Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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mum jokesmy mum does the lame-o jokes chez moi
two faves
'have you got the time roughly?'
mum '(ina gruff voice) well it's about...'
small chile 'will you put my shoes on?'
mum 'i don't think they'd fit me'
for these reasons i am now a firm believer in matricide
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 18:16, Reply)
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