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One evening during my student years I decided to go up market and treat myself to a delivery pizza from Pizza Hut. A Super Supreme, Deep Pan.

I handed over the obligatory couple of slices to my housemates and dived in. Half way through I felt a hair in my mouth. I reached in to pull it out, and as I did felt the oddest sensation as something was pulled out of my stomach and up my throat. With a little cough the operation was complete and I was left with a 25cm blond hair with a lump of ground beef swinging on the end.

I phoned to complain. They couldn’t have been more disinterested, claiming no blond people where on duty, it must have been my fault it got in there. To be honest my heart wasn’t in it, I’m not squeamish and my tone was more “wow, guess what happened”, rather than “this is an outrage”. I think the delivery man dropped of some garlic bread next time he was in our area.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:53, 3 replies)

yep....
Had similar a couple of weeks ago at my local gyms cafe... pulled a hair out of a jacket spud, took it back, the bloke behind the counter took one look at my non existent hair line, opened the till.. no questions asked... male pattern baldness has its perks!!
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:15, closed)

'Obligatory couple of slices to my housemates'
I do not understand this concept.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:31, closed)

This story is a little bit like Pizza Hut's Pizzas
Initially the idea seems nice, your appetite is whetted, and you start to salivate; but afterwards all you're left with is a sense of disappointment and a nasty taste in your mouth.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:19, closed)