Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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ahamy dad's favourite is when people say
"we must be off" and he replies
"really? i wondered what that smell was!"
and for some reason he finds it funny to call me Albert....MY NAME IS TIM DAMMIT!
oh, the biggest joke is that im 16 and he wont let me stay home alone, stay up past 9:30 or do homework whilst on Msn
I HATE HIM SOOOOOO MUCH *dies*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 18:57, Reply)
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