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The customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.

Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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But that's a girl's name!
Some of you may know that my real name is Kerry. As it mentions in my profile, many people have commented that they thought that was a girl’s name.

Back in my sales job in London (many years ago) I was talking to a customer on the phone and arranged to give her a call back once I’d found out some information for her. She was being quite abrupt and told me that she’d be calling me back if I hadn’t got back to her shortly. She then asked my name, and the conversation went something like this:

“What’s your name?”
“I’m Kerry”
“Kerry? That’s a girl’s name”
*sighs* “Well, no. It can be, but it’s a bloke’s name too”
“No, it’s a girl’s name”
“It’s really not, it’s unisex, like Lindsay or Lesley”
“Well, I’ve never heard of a bloke called Kerry. I’m sorry, but you’ve got a girl’s name”
“… Well, I’m a bloke, and I’m called Kerry – so now you DO know someone called Kerry who’s not a girl”
“Nope. You’ve got a girl’s name”
“Right, okay. Well I’ll get the information and call you back. I’ve got your number, what’s your name?”
“Chris”

At this point I really tried to restrain myself, honestly I did. Sadly, I couldn’t help myself and blurted out “THAT’S A BLOKE’S NAME!”

She hung up on me.

True professional that I am, I got the information for her… and then got a colleague to call her back with it.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 22:51, 6 replies)
No offence...
and I also know a Kerry who is male...but like I tell him... it *is* a girl's name. A lovely name though. Beautiful.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 23:24, closed)
I know a guy
called Kelly, but not a Kerry.


Good response though
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 0:33, closed)
I've got an Uncle called Kerry
and he was in the army so you wouldn't fuck him.

Nor you
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 8:43, closed)
*ahem*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_King

Think anyone will tell him he's got a girls name?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:41, closed)
^^
That was who I thought of first too!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:38, closed)
^^^^
I would - he looks soft as shite to me!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:42, closed)

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