protects nobody on British soil then you should keep your spunk in a tissue until such time as you grow up and learn how to be a useful and responsible member of society.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:40, closed)

so would that apply
to those that died during WW2, for example? You really are an arse you know? Calling everyone in the forces "thick and angry" shows that you really know fuck all about them. A large number of them are extremely clever people and choose a military career for reasons beyond what narrow minded dickheads like you would understand. If you ever climb down out of your ivory tower long enough to talk to them, you might just find they are decent human beings with the same desires and feelings as anybody else. You aren't the model for the "smug git" meme are you, 'cause you sure sound like one.
(ianisme, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:03, closed)

Stuff and nonsense.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:59, closed)

steady on m8, no-one asked for a butthurt essay

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:21, closed)

I think you're on the wrong site, you massive upset prick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:40, closed)

didn't realise this site
was now being limited to people who have total disrespect for others. I know it isn't because most of the posters on here are decent human beings who don't judge an entire section of the community based on narrow minded perceptions.
(ianisme, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:34, closed)

Cheer up, you whining dick.
This is an irreverent comedy website not the fucking Mothers Union.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 8:43, closed)

Do you really need the difference between WWII and today spelled out to you, you precious little flower?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:00, closed)

do you really need it spelled out
that people serving in the armed forces have had similar reasons for doing so since forever. Don't blame the soldier for carrying out shitty orders. That's what happened during the Vietnam war and Americans are still living with the shame of that.
(ianisme, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:37, closed)

Yeah. The motivation for fighting fascism was exactly the same as some cosseted 21st century juvenile signing up during a period of extended peace and prosperity to kill brown people over fatuous commercial interests.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 8:42, closed)

The bravest thing for our ladz to do during our current wealth (although the current spend outweighs most possible profits) grab is to disobey orders.
But for someone who writes about their involvement in the weapons industry it is hardly surprising that you would defend your bread and butter so long as you do not actually have to do the fighting.

If fighting is so important, why then have British troops not deployed to more troubled areas?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:11, closed)

Jealous much?

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 2:07, closed)

Of what?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 9:39, closed)